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Whyte Noise

Whyte Noise

By: Michael Judson Berry & Ryan Wilder
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 Who are we? A weekly special guest, host, and judge (my, that's a lot!) join Michael Judson Berry, a talented actor best known for bringing characters to life (and occasionally bursting into song), and Ryan Wilder a white-collar professional who’s swapped spreadsheets for witty banter. Together, they tackle Whyte Noise with a blend of theatrical flair and corporate polish, proving that opposites attract!

Each week, they’re assigned a random topic and must battle it out, talking for 10 minutes. The catch? No prize for the winner—just the glory of victory... and the sound of white noise.

Listen and follow… or don’t! It’s just Whyte Noise.Michael Judson Berry & Ryan Wilder Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Flushed Away: Beach Rentals Gone Wrong

    Flushed Away: Beach Rentals Gone Wrong
    Aug 4 2025
    This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan are joined by Ryan’s husband, James McCarten, to unpack the highs, lows, and WTF moments of summer beach rentals—from a toilet disaster in the Hamptons to the chilling true crime case of Carla Lucia Stefanik, who vanished during a vacation in Costa Rica.

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    Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.
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    31 mins
  • Add to Cart: Dopamine, Drama, and Quiet Luxury

    Add to Cart: Dopamine, Drama, and Quiet Luxury
    Jun 30 2025
    This week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest Lindsay to unpack the world of online shopping—from the psychology of dopamine hits to the rise of quiet luxury and the sneaky power of free shipping. They explore how shopping habits have changed post-COVID, the emotional triggers behind consumer behavior, and Lindsay’s behind-the-scenes take on the retail industry and shopping addiction. It’s a smart, funny, and revealing look at why we buy what we buy.

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    Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.
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    28 mins
  • Slippery Science & SpongeBob: A Deep Dive into Kelp

    Slippery Science & SpongeBob: A Deep Dive into Kelp
    Jun 23 2025
    This week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest (and Michael’s sister!) Alyson Berry for a surprisingly hilarious deep dive into kelp—from its climate impact and slimy defenses to its role in ice cream, fire retardants, and even SpongeBob: The Musical.

    They unpack childhood seaweed trauma, Tony Award drama, and squeeze in a little Chernobyl, a kelp slime debate, and a grandma shoutout along the way.

    Come for the mucilage, stay for the musical theatre and marine biology.

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    Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder

    Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.
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    34 mins
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