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You Don’t Know Anything About Women

You Don’t Know Anything About Women

By: Roy Calvin
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 There's a lot of clueless guys asking for dating advice on Reddit, and there's just as many people providing them with terrible guidance.

If I replied to their posts with the advice they actually need, I'd just get banned and be told that I'm an idiot by the other commentors (despite having been on more dates with more women than all of them combined).

That's where this podcast comes in.

I'm checking out the most cringeworthy, clueless dating and relationship posts from Reddit to provide REAL dating advice for men that the gatekeepers of the internet don't want you to know.Copyright Roy Calvin Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • "I Invited a Girl to My Place...I'm Annoyed That She Had Sex With Me!"

    "I Invited a Girl to My Place...I'm Annoyed That She Had Sex With Me!"
    Aug 30 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A "good guy" who doesn't get laid, but at least people don't think he's a "f boy."
    - A possibly homosexual guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) who cut things off with an obsessive girl.
    - A guy who is confused about a girl's repeated cancelling and rescheduling.
    - A guy who lost weight and is surprised that women aren't swarming him.
    - A clueless guy who wrecked the vibe on his date because he takes advice from the internet.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    27 mins
  • "I Spent $200 on Our First Date and She Ghosted Me! Is It Because I Asked for a Receipt?"

    "I Spent $200 on Our First Date and She Ghosted Me! Is It Because I Asked for a Receipt?"
    Aug 16 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who is being pursued by a girl that may or may not be ugly.
    - A guy whose long-distance girlfriend won't come visit him over the summer.
    - A guy that's more worried about if girls think he's cheap by asking for a receipt on dates rather than realizing $200 is way too much to pay for a date.
    - A guy whose wife is a stay-at-home-mom but he does 80% of the housework, AND she's pissed that he plays video games.
    - For the first time, a guy who I'm PRAISING on how he reacted when his girlfriend said she wanted a month-long break.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    24 mins
  • "Her Cooking is Delicious and I Want More...I Guess I'm a Woman-Hater!"

    "Her Cooking is Delicious and I Want More...I Guess I'm a Woman-Hater!"
    Aug 2 2025
    Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:
    - A guy who spent 10 hours with a girl but wouldn't even kiss her because he thinks he'd be an asshole if he did.
    - Another guy in his 30s who is fed up with dating apps, but at least he's in therapy.
    - A guy whose girlfriend makes delicious food but he's afraid of being called a misogynist by asking for more.
    - A 23-year-old guy who wants to know if it's okay to date a senior citizen.
    - A guy freaking out because he liked his co-worker's Tinder profile.
    - A guy who gets an erection whenever he holds hands, but also doesn't wanna have sex.

    Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin
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    26 mins
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