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The Republican National Convention is off to a rocky start after Morlinda Tromp’s speech is found to be plagiarized word-for-word from the hit film, Jurassic Mark. Now it’s up to hotshot speechwriter Perper Tunk to craft a perfect speech for Domald Tromp...with a slight catch. In order to avoid any accusations of plagiarism, Domald has requested that all facts, concrete plans, or rational logic be removed from the statement, leaving only a haze of vaguely patriotic fluff. The speech is a success, but when a physically manifested version of the political rhetoric ends up at Perper’s hotel room, he’s faced with the consequences of what it means to create something that looks beautiful on the outside but is completely vacant within.

Buck Trungle is in serious trouble. Struggling to find the inspiration for a follow up to his critically acclaimed short Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union, the erotica author finds himself desperate to stay relevant in the ever quickening press cycle. But when Buck receives a love letter from the physical manifestation of his own book's press coverage, he jumps at the chance to turn their short fling into something even more thrilling...something real.

Former President Bill is finally back in the White House, only this time his wife is the one in charge, while party boy Bill has been given the title of First Buckaroo. Unfortunately, Bill finds himself with no examples to follow regarding his new political position, and soon falls back into his hard partying ways. After getting busted for a raucous saxophone concert on the White House lawn, complete with handsome shirtless men on the slip and slide, Bill is placed under a tight watch.

Hipper is a Las Vegas magician whose show is in serious need of an upgrade, but with ticket sales plummeting, Hipper is running out of options. He needs the world's greatest magic trick, and he needs it now. The answer comes in the form of an eccentric scientist named Tomp, who promises real magic with the help of his five-piece box that cuts through the fabric of The Tingleverse using something called meta energy, and brings back a copy of whoever is placed inside.

It's the night before the Hugo Awards and nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is brimming with anxiety. Of course, he'd love to win the most prestigious award in science fiction literature, but winning comes with a lot of baggage and responsibility. On the other side of things, losing would be devastating in it's own right. All of this nervous tension comes to a head when Chuck is approached by the sentient physical manifestation of his potential Hugo Award loss, and is forced to confront his future as a writer head on.

Nick has been working long hours at the local milk bar and is exhausted and emotionally drained after several nights dealing with rowdy patrons hopped up on too much two percent. When the sentient leftover cookies from Nick's kitchen cabinet stop in to say hello, a boring night at the bar quickly becomes a journey into homoerotic sensuality. Soon enough, Nick finds himself at the center of a hardcore confectionery gangbang.

Back home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family's home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father's dealership.

When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he's shocked by just how normal everything seems. But the calm doesn't last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future. In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen's Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns, and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler': a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.

When Honch sees what he thinks is a unicorn using the human restroom at a local diner, he's immediately sent into a belligerent state of bigoted rage, culminating in a massive heart attack that leaves him flat on his face. Fortunately, Kipper, a man who was born as a unicorn, is there to help, saving Honch's life despite their differences. Suddenly, a dialog is opened between Kipper and the angry, self-hating Honch, who eventually learns the error of his ways.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.

When Tuck Bingle receives an email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle. Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.

Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him. Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room 69?

Leonardo Decaprico has been nominated more times than he can count for the yearly award of most handsome buckaroo. However, despite the fact that he is one of the greatest actors of our time, he has still never won. Hopefully, this year will be different. After a well-received performance in The Reverass, a movie about walking through the snow after a bigfoot attack, Leo is full of both anxiety and hope.

After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he's left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life. Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis's anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley.

Lord Gibbok is facing a serious dilemma. On one hand, he has a battle at dawn against the powerful wizard book, and on the other, the warrior has realized that he's nothing more than a fictional character in a gay erotica short. Hoping to cease this endless loop of reincarnation as characters within the Tingleverse, Lord Gibbok tracks down the author himself, Dr. Chuck Tingle, who makes him a deal.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, then this explicit collection is for you.

Former preacher turned viral video sensation, Jabua Fogstein, lives for the holidays: the sights, the smells, and especially the tastes. In fact, he's so excited to trying out his favorite coffee, Starbutts Christmas blend, that he camps out overnight for the introduction of their brand new red holiday cups.

When a young, enthusiastic blogger flies to Billings, Montana in search of the mysterious Chuck Tingle, he has no idea that he will soon be wrapped up in the diplomatic conflict of a lifetime. Soon enough, the blogger has accepted his identity as a part of Chuck's own mind, racing against time to stop a highly evolved species of the book Pounded in the Butt by My Book, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt from destroying the Earth.

After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth Two, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building.