Frank J. Edler
AUTHOR

Frank J. Edler

Tap the gear icon above to manage new release emails.
My mother was an alien and my father was a lamp post. I was fed a steady dose of soap bars as a child as punishment for my foul mouth and incessant pranks. Little did anyone know the soap only made me stronger, faster, more agile. My brain filled with bubbles that were 99.9% pure. It was an amazing time. I left the city and moved out to the country where I heard tell there is an amazing banana bread store. I never found it, but I did find love. I loved that tuna sandwich like no other and we were married on the Fourth of July, just like Tom Cruise in that one movie about said date. It was a magical time but alas was not meant to be. I ate it. I tried to move on, writing books and sharing them with the local townsfolk. They would tell me to shut up and make sure I flushed before I left. Never once did I wash my hands like the signs demanded. So here I am, dirty handed and telling my tales. Wanna hear one?
Read more Read less

Try Audible membership today. Start enjoying the benefits.

Try Audible for free with an audiobook of your choice.
Try Standard free
Auto-renews at AUD $8.99/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Most Popular

Product list
  • Catcoin cover art
    Preview

    • Catcoin

    • The Fictional History of a Cryptocurrency
    • By: Frank J. Edler
    • Narrated by: Ron Gabaldon
    • Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
    • Release date: 02-02-2022
    • Language: English
    • Not rated yet

    $15.50 or free with 30-day trial

  • A Death in Toledo cover art
    Preview

    $21.51 or free with 30-day trial

  • State of Horror: Illinois cover art
    Preview

    $22.55 or free with 30-day trial