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John Marks is just an average bellboy working at Central America's finest luxury hotel, until two mysterious characters show up and change his life forever. The first is the villainous Tudwig Cobbler, an imposing Russian with a hook for a hand, and the second is Gaygent Brontosaurus, a dinosaur who immediately sweeps John off of his feet.

When Ken's friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The first hint comes when it's announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet: They become mummies under the light of the full moon. Soon Ken finds himself all wrapped up in a homosexual undead encounter that will have your heart racing!

After leaving New York to pursue his dream of making taffy without the restriction of oppressive flavor laws, Greg sets up shop in a small Colorado town. It's the wild frontier, and Greg is more than happy to be a part of it. But conflict arises when a band of business-minded bigfeet show up by train, looking to buy up as much land as they can afford. Unfortunately, the most valuable land of all is located right inside Greg's butthole. Now Greg must take all of the bigfoot settlers in a hardcore taffy shop gangbang that will determine the fate of this small town forever!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the Bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.

Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don't work out the way he'd planned, Allen settles for a fast-paced career in political journalism. It's no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview. Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the Oval Office.

After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it's the last we’ll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas. When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls.

After writing his award-winning erotic novel, Reamed by My Reaction to the Title of This Book, Buck Trungle soon finds himself in a deep depression. Out of ideas for his next erotic tale, Buck turns to Torter, his favorite social media platform, in desperation. "Is anyone out there real?" Buck asks, not knowing that the answer to his question will unravel the fabric of his very universe.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler": a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, then this explicit collection is for you. Included here are "Taken by the Gay Unicorn Biker", "My Ass Is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel", and "Pounded by the Gay Unicorn Football Squad."

Aaron Duncan didn't know that he would grow up to make history, but as the first openly human player in the Unicorn Football League, that's exactly what he did. Thanks to the support of his unicorn teammates, Aaron exits the closet and finds himself swept away in a gay romance that only the tightest football squads could truly understand. Now, there's a meeting in the locker room, and Aaron's about to teach these unicorns what it means to be human in a gay, interspecies gangbang!

In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot, living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network. Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny, gay donuts.

Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brother's wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water. When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey.

Nick is the most girl-crazy dude in his frat, but when he and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing. But there's powerful gay attraction when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after-hours sampling.

Buck Trungle is a world-famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face, things take a turn for the erotic.

What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.

Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens.

Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. A string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach. Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates. The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind!

On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night.

Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones magazine, who's just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp. Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles' tight butthole.

Tired of crooked politicians, Lorp is fine with not even voting. But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp changes his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally. However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor! This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-unicorn presidential candidate action, including anal, blowjobs, and more.

Roger is a ghost hunter on a quest to know if his long-lost lover is still out there somewhere. His travels eventually bring him to a bed and breakfast in Georgia, where there have been several sightings of a ghostly unicorn colonel who fought and died during the Civil War. But when Roger encounters the gay ghost for himself, he soon finds out that there is more at play than just a routine haunting. This spirit is here to deliver a message from Roger's dead unicorn lover, and it's a message of gay, erotic pleasure.