William Ardrey
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William Ardrey

Comedy & Humour | Business & Careers | Literature & Fiction
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William Ardrey is a dashing figure, 6 feet tall. His dark brown hair is complimented by a well-styled mustache. Women love his hansom looks, infectious smile, and wit. He has a vibrant, magnetic personality that inspires loyalty and devotion from men and women alike. His Humor is satire with a liberal sprinkling of irony and cornfed ideas. He once said he did live next door to Mark Twain but was not really keen on riverboat gambling as a steady diet. He did have a Gray Elephant but it went rogue and grabbed everything in sight. He then thought a Donkey would be a better companion. Because they may be stubborn as hell but do not grab and eat the whole hay crop. And the faithful Donkeys do not jabber, so he knows they aren't bad liars. Mr. Ardrey has a strong sense of Justice and will readily fight for a just cause. He loves to smile and live life with the tenacity of a wild hila monster on a hunting trip. With a strong natural affinity for making friends, he is very popular wherever he goes. And when he reluctantly leaves an area most people sigh and softly breathe the words, “God I hope he comes back soon”. There are no Questions off limits. When ask why he was born he will not fully explain. He does seem to know why, but Bill tells so many wonderful stories, it is hard to figure. His last answer was; "it is in the book. READ THE BOOK."
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