We're back! ️ In this week's episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko complain, debate, and dive headfirst into the wildest stories of the week. From celebrity lookalike drama to government shutdown nonsense, pop culture burnout, and China's insane “gestation robot,” nothing is off-limits. Cocktails & Complaints Theo's celebrity lookalike nightmare — from Chris Evans to Seal. Marko calls the government shutdown a full-on clown show. Shooting the Sh*t Can celebs be too famous? Gordon Ramsay + Pedro Pascal overload. Awards shows are dead — but is Taylor Swift untouchable? Beyoncé vs. Michael Jackson: who really wins the pop star crown? China builds a robot womb (yep, really). Do party people stay single forever? Bravo Moment Real Housewives of Miami: Lisa gets a pass, Julia gets the boot, Adriana gets roasted. If you love comedy, pop culture hot takes, unfiltered queer + straight talk, and debates that go way too far — this episode is for you. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly chaos.

Join Theo & Marko for another unfiltered ride on You're Not My Type, Bro!, where nothing is off-limits—from personal gripes to global chaos, all served with laughs and zero filters!

In This Episode:
• Marko's Alabama Misery – Marko survives 8 brutal days in 99–103° heat & 96% humidity, compares it to California's “perfect” climate, and dives into cheap southern eats ($39 for a bento for two!?). Deep thoughts incoming: “serve in heaven or reign in hell?”
• Theo Vents: Sidewalks & Parenting – Crowded sidewalks, entitled parents, and celebrity kids… Theo has opinions and he's not holding back.
• Instagram Madness – Theo spills wild stories from Insta: from $50 offers for worn workout underwear to a photographer with a VERY weird proposition involving Theo's dad… awkward doesn't even start to cover it.
• Global LGBTQ+ Issues – Shocking stats: homosexuality criminalized in 64 countries. The guys break down extreme penalties, respect for local laws, and the importance of awareness when traveling.
• Afterlife Chat ✨ – Would you rather be buried or cremated? Theo & Marko share their thoughts, plus a quick convo about organ donation & what's next after life.
• The “Quarter Ton Teen” – A heartbreaking clip of 17-year-old Tommy and his mother's enabling behavior sparks outrage. Theo & Marko call it like it is: mentally unhealthy, dangerous, and tragic.

This episode mixes deep dives with outrageous stories, proving these guys can handle heavy topics and keep you laughing.

Buckle up, babes! This week's You're Not My Type, Bro! is jam-packed with awkward encounters, hot takes, and complaints that'll have you laughing, gasping, and maybe even texting us your own rants. Theo (your unapologetically spicy gay educator) and Marko (your blunt straight bro with zero filter) are back—cocktails in hand and ready to unload. What's on the menu this week? San Diego Surprise & the Hot Springs Heritage Quiz – A relaxing soak turns cringey when a woman won't stop asking a couple “where they're from”… and we spiral into a convo about assumptions, stereotypes, and when curiosity crosses the line. Vegan at a Rib House – Who orders tofu at a BBQ joint? We break down the vegan dinner guest who derailed the vibe and preached her plate philosophy to the whole table. Spam Calls & Offshore Headaches – Scam calls are out of control… and why do legit ones feel like an obstacle course for basic communication? Remembering Theo Huxtable – Honoring Malcolm-Jamal Warner's legacy, from The Cosby Show to his mental health advocacy for the Black community. Cliff-Diving Parenting – The Bucket List Family's Garrett G. tosses his 7-year-old off a cliff “to build courage.” Parenting win or toxic masculinity in a viral wrapper? Plastic Surgery Spiral – Larsa Pippen's ever-changing face sparks a look at when “just a tweak” turns into “who even is that?” Stephen Colbert's Canceled – Financial flop or political takedown? We unpack the theories. This episode is pure unfiltered gold—funny, fiery, and full of those “can we talk about this?” moments. We're not here to cancel, we're here to connect… and complain with style.