Episodes

  • "I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"

    "I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"
    Oct 25 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is ruining dates before they even happen because he's expecting too much from girls.
    - A guy who thinks he shouldn't go on a date with a girl if he doesn't think they'll be together forever.
    - A guy thinking that maybe he should give up dating his new girl because she doesn't speak English that great.
    - A frustrated guy that has been on the apps for years and hasn't been on a single date because he's unattractive.
    - A guy who keeps ending up sitting alone with two glasses of water when he makes a date reservation at a restaurant.

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    31 mins
  • "These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"

    "These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"
    Oct 11 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A serial single-mom-dater that doesn't like how they're using sex to lure him in.
    - A guy who loves orchestral music and is surprised when girls back off when he tells them.
    - A guy in a relationship with a girl who doesn't initiate things (which is ideal!).
    - A guy who thinks meeting up with a girl is something to joke about.
    - A guy who doesn't like the natural progression of texting (he doesn't realize how good he has it).

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    24 mins
  • "My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"

    "My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"
    Sep 27 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who wants to know what he should text a girl until he sees her again.
    - A guy texting with a girl for HOURS every day, and she's still updating her dating apps.
    - A guy whose "friend" told him he wants to hook up with his girlfriend more than any other woman in the world.
    - A guy that found much more success when he made his dating profile have player vibes.
    - A guy who claims that girls who offer to split the bill are indicating that they never want to meet again.

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    24 mins
  • "She Gets Angry When I Ask Her to Cook...Kindest Girl in the World, Though!"

    "She Gets Angry When I Ask Her to Cook...Kindest Girl in the World, Though!"
    Sep 13 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is surprised most girls in their 30s are married (he needs to lower his accepted age range).
    - A guy that keeps getting ghosted after making out on dates.
    - A guy who doesn't understand why he kisses girls that he's on dates with.
    - A guy with a girlfriend who treats him like dirt, but apparently she's the sweetest person he knows.
    - A guy who had a perfect situation to open up a conversation with a girl but didn't.

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    21 mins
  • "I Invited a Girl to My Place...I'm Annoyed That She Had Sex With Me!"

    "I Invited a Girl to My Place...I'm Annoyed That She Had Sex With Me!"
    Aug 30 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A "good guy" who doesn't get laid, but at least people don't think he's a "f boy."
    - A possibly homosexual guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) who cut things off with an obsessive girl.
    - A guy who is confused about a girl's repeated cancelling and rescheduling.
    - A guy who lost weight and is surprised that women aren't swarming him.
    - A clueless guy who wrecked the vibe on his date because he takes advice from the internet.

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    27 mins
  • "I Spent $200 on Our First Date and She Ghosted Me! Is It Because I Asked for a Receipt?"

    "I Spent $200 on Our First Date and She Ghosted Me! Is It Because I Asked for a Receipt?"
    Aug 16 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is being pursued by a girl that may or may not be ugly.
    - A guy whose long-distance girlfriend won't come visit him over the summer.
    - A guy that's more worried about if girls think he's cheap by asking for a receipt on dates rather than realizing $200 is way too much to pay for a date.
    - A guy whose wife is a stay-at-home-mom but he does 80% of the housework, AND she's pissed that he plays video games.
    - For the first time, a guy who I'm PRAISING on how he reacted when his girlfriend said she wanted a month-long break.

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    24 mins
  • "Her Cooking is Delicious and I Want More...I Guess I'm a Woman-Hater!"

    "Her Cooking is Delicious and I Want More...I Guess I'm a Woman-Hater!"
    Aug 2 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who spent 10 hours with a girl but wouldn't even kiss her because he thinks he'd be an asshole if he did.
    - Another guy in his 30s who is fed up with dating apps, but at least he's in therapy.
    - A guy whose girlfriend makes delicious food but he's afraid of being called a misogynist by asking for more.
    - A 23-year-old guy who wants to know if it's okay to date a senior citizen.
    - A guy freaking out because he liked his co-worker's Tinder profile.
    - A guy who gets an erection whenever he holds hands, but also doesn't wanna have sex.

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    26 mins
  • "I Need to Pay a Girl to Cuddle Me...Will My Future Girlfriend Find Out I'm a Loser?"

    "I Need to Pay a Girl to Cuddle Me...Will My Future Girlfriend Find Out I'm a Loser?"
    Jul 19 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    -A guy wondering if it's okay to dump a girl if she won't meet up with him.
    -A desperate, nearly-hopeless guy who wants to pay for a girl to cuddle him instead of finding one that actually likes him.
    -A guy who was paying for prostitution but was too dumb to realize it.
    -A 20-year-old dude who doesn't wanna get roped into marriage.

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    13 mins