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Derrida's Deconstruction
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What the Hell: How Wittgenstein Made Philosophy Even More Confusing While Claiming to Solve Everything
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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What the Hell tears into Ludwig Wittgenstein—history's most insufferable genius—with savage wit and zero academic pretension.
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What the Hell: How Wittgenstein Made Philosophy Even More Confusing While Claiming to Solve Everything
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 06-05-2025
- Language: English
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Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad
- How Rousseau Invented Modern Society While Failing at Basic Human Decency (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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In this mercilessly funny takedown, Jean-Jacques Rousseau—history's most insufferable philosopher—gets the roasting he so richly deserves.
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Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad
- How Rousseau Invented Modern Society While Failing at Basic Human Decency (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 06-05-2025
- Language: English
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I Think I Own That
- John Locke’s Guide to Justifying Land Theft with Polite Language (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 57 mins
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John Locke: Enlightenment philosopher, father of liberalism, inventor of “natural rights,” and accidental spiritual patron of land developers, libertarians, and your uncle who won’t shut up about property taxes.
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I Think I Own That
- John Locke’s Guide to Justifying Land Theft with Polite Language (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 57 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2025
- Language: English
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Leibniz’s Monads: Because Particles with Feelings Totally Make Sense
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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In Leibniz’s Monads: Because Particles with Feelings Totally Make Sense, Sophia Blackwell (author of Kant You Not) returns with another brutally honest, laugh-out-loud, actually-informative tour through one of philosophy’s weirdest, most ambitious systems.
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Leibniz’s Monads: Because Particles with Feelings Totally Make Sense
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2025
- Language: English
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Why Did That Happen?: Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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Why Did That Happen? Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful is your brutally sarcastic, surprisingly educational crash course in Aristotelian philosophy.
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Why Did That Happen?: Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 02-05-2025
- Language: English
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Derrida's Deconstruction
- Tearing Texts Apart Because He Had Nothing Better to Do (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 2)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Ever wanted to sound unbearably pretentious at dinner parties? Wondered how one French philosopher managed to make an entire career out of writing sentences no human being could understand?
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Derrida's Deconstruction
- Tearing Texts Apart Because He Had Nothing Better to Do (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 16-04-2025
- Language: English
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Sartre's No Exit
- Other People Are Hell (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 6)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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Ever found yourself staring into the void and wished it would at least tell a good joke? Wonder how a chain-smoking French philosopher with unflattering glasses became an intellectual sex symbol? Want to understand existentialism without developing an addiction to black turtlenecks and cigarettes?
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Sartre's No Exit
- Other People Are Hell (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 6)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Release date: 18-04-2025
- Language: English
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No Self, No God, No Clue: David Hume and the Joy of Destroying Everything
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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No Self, No God, No Clue: David Hume and the Joy of Destroying Everything is your ruthlessly sarcastic crash course in the philosophy of David Hume—history’s most cheerful intellectual arsonist.
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No Self, No God, No Clue: David Hume and the Joy of Destroying Everything
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
- Release date: 02-05-2025
- Language: English
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Lacan Sucks and So Do You
- A Friendly Guide to Language, Desire, and Political Helplessness (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 51 mins
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What if your political identity, your core beliefs, and even your taste in snack food weren’t really yours? What if they were built out of language, hijacked by desire, and quietly manipulated by slogans, myths, and a Symbolic Order you didn’t ask to be born into?
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Lacan Sucks and So Do You
- A Friendly Guide to Language, Desire, and Political Helplessness (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 51 mins
- Release date: 01-05-2025
- Language: English
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I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong
- Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 53 mins
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I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong: Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally honest, and deeply unhinged guide to the man who launched modern philosophy with one anxious thought spiral and never looked back.
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I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong
- Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 53 mins
- Release date: 01-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Sickness Unto Death, and Other Fun Danish Party Games
- Kierkegaard Without the Prozac (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
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The Sickness Unto Death, and Other Fun Danish Party Games: Kierkegaard Without the Prozac is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally insightful, and occasionally soul-crushing guide to philosophy’s original sadboy, Søren Kierkegaard.
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The Sickness Unto Death, and Other Fun Danish Party Games
- Kierkegaard Without the Prozac (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
- Release date: 29-04-2025
- Language: English
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God Is in the Details (And So Is Thomas Aquinas)
- How to Weaponize Aristotle for the Church and Still Be Canonized
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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Ever wanted to read 3,000 pages of systematic theology written by a man who thought angel transportation was a valid academic subject? No? Great—this audiobook is for you.
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God Is in the Details (And So Is Thomas Aquinas)
- How to Weaponize Aristotle for the Church and Still Be Canonized
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 29-04-2025
- Language: English
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Making Philosophy Fun and Accessible
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- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Kat Deo
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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This audiobook is your guide to learning philosophy without crying, sounding smart without being a menace to society, and asking big questions without falling into a spiral of despair (unless you're into that, in which case, proceed).
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Making Philosophy Fun and Accessible
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Kat Deo
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 24-04-2025
- Language: English
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God or Nature, Whatever
- Spinoza's Guide to Getting Excommunicated from Every Religion Simultaneously
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
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God or Nature, Whatever is what happens when a philosophy grad student decides to explain Baruch Spinoza—the 17th-century lens grinder who got canceled by every major religion—using sarcasm, swearing, and a deeply unhealthy relationship with Euclidean geometry.
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God or Nature, Whatever
- Spinoza's Guide to Getting Excommunicated from Every Religion Simultaneously
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
- Release date: 21-04-2025
- Language: English
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Thus Spoke My Therapist
- Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 8)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Thus Spoke My Therapist: Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown is your one-way ticket to understanding one of history’s most misunderstood philosophers—without needing a doctorate or a prescription for existential dread.
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Thus Spoke My Therapist
- Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 8)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 21-04-2025
- Language: English
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Kant You Not
- A Categorical Imperative to Stay Awake (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
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Ever tried reading Kant and felt your brain melt into a puddle of transcendental confusion? You're not alone! "Kant You Not" is the hilarious antidote to philosophical pretension that explains Immanuel Kant's revolutionary ideas without inducing narcolepsy.
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Kant You Not
- A Categorical Imperative to Stay Awake (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Release date: 18-04-2025
- Language: English
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Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 7
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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Being Really Confused is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger’s philosophical fever dream.
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Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 7
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 18-04-2025
- Language: English
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Foucault’s Power: Knowledge Is Power, Obscurity Is Apparently Also Power
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 3
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
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Foucault's Power is the antidote to pretentious philosophical obscurity you've been waiting for. This irreverent guide takes you on a sarcasm-soaked journey through Michel Foucault's most influential ideas....
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Foucault’s Power: Knowledge Is Power, Obscurity Is Apparently Also Power
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 3
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 17-04-2025
- Language: English
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Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Ever wondered why a rich Athenian who died 2,400 years ago still dominates Western thought? Or why your professor keeps talking about invisible triangles and prisoners staring at shadows? "Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show" is the hilarious guide to Plato you never knew you needed.
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Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 16-04-2025
- Language: English
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Hegel's Dialectic
- Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807 (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 1)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Are you tired of pretending to understand Hegel? Do you feel personally attacked by German idealism? Have you ever wondered if “sublation” is just a fancy word for “I have no idea what I’m saying”? Congratulations. You’ve found your people.
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Hegel's Dialectic
- Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807 (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 15-04-2025
- Language: English
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