Welcome to “You're Not My Type, Bro” — “The Gay Episode” — Marko and Theo dive into juicy topics ranging from spiritual awakenings and foot fetishes to car rants and queer dating dynamics. Nothing's off-limits.

✨ Episode Highlights:

• Spiritual Overload: Theo vents about Payton's full-on spiritual transformation — from fluoride-free water to toothpaste drama.

• Açaí Spot Meltdown: Marko has a traumatizing run-in with a "crunchy granola girl" that sparks a convo on beauty standards and grooming.

• Top or Bottom? Theo puts Marko to the test: can he guess Theo's sexual role based on personality alone?

• Gay Community Realness: From body types and labels to what actually turns them on — including Theo's love for pretty faces and Marko's massive foot fetish.

• The “Gay Handshake”: Can sex lead to friendship? The guys compare queer and straight dating dynamics and whether bridges always need to be burned.

Expect wild honesty, deep friendship, and zero filter.

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On this week's You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko are dragging networks, debating sexual ethics, and getting real about identity. Buckle up. TV Tantrums & HBO Flops Theo GOES IN on the embarrassment that was The Last of Us S2 and the messy chaos of White Lotus S3. Marko agrees: HBO Max is spiraling. Game of Thrones? “A joke.” BUT... Marko's got a gem for you — Tulsa King with Stallone is “surprisingly lit.” Sexual Harassment Training Woes Marko calls out the absurdity of mandatory courses — too long, too corporate, too fake. Nightclubs vs. office jobs = very different vibes Would You Steal to Stay Alive? Our Shooting the Shit segment gets intense: Would YOU rob a pharmacy to afford a life-saving $25k pill? Theo & Marko say HELL YES — and Marko shares some wild broke-boy confessions ‍❤️‍‍ Would You Date a Trans Person? A deep convo sparked by Sophia Gascon and TS Madison Marko admits attraction before knowing, Theo presses on surgery, and they both explore identity, attraction, and perception. Is femininity exaggerated? Are trans women “more feminine”? The takes are spicy. Listeners — they wanna know: Would YOU date a trans person? Don't miss this messy, real, and ridiculously honest episode. You've been warned.

Diddy's Verdict, Bezos's Big Day, & Our Plastic Surgery Dreams!

Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're kicking off this wild ride from our ✨ brand new studio ✨ in sunny Los Angeles, baby! ☀️

This week, Theo & Marko spill the tea and sling the sass in an episode packed with cocktails, complaints, and controversy:

Cocktails & Complaints:
vs. – Team Cat or Team Dog? The claws come out!
Car drama – from a fender bender to a sluggish Toyota Corolla
LA's wild lawyer billboards – is Sweet James watching you?

Shooting the Sh*t Segment:
⚖️ The Diddy Verdict – Acquitted of the big charges, convicted of some, but will he actually serve time? We break down what went wrong in "the most expensive prostitution trial" ever.
Bezos's Bougie Venice Wedding – Is the hate for him justified, or are we just salty? Let's talk Amazon, wealth, and global tourism backlash.
Plastic Surgery Wishlist – Inspired by Kris Jenner, we reveal the nips, tucks, and zaps we'd get if our bank accounts could handle it ✨

️ Sound off in the comments:
– Are you shocked by the Diddy verdict?
– Do you stan Bezos or nah?
– And what plastic surgery would you get if cash wasn't a factor?

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You're Not My Type, Bro - Ep. 16: You Would Do Really Great In Gay Porn Coming at you from sunny Los Angeles ☀️, this Pride edition is extra FABULOUS ✨ and just a little bit unhinged (in the best way). We're dressed up, glittered out, and ready to spill tea, drag clowns, and celebrate queer joy . First up: World Pride in DC, featuring icons like Shakira, J.Lo, and Troye Sivan?! We're gagged. We're gooped. We're packing our bags and heading east ✈️ (but should we recline our seat? Theo says YES — and is proudly part of the 32% who always do!). Speaking of travel… can we PLEASE talk about the toxic air fresheners in Ubers that smell like gas station trauma and instant migraines? Should they be BANNED? Marko thinks yes — for the sake of our nostrils and our sanity. Then, we go deep on the Cassie + P. Diddy drama and the internet heat aimed at her husband. We break down trauma bonds, victim-blaming, and why people still don't understand how abuse works — especially when there's power, fame, and silence involved. As her husband said, “Cassie saved Cassie.” Period. ✊ Game time! We play: Which 3 Federal Holidays Would You Delete Forever? Byeee President's Day? Columbus who? Find out which ones we'd scratch and why! Trigger warning: A heartbreaking story from Rochester, MN, where a white woman used a racial slur against a 5-year-old autistic Black child — then launched a GoFundMe on a Christian platform (???) and raised $785K playing the victim. Meanwhile, the child's family asked people to stop donating. We talk racism, entitlement, and why this kind of weaponized whiteness keeps happening. Finally, we're back with our favorite segment: Yasss, Kween! No, Bro! NO BRO ❌. Topics this round: - Circuit Party Fans at Pride - Full rainbow outfits - Not tipping at queer bars (NO BRO) - Rainbow-washing brands ️‍™️ - Shirtless men on floats - Straight dudes working Pride Drop your hot takes, your shade, and your Yasss, Kweeens! in the comments! Like, subscribe, share with your bestie (or your enemy ) — and let us know what you want us to talk about next. Happy Pride, babes!

Pedro Pascal is officially America's boyfriend and we won't be taking questions at this time. Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro!, where the tea is hot, the opinions are hotter, and yes—we have thoughts. In this episode: Pedro Pascal is unanimously declared a national treasure (we're blushing just thinking about him) Families with 5 kids at the airport? We discuss the chaos, the culture, and the contraception Gym etiquette is out the window—why is everyone giving unsolicited advice and taking calls mid-set? Are Americans abroad actually the worst? (Spoiler: we might be...) From meat lovers to flexitarians, we wrestle with our inner hypocrites and the reality of eating animals ️ A $400 million jet gifted to Trump from Qatar? Ethics, national security, and gold-plated walls—let's go there! Sleeping with married people—who's done it, who hasn't, and why it's messier than your last situationship. Plus, new music recs including Russian pop queen Zivert, Annabel England, and yes... even a lil' Morgan Wallen This one is spicy, messy, and maybe a little existential. Drop your hot takes in the comments Like if you've ever been side-eyed at Planet Fitness Subscribe if you love chaos and honesty in equal measure Share with a friend who's slept with someone just for the receipts

In this episode, Theo, Duane, and Marko are back with another round of laughs, hot takes, and unfiltered insights. They kick things off with their weekly Cocktails and Complaints, where nothing is off-limits—from personal pet peeves to society-wide gripes. ✨ In this episode: Cocktails and Complaints – The trio sound off on everything bothering them this week. Dark Psychology on Social Media – Duane questions the rise of pages teaching manipulation tactics and the ethical dilemma of sharing that knowledge. Job Interview Rants – Marko comes for the dreaded “Why do you want to work here?” question with brutal honesty. Bumper Sticker Irritations – Theo critiques ideological stickers, calling them idealistic at best, divisive at worst. ️‍ Game Time: “Who's Going to Be the Gay of the Week?” – A new LGBTQ+ terminology trivia game where Marko (the token straight) shocks everyone with a win. ️ LGBTQ+ Visibility & Politics – From rainbow flags on government buildings to casting controversies, the crew dives into the complexities of representation and performative allyship. The Ethics of Outing – A thoughtful discussion on the serious consequences of outing someone without consent. Funny, honest, and sometimes uncomfortable—in the best way—this episode blends humor with sharp cultural commentary. A must-listen for anyone who enjoys real talk with a twist.

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The podcast where we dive into politics, pop culture, relationships, wild opinions, and whatever else is keeping us entertained (or annoyed) this week.

In this episode:

• Marco kicks things off with his chest-shaving gym chronicles (yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds)

• Jessica Simpson + snake sperm supplements?? Dwayne has questions

• Marco's mad about the Nintendo Switch 2 delay

• Why is a candy bar $1.75 now?? We rant about prices, tech overload, and broken eggs

• SNL parody vs. punching down — when does comedy cross the line?

• Would you tell your bestie their fiancé cheated the night before the wedding? We get into it.

• Real Housewives drama: Kenya Moore, revenge porn laws, and gun threats?!

• ⚡ Rapid Fire Stereotypes: Lesbians, gay men, and white people — we go there (and try to keep it respectful-ish)

Drop your thoughts in the comments — we love hearing from y'all!

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️ Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're back with another wild episode full of hot takes, petty rants, and deep debates!

This week we're sounding off on:

Auto-stop engines & annoying car features Job apps & pointless online assessments Genetic engineering & supposed “direwolves”

Pamela Anderson's no-makeup moment

PrEP, HIV, sexual health, and who it's really for Plus fave TV shows to chill out after all that! You already know — it's real, it's funny, it's honest.

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