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Farting Without You Is Like...

A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)

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Farting Without You Is Like...

By: Humor Heals Us
Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
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Summary

What do dogs think about when you leave them?

A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view:

Farting without you is like...

Elmer without glue

Detective without a clue

Crying without “Boo-hoo!”

Witches without a brew

Excitement without “Woo-hoo!"

Ship without a crew

Bandaids without booboo.

Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+.

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