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You Don’t Know Anything About Women

You Don’t Know Anything About Women

By: Roy Calvin
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 There's a lot of clueless guys asking for dating advice on Reddit, and there's just as many people providing them with terrible guidance.

If I replied to their posts with the advice they actually need, I'd just get banned and be told that I'm an idiot by the other commentors (despite having been on more dates with more women than all of them combined).

That's where this podcast comes in.

I'm checking out the most cringeworthy, clueless dating and relationship posts from Reddit to provide REAL dating advice for men that the gatekeepers of the internet don't want you to know.Copyright Roy Calvin Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • "We Barely Bang and I Caught Her Sexting Another Guy, But Our Relationship is Good!"

    "We Barely Bang and I Caught Her Sexting Another Guy, But Our Relationship is Good!"
    Dec 20 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy that's been practically paralyzed by getting rejected from girls he's approached (featuring the advice I was given when I first started approaching girls).
    - A guy who is wondering what to do about his girlfriend of 5 years that he caught cheating through text. Oh, also they've barely banged in the past 2 years.
    - A guy dating an identical twin and wondering how to handle the fact that they fight like crazy.
    - A nerdy guy who is looking for a nerdy girl (his intentions are good but his mindset is totally wrong).
    - A guy who is, for some reason, hiding the fact that he got laid off from his girlfriend.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    25 mins
  • "I Have Low Self-Esteem and Hate Myself. Why Don't Women Want to Hang Out With Me!?"

    "I Have Low Self-Esteem and Hate Myself. Why Don't Women Want to Hang Out With Me!?"
    Dec 6 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who wants to dump a girl after two dates because she chose a restaurant out of his budget for the next date.
    - A guy who says he has no self-esteem and doesn't understand why women don't want to meet him.
    - A needy guy who is upset that the girl he's dating doesn't have big conversations via text (he's overthinking it).
    - A guy who got some numbers at a party but thinks his conversations were boring.
    - A guy whose mental health is getting rekt because he gets attached too easily.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    21 mins
  • “Cold Messaging Girls on Instagram Didn’t Work! Now I Think I’m Exiled From the Local Bars”

    “Cold Messaging Girls on Instagram Didn’t Work! Now I Think I’m Exiled From the Local Bars”
    Nov 22 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who started dating the hot girl at the MMA gym and now all the guys there want to beat the hell out of him (he should just quit).
    - A guy who is thinking about hiring a professional dating service after sending messages on Instagram to girls out of nowhere was unsuccessful.
    - A short guy that is worried about the male competition that comes with trying to pursue women at Meetup events.
    - A guy who broke up with a girl after 5 dates because she wasn’t a good conversationalist (so what?).
    - A guy who did it raw with a girl he’s known for a week and is in panic mode.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    28 mins
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