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Wayne Larson is back, and he’s ready to dive even deeper into the soul of Midwest living. Orange Camo & Hotdish brings you more laugh-out-loud tales and cozy memories from America’s heartland, where folks wear blaze orange as a fashion statement, and hotdish is as much a tradition as Sunday church. With humor, warmth, and a touch of nostalgia, Wayne explores the quirks, customs, and downright eccentricities that make life in the Midwest unforgettable.

Get ready to experience the ultimate slice of Wisconsin life with Grillin’ in a Blizzard: Tales from Life in the Great White Cheese State, a laugh-out-loud collection of stories, tall tales, and hard truths that every true Wisconsinite knows by heart. Wayne Larson captures the spirit of America’s Dairyland in this heartwarming, hilarious book that’s as comforting as a Friday night fish fry and as genuine as a Packers fan in a cheesehead hat.

Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.