Joe Humphrey

When you can live forever and recover from just about any injury, it becomes difficult to entertain yourself. That's why two immortal killers living in Flagstaff, Arizona in the 1970s spend their free time figuring out increasingly more creative ways to kill themselves....

In the early 1970s, Charlie, a teenage runaway, and a vampire named Caroline meet, and the course of Charlie's life is changed forever. Caroline wants a partner for eternity, and Charlie wants to escape to Los Angeles. We follow as their relationship blooms and decays into madness....

We follow Jack, an immortal serial killer, as he is imprisoned in Victorian London and taken to Los Angeles. We tag along when he's released in the 1930s, and follow as he attempts to adjust to the “modern” world in America.

Meet Danny, a former elementary school teacher coming to terms with life as a human servant to a couple of vampires. Follow as she navigates the complex, deadly, and often disturbing world of vampires. It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it. Especially if the reward is eternal life.

This story is a sexy retelling of Frankenstein, focusing on The Monster's bride and her experience. It's a darkly erotic horror story written from the perspective of a woman held in captivity by a disturbed scientist, and preparing to be seduced by a monster.