Episodes

  • "We Barely Bang and I Caught Her Sexting Another Guy, But Our Relationship is Good!"

    "We Barely Bang and I Caught Her Sexting Another Guy, But Our Relationship is Good!"
    Dec 20 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy that's been practically paralyzed by getting rejected from girls he's approached (featuring the advice I was given when I first started approaching girls).
    - A guy who is wondering what to do about his girlfriend of 5 years that he caught cheating through text. Oh, also they've barely banged in the past 2 years.
    - A guy dating an identical twin and wondering how to handle the fact that they fight like crazy.
    - A nerdy guy who is looking for a nerdy girl (his intentions are good but his mindset is totally wrong).
    - A guy who is, for some reason, hiding the fact that he got laid off from his girlfriend.

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    25 mins
  • "I Have Low Self-Esteem and Hate Myself. Why Don't Women Want to Hang Out With Me!?"

    "I Have Low Self-Esteem and Hate Myself. Why Don't Women Want to Hang Out With Me!?"
    Dec 6 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who wants to dump a girl after two dates because she chose a restaurant out of his budget for the next date.
    - A guy who says he has no self-esteem and doesn't understand why women don't want to meet him.
    - A needy guy who is upset that the girl he's dating doesn't have big conversations via text (he's overthinking it).
    - A guy who got some numbers at a party but thinks his conversations were boring.
    - A guy whose mental health is getting rekt because he gets attached too easily.

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    21 mins
  • “Cold Messaging Girls on Instagram Didn’t Work! Now I Think I’m Exiled From the Local Bars”

    “Cold Messaging Girls on Instagram Didn’t Work! Now I Think I’m Exiled From the Local Bars”
    Nov 22 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who started dating the hot girl at the MMA gym and now all the guys there want to beat the hell out of him (he should just quit).
    - A guy who is thinking about hiring a professional dating service after sending messages on Instagram to girls out of nowhere was unsuccessful.
    - A short guy that is worried about the male competition that comes with trying to pursue women at Meetup events.
    - A guy who broke up with a girl after 5 dates because she wasn’t a good conversationalist (so what?).
    - A guy who did it raw with a girl he’s known for a week and is in panic mode.

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    28 mins
  • "I've Brought Her to the Same Café for Every Single Date...Is That a Bad Thing?"

    "I've Brought Her to the Same Café for Every Single Date...Is That a Bad Thing?"
    Nov 8 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who was close to getting it on with a girl on the first date but didn't even try on the second.
    - A guy who has been on several dates with a girl, all at the same coffee shop, and now he's worried about her lack of emoji when texting.
    - A guy that's dating two girls and doesn't know how to juggle them.
    - A guy who asked a girl out for a third date and she said she'd "think about it and let him know."
    - A guy who's wondering if Tinder is any good for finding a long-term relationship.

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    19 mins
  • "I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"

    "I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"
    Oct 25 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is ruining dates before they even happen because he's expecting too much from girls.
    - A guy who thinks he shouldn't go on a date with a girl if he doesn't think they'll be together forever.
    - A guy thinking that maybe he should give up dating his new girl because she doesn't speak English that great.
    - A frustrated guy that has been on the apps for years and hasn't been on a single date because he's unattractive.
    - A guy who keeps ending up sitting alone with two glasses of water when he makes a date reservation at a restaurant.

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    31 mins
  • "These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"

    "These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"
    Oct 11 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A serial single-mom-dater that doesn't like how they're using sex to lure him in.
    - A guy who loves orchestral music and is surprised when girls back off when he tells them.
    - A guy in a relationship with a girl who doesn't initiate things (which is ideal!).
    - A guy who thinks meeting up with a girl is something to joke about.
    - A guy who doesn't like the natural progression of texting (he doesn't realize how good he has it).

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    24 mins
  • "My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"

    "My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"
    Sep 27 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who wants to know what he should text a girl until he sees her again.
    - A guy texting with a girl for HOURS every day, and she's still updating her dating apps.
    - A guy whose "friend" told him he wants to hook up with his girlfriend more than any other woman in the world.
    - A guy that found much more success when he made his dating profile have player vibes.
    - A guy who claims that girls who offer to split the bill are indicating that they never want to meet again.

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    24 mins
  • "She Gets Angry When I Ask Her to Cook...Kindest Girl in the World, Though!"

    "She Gets Angry When I Ask Her to Cook...Kindest Girl in the World, Though!"
    Sep 13 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is surprised most girls in their 30s are married (he needs to lower his accepted age range).
    - A guy that keeps getting ghosted after making out on dates.
    - A guy who doesn't understand why he kisses girls that he's on dates with.
    - A guy with a girlfriend who treats him like dirt, but apparently she's the sweetest person he knows.
    - A guy who had a perfect situation to open up a conversation with a girl but didn't.

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    21 mins