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Why Would You Tell Me That?

Why Would You Tell Me That?

By: Neil Delamere Dave Moore
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Why Would You Tell Me That?


Award-Winning Comedians and Broadcasters Neil Delamere and Dave Moore take turns seeking out incredible things they think everyone, including their co-host, should know. In each episode, with the help of a genuine expert, one of them will answer the question, “Why Would You Tell Me That?!”

@neildelamerecomedy @davetodayfm @whywouldyoutellmethat


Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere & Dave Moore

Edited by Cathal Minogue

Music by Dave Moore

Artwork by Ray McDonnell

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes
  • How To Hypnotise A Chicken
    Aug 13 2025

    Following on from last week's discussion about how long a rooster could last without a head, we delve deep into the world of fowl again. Dave explains just how to coax a chicken, and even a shark into a trance-like state.

    Neil then attempts to elevate the level of discourse by dropping ancient Greece and American Civil Rights attorneys into the chat.

    His attempt, as usual, fails. But at least they do answer the perennial question, how many horsepower is a horse?


    To listen to Dave on the radio check out

    https://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732

    To see Neil on tour check out

    www.neildelamere.com/gigs

    Sources:

    https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/trust-me-i-m-a-lawyer-my-debt-to-clarence-darrow-1.3093181

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boustrophedon

    https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-much-horsepower-does-a-horse-have


    Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave Moore

    Edited by Nicky Ryan

    Music by Dave Moore

    Artwork by Ray McDonnell

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    45 mins
  • The Man Who Eats Everything
    Aug 6 2025

    This episode sees Dave introduce us to the man who eats everything - metal, glass, rubber, you name it, he's ingested it.


    Let's call this story of Mr Mangetout, the "dessert". For starters, Neil talks us through just how long a chicken can live without a head and then serves up the delightful tale of the men who paint rabbits for the Tour de France as the "main". Be warned, this part of the show is a bit spicy in its language.


    To listen to Dave on the radio check out https://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732

    To see Neil on tour check out www.neildelamere.com/gigs

    Sources:

    https://www.rouleur.cc/blogs/the-rouleur-journal/the-eraser-men?srsltid=AfmBOop8QXd8f1e2dnLNb-jw8Jb8-8Q8bbnDzE8blNy3HPihkyJ1FaFR&tag=member

    https://www.thelocal.fr/20250707/im-famous-thanks-to-cks-meet-the-tour-de-france-penis-eraser

    https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34198390


    Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave Moore

    Edited by Nicky Ryan

    Music by Dave Moore

    Artwork by Ray McDonnell

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    52 mins
  • That Footballer Has No Belly Button!
    Jul 30 2025

    In this week’s episode, Neil reveals the shocking truth behind one top Premier League footballer’s blank navel! And how you do not want to LeBron James yourself in public. Dave goes pubic with his escutcheon and fills us in on the names of the individual Tetris pieces. One of them is called Smashboy! Sure, what more could you ask for?


    To listen to Dave on the radio check out

    https://www.todayfm.com/shows/dave-moore-1499732

    To see Neil on his current tour check out

    https://www.neildelamere.com/britain-achilles-neil-tour-dates


    Presented and Produced by Neil Delamere and Dave Moore

    Edited by Nicky Ryan

    Music by Dave Moore

    Artwork by Ray McDonnell

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Show More Show Less
    55 mins
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