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Today is Halloween, Max’s favorite day of the year. That’s because of trick-or-treating, the neighborhood haunted house, and he gets to dress up as his favorite superhero, Mr. Amazing. But the day doesn’t start off as Max had hoped. First, his best friend, Sam, also dresses up Mr. Amazing. That’s super embarrassing. Then he has to deal with the big kids at Filmore Middle School who keep tugging on his cape and snapping his mask. That is super annoying. And on top of it, his parents ruin his plans to go trick-or-treating. That is super upsetting.

On the first day of school, Max’s alarm goes off bright and early. But he is not ready to get back into the routine of a new school year, especially not with all the dangers he has to face. First, he has to get ready and get out the door before Mom hits 10 on her stress-o-meter and goes nuclear. Then, he has to avoid the Tar Pit of Filmore Middle School and the school’s biggest bully Bart Johnson.

Torren has been plagued with unresolved and haunting dreams since birth. Since his father’s mysterious death four years ago, the dreams have been more intense and sequential. Leading him to question his heritage and purpose. With roots and blood lineage leading directly back to an ancient Norse warrior order, known as the “Varg”, the stage is set for a showdown between an unanswered 2000-year-old vendetta and an age-old nemesis that needs to answer for crimes both here on earth and in the realm of Asgard.

Summer camp is one of the cruelest tortures parents can inflict on their children. At least that’s how Max feels when he is sent off to Camp Wedgiehaha. For two weeks, he and his best friend, Sam, will be stuck in the middle of the wilderness with Bart Johnson, the bully of Filmore Middle School. They have to find a way to survive swarms of biting insects, practical jokes, and a wedgie war if they are every going return to civilization and their video games again.

This book is different from your typical self-help guide filled with abstract concepts. It's a down-to-earth, actionable manual, packed with proven strategies anyone can apply to become more creative, a better problem-solver, and learn anything faster.

School’s out! But that doesn’t mean it’s the end of the school year for Max and his best friend Sam. It just means that Filmore Middle School is closing because of the Covid-19 flu pandemic. Max will be quarantined at home for “an indefinite amount of time”. Instead of having fun outsmarting the school’s bully, he will be adapting to online classes, crazy family meetings, and using dad's hilarious downstairs toilet.

In the new and changed world, where everyone is working remotely, it's essential you have a guide on how to work from home effectively as a writer and be on the top of your game, making thousands of dollars either as a professional writer or just starting out as a new writer. This book is for leaders committed to building a great remote writing business, but who don’t have time or know where to start.

When it comes to your business travel, we all know that this comes right out of your bottom line, but in order to keep good customer relations, this is something that you must do. One of the most common things to do is to hire a business travel manager to handle all your business travel arrangements.

Forced to watch his father’s crucifixion and separated from his mother, orphaned six-year-old Adelbhert’s life forever changes when he is sold into slavery in Britannia. Years of servitude fill his heart with malice, and he resolves to escape, determined to rescue those he loves and deliver retribution to the Romans who wronged him. But as new allies shed light on old perspectives, Adelbhert begins to question his path.

Join in the fun, naughtiness, and adventures of Jasper and his furry friends! Their antics with make you laugh out loud and warm your heart. The perfect story for children and adults alike.

This story is written through the eyes of Jacob, an eight-week old border collie. At only eight weeks old, he was taken away from his Mum to start a whole new life, but sadly he fell into the hands of a bully. Jacob’s Journal will take you through the first year of his life. There will be laughter, tears, and heartbreak along the way. Will Jacob have a happy ending?

The true weight loss experts are patients who have succeeded at losing and maintaining a healthy weight. After studying highly successful weight losers over a 15 year period, a weight loss physician, Dr. Brad Watkins, reveals the 100 habits of his most successful patients. Learn from real patients who have struggled with their weight, worked hard, and won the battle. This is a weight loss audiobook designed to be quick and easy to listen. This is not another audiobook about fad diets or complex endocrine theories. This audiobook is about what really works.

Want to know the secret to becoming an expert software engineer and getting any job you want? The answer is simple: experience. In this book, I will show you the system I use to design, develop, and deliver open source software; steer you away from the mistakes I’ve made along the way; and help you build an impressive résumé of projects that’ll get you that job you’ve always wanted, and in time, will earn you the right to call yourself an expert.

There is no one-size-fits-all method to get that job, because jobs and interviewers differ. But there is a regular pattern to job interview questions and job interview weaknesses. All of the suggestions will work for you if you follow the tips of job interviewing in this audiobook.

Roger is a chicken who lives on Farmer Jimmy’s farm. He loves to hang around the chicken coop and dream about adventures. One day, Roger tells his friend Barry the duck about a book he had read about ninjas. Roger is enthralled by the book and wonders if chickens can become ninjas, too. Before long, Roger and Barry have used costumes from their dressing-up box and are stealthily sneaking up on Farmer Jimmy. But can a chicken and a duck manage to emulate their ninja heroes?

In this motivational self-help guide, Alex Trubnikov bares his truth with us about his life as a destitute Israeli who migrated to America with his family and had his entire perspective and outlook on life drastically altered - for the better! The author offers a navigational step-by-step guide toward self-improvement. Using personal experience as fuel, 20 Lessons from a 20-Year-Old F*ckup assures us that anyone, no matter their background or situational stance, can change their life path by altering their mindset and actively applying the steps and advice offered in this guide.

Bohunk’s Redemption is a riveting and unique recovery memoir unlike any other! Told through the humorous and straightforward lens of a psychiatrist and attorney, 40 years clean and sober in Alcoholics Anonymous. This highly entertaining memoir will leave you in awe of how one man simply survived, let alone ultimately prevailed, against all odds.

Before we begin, let me tell you it is illegal to be overweight. Still with me? Good, now not only is it illegal to be overweight, but now all fast and junk food has been outlawed. If you are between the ages of eight and 29, and not following the law, you will be sent to a government run weight-loss camp. Trust me, this is not a camp you want to go to. Twins Jenn and Will have been hiding very well, they grew up in a state run facility and ran away before anyone could send them to camp. Unfortunately, they could only run for so long. They have been caught and sent to camp.

You Got That P.h.D? covers the most important components of your business and how to fine-tune them sanely and rationally. From grooming a growing workplace culture to delving into sales team efficiency, there's no fluff to skip or irrelevant tangents to waste your time. You Got That P.h.D? doesn't forget that you and your company don't have time to lose if you're going to out scale your competition!

Becoming a Thane - an elite rebel spy trained to deceive, manipulate, and kill - was Timothy’s life. Then, in a moment, he lost everything. Now Timothy fights for survival and revenge in the Huctan death rings. When his recklessness and skill take him all the way to the Huctan capitol, he finds himself enmeshed in a deadly game of lies and deception. While his brother leads a last rebellion in Botan, Timothy must rub shoulders with the Huctan princess, match wits with the man who betrayed his country, and navigate the plots and tests of loyalty that could decide the fate of his nation.