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Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.

Hi, I’m Abe the ape. I love April Fool’s Day, mainly because I like laughing but also because I like farting. Laughing and farting. Farting and laughing. It's all the same to me. In this funny animal book about farts, Abe shares his farts like Silent Safari, Joke Jungle, and Terrible Trickster.

Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. Makes a perfect gift for boys or girls on Easter or any time of the year.

Sad Ninja deals with the loss of a loved one. Find out what happens in this SEL book about accepting sad feelings like loss and grief.

We teach our children to be kind to others, to share, but how do we teach them to be kind to themselves? Follow Compassionate Ninja in a journey to discover empathy and how important it is to not only cultivate compassion for others but self compassion, as well.

This memoir is from a middle-aged Missourian who was part of the strange yet fascinating world of Civil War reenacting. I tell of my first taste of black powder, "seeing the elephant", fighting heat, rain, cold, mud, politics, movie stars, and live fire. From dog and pony show events to the 125th anniversary spectaculars involving thousands of participants, I reveal the inside skinny on the hobby, as I saw it, with plenty of humor to tickle the funny bone.

After suffering an injury at the lighthouse, Detective White is taken to the hospital. Inspector Bronson, now working alone, has to double his workload to solve the investigation. An unlikely alliance is soon formed when the work is far too much for Inspector Bronson to manage on his own. Officer Swanson’s temper starts to get the better of her and a huge revelation leaves Inspector Bronson wondering what he is going to do next.

Artsy Fartsy was used to spending his days all alone. Until one day, he made two penguin friends. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.

Dishonest Ninja didn’t think lying would hurt anyone. But what Dishonest Ninja didn’t understand was that each time a lie was told, Dishonest Ninja was hurting someone. Because, when Dishonest Ninja told a lie, it changed Dishonest Ninja just a little bit each time. Find out what happens in this book about how good it feels to tell the truth.

Humble Ninja learns about the importance of being humble and practicing modesty through a humble pie. Find out what happens in this comedic book about developing humility.

Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day!

How do you develop a hard-work ethic? Hardworking Ninja finds out you have to value a hard-work ethic first! Find out what happens in this new Ninja Life Hacks story about working hard.

Cupid thinks it’s just another Valentine’s Day until there’s a farting tragedy. Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny adventure. Makes a perfect gift for a boy, girl, or a special person in your life.

Diversity Ninja shows us that regardless of differences in race, gender, ability, background, clothing, language spoken, or skin color, we are all part of the human race. Our differences are beautiful like the colors of a rainbow. Find out what happens in this diverse, anti-racist book about overcoming prejudice and racism and practicing diversity, equality, and inclusion.

How do we teach our children to share? Sometimes, stories allow us to show them what sharing looks like. In this Ninja Life Hacks book, Sharing Ninja is the recipient of sharing and then experiences how it feels to share, too! Find out what happens in this comedic book about combating selfishness and considering others’ feelings.

In the new Mini Movers and Shakers children’s book series comes a cast of characters who have failed, yet succeeded despite overwhelming obstacles. In the fifth volume, we meet Bruce Lee. Find out what happens in this kids book about pursuing your passions. Sometimes, we are faced with challenges that seem insurmountable. But with grit and hard work, one can achieve great things!

What do dogs think about when you leave them? Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+. A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view.

Love Ninja goes on a quest to learn more about love. Find out what happens in this comedic book about showing your loved ones you care....

Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance.