Bedtime Comedy

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult! Listen to the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

A recently divorced, advertising executive and mother of two bravely tackles the treacherous landscape of modern day online dating, while embarking on a journey of profound self-discovery and transformation.

Never trust a man who answers the front door wearing nothing more than a pair of low-cut jeans and a panty-melting smirk. That should've been my first sign. I write about guys just like him for a living - sexy and charming, yet reluctant to get into a serious relationship. His body screams sex appeal, but his condescending personality makes him a classic f--kboy. And I want nothing to do with that.

Full of wry humor and deep compassion for our modern vulnerabilities, the stories in Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best perfectly capture the heartwarming authenticity of Lobel’s famous amphibian friends while revealing razor-sharp truths about the world we live in today. Through Frog and Toad, we see the anxieties that are woven throughout our everyday existence, from our well-meaning but often failed attempts at practicing self-care to our struggle to balance the gifts and burdens of technology.

Poor Finn is looking forward to drifting off to sleep in his cosy warm bed, when Mummy appears wanting a drink. Finn resettles her and has just fallen asleep when he's woken again...this time by Daddy, who's had a bad dream. And so it goes. Just when Finn has one parent back to sleep, the other wakes up! When will these two sleep through the night? A clever, playful, laugh-out-loud story that celebrates the ups and downs of family life. Kids and parents will enjoy sharing this gorgeous bedtime story.

>Seriously, Just Go to Sleep is the G-rated, traditional-sized, children's version of the book every parent has been talking about. Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents. Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Corts reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke.

What do the Minotaur, Rasputin, the first man hung for murder in America, and the Countess of Blood all have in common? No, they aren't related. They all appeared on the Bombay Family's Hit List! In this collection of Bombay Bedtime Stories, you'll find out what Bombays did before Gin Bombay came along. From pet dodo birds to Ancient Greece and twentieth century Russia, get the stories Bombay children have been told for thousands of years. Stories that have been shrouded in blood - sworn to secrecy . . . until now!

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich continues to be a polarizing figure in America. But fear not! The coauthor of Contract with America is always good for another tale or two, regaling youngsters with “The Three Little Pigs and the Perils of Subsidized Housing,” “Cinderella and the Glass Ceiling,” and “Hillary the Snow Queen"—to name just a few.

Time for Bed is a bedtime story for parents and adults. Ten desperate parents hire Wrinkles the Clown to scare their brats straight, then one-by-one, ten little brats all meet their supposed fate. This book makes a great gift for parents, but can be enjoyed by anyone who likes a good old fashioned creepy clown story, right before it's time to turn out the lights and go to sleep. Dad jokes, rhymes, and puns... this book has it all. Have friends that don't like clowns? This is the perfect gag gift for Halloween, Christmas, Hanukkah and birthdays! Let Wrinkles haunt your dreams tonight!

Why did the Three Little-Pigs call 911? Will the Three Bears sue Goldilocks for trespassing? Who cracked the Humpty Dumpty case? Find out the answers to these fascinating legal inquiries and many others in these hilarious reenactments of bedtime classics transferred into the courtroom and translated into legalese. Eleven different voices, including the author's, bring life to such characters as Little-Pigg, Diana Freewoman, the Jolly Green Giant, and of course various attorneys. The perfect tales for our litigious age.

Funny, imaginative, and light-hearted - an ideal short listen for young children. Great for parents to share with their kids.

Once upon a time, there was a small kingdom called Bear View. Most of the time, the kingdom was very calm and happy, except for one frightening evening when the ground began to shake and tremble! When this happened, everyone ran here and there, scurrying quickly into their homes! They feared for their lives. Earlier in the spring, something terrible had happened. The quiet village had been in a deep distress. The once-happy village had become a terrifying place to live. There was a monster on the loose. King Layne must come up with a plan to rid the town of the monster.

If something is soporific, it makes you sleepy. That is the purpose of our stories; to help you forget your worries and outside thoughts, and then drift off to sleep with a feeling of peace. This is the third collection in the Soporific Stories For All Ages series. Included in this volume are 2 stories. The first is "Inventing A Game Before The Rain", and the second is "Shannon And The Snow Monkey".

This is the first collection in the Soporific Stories for All Ages series. Included in this volume are two stories. The first is "Why Did You Leave a Clump Out There", and the second is "The Flea Market Fan Club". Both stories are Soporific Stories, which means they are meant to put you to sleep. In "Why Did You Leave a Clump Out There", Katrina Kittlekooch wonders why there are small clumps of brush and trees in the farmer's field. "The Flea Market Fan Club" introduces the listener to Captain Brimm and Oscar D. Doggety.

This is the second collection in the Soporific Stories for All Ages series. Included in this volume are two stories. The first is "A Turtle on the Train Tracks", and the second is "The Great Mistake by the Front Yard Gate". Both stories are Soporific Stories, which means they are meant to put you to sleep. Our first story, "A Turtle on the Train Tracks", follows an old turtle with an old ambition. Our second story, "The Great Mistake by the Front Yard Gate", is told in rhyme. Our narrator arrives home after dark and cannot open the gate.

Fly Witness is the delightfully zany tale of a boy swept away to a world populated by some very peculiar, teeny, tiny creatures. "Come to the kitchen! Quick! Quick! Quick! It's a fly. It keeps buzzing, and it's making me sick!" Beckoned by his new bride, our hero is called upon to kill a meddlesome fly. But he cannot do it! And he has no idea why. The world renowned psychiatrist, Dr. Shrinknoggin, steps in to help.