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After months of travel, fighting evil groping ghouls and feisty Frankensteins, Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home! Having escaped from the distant castle of Count Shagula and the vampire’s very naughty sex dungeon, Jonathan is happy to get back to his cozy hamlet in England and perhaps, finally, have a decent cup of tea. But all is not well back home, and it’s not just Brexit that’s causing trouble! Some sinister figure is skulking around the countryside, bothering young men and nibbling on their naughty bits!

Upon arriving in Paris, Jonathan Woodcock was hoping for a chance to relax from his arduous travels across Europe and put his numerous sexual experiences with the forces of darkness behind him. But he soon learns that the local opera house is under siege by a villainous and musical ghost, a spectral haunter with plans to steal the limelight all for itself — and it has its eyes set on poor Mr Woodcock!

He’s shagged vampires and other monsters in his sexual escapades across the darkest parts of Europe and beyond, but now it’s time for young Jonathan Woodcock to really take a walk on the wild side! Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk in the forest surrounding Budapest, ready to make our reluctant hero play fetch!

When Roka joined the Realms of Valeron, he was a fledgling elven cleric with only a minor healing spell and a dingy brown robe to his name. But that was just fine, since it was the hottest fantasy MMORPG, with over a million players, and Roka could not resist the allure of this rich, bright fantasy world, eccentric NPCs, and ravenous monsters.