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You Don’t Know Anything About Women

You Don’t Know Anything About Women

By: Roy Calvin
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 There's a lot of clueless guys asking for dating advice on Reddit, and there's just as many people providing them with terrible guidance.

If I replied to their posts with the advice they actually need, I'd just get banned and be told that I'm an idiot by the other commentors (despite having been on more dates with more women than all of them combined).

That's where this podcast comes in.

I'm checking out the most cringeworthy, clueless dating and relationship posts from Reddit to provide REAL dating advice for men that the gatekeepers of the internet don't want you to know.Copyright Roy Calvin Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • "I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"

    "I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"
    Oct 25 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is ruining dates before they even happen because he's expecting too much from girls.
    - A guy who thinks he shouldn't go on a date with a girl if he doesn't think they'll be together forever.
    - A guy thinking that maybe he should give up dating his new girl because she doesn't speak English that great.
    - A frustrated guy that has been on the apps for years and hasn't been on a single date because he's unattractive.
    - A guy who keeps ending up sitting alone with two glasses of water when he makes a date reservation at a restaurant.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    31 mins
  • "These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"

    "These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"
    Oct 11 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A serial single-mom-dater that doesn't like how they're using sex to lure him in.
    - A guy who loves orchestral music and is surprised when girls back off when he tells them.
    - A guy in a relationship with a girl who doesn't initiate things (which is ideal!).
    - A guy who thinks meeting up with a girl is something to joke about.
    - A guy who doesn't like the natural progression of texting (he doesn't realize how good he has it).

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    24 mins
  • "My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"

    "My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"
    Sep 27 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who wants to know what he should text a girl until he sees her again.
    - A guy texting with a girl for HOURS every day, and she's still updating her dating apps.
    - A guy whose "friend" told him he wants to hook up with his girlfriend more than any other woman in the world.
    - A guy that found much more success when he made his dating profile have player vibes.
    - A guy who claims that girls who offer to split the bill are indicating that they never want to meet again.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    24 mins
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