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Evil Prince Erik has discovered the bride he needs to secure his grip on the throne. But the idea doesn't grip his betrothed, peasant girl Jenny. Already in the shit, she doubles down with an escape through the castle's sewers. Her trusty raven, Croak, is never far behind, ready to peck the eyes out of anyone harming his mistress. Unless they have shiny things. Can Jenny ever escape the horny Prince? Will Leo stop eating and drinking long enough to help? And is there romance in the air, or is that just Leo's dodgy tummy?

Lisa, murder victim, is given a second chance at life, provided she goes into battle against the scum of the earth. It's a shame she wasn't also given some clothes, but there's no time to worry about that because too many evil bastards are in need of a good stabbing.

An evil lizard race scours the galaxy for fresh sources of the "Royal Elixir". Unfortunately for mankind (with the emphasis on "man"), human semen is a perfect match. But even the most virile men struggle to deliver when confronted with three-eyed lizards demanding the contents of their testicles. Enter young Sarah Morgan. One minute she's minding her own business, hitchhiking across the country, the next she's abducted by alien lizard people to help with their "harvest".

The survival of the entire race depends on three individuals. One small problem...they've lost their minds. An assassin, a nympho, and a cannibal walk into a bar. Will all three of them walk out? A transgressive erotic spin on the apocalypse.

It's one thing to witness a lover's tryst in the woods. It's quite another when you're an old witch, with those days of love, lust, and youthful vigor long gone. Olga the witch would give anything to be young again. To relive those times when a tingling in the loins meant more than a bladder infection. When her faithful black cat wasn't the only pussy worth stroking. But alas, the last gentleman caller she received was many winters back, and all he wanted was a soothing spell for his rash.

This isn’t a book with lots of violence, war, or death in it. There’s enough of that in real life, and if you’re into that kind of thing, then there’s plenty of other books out there for you. This is a story about the stuff that we don’t have enough of in real life. Love, tolerance, bravery, and leadership. And it's a story about humanity’s first attempt to live in space, and how two young women save us all from our own stupidity. Oh, it also features zero gravity, interracial, lesbian lovemaking. (Because there isn’t enough of that in real life either.)

When you wake up in a cage, at a slave market on an alien planet of sentient lizards, you might be forgiven for thinking "Life's a bitch and then you die", before surrendering all hope.

Peeping Tom has spent years locked up in a mental institution because of his penchant for lifting girl's skirts. So when a busload of Catholic schoolgirls arrives on the scene, he thinks all his Christmases have come at once. But these aren't normal schoolgirls. They're here to chew gum and kick ass, and they're all out of gum.