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What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?

By: David Garlick & Chris Russell
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  • The Host Simon Flaccid navigates us through his satirical wonderment that is, for this week, and perhaps other weeks, a Boris Johnson special - opening with 'The Noose' with the Two Ronnies, Starmer & Corbyn & live Commons vote on Tory corruption with Nigel Fromage, Red Beard AM's 'Treasure Island Discs' with John Silver "Boris the Liar", Entertainment News form over here from those Yankee Doddle Dandy's over there, Troy Castle & Drew Peacock climaxing with Simon Flaccid's very own Game Show 'Beat My Guest' where he will be grilling, literally, metaphorically and quizzing'ly, via an electric chair, Boris Johnson. Sponsored, this week, by Dick Wood for all your Wood needs and Fork, Franken, Finklebust & Fumbleskin, Lawyers to the Rich! Flaccid is the Host, Boris is the Toast!

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    David Garlick & Chris Russell
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  • What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?

    What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?
    Sep 6 2022

    Episode 3 - Tory Leadership battle special.

    Double whammy. Two Tories for the price of one. The big knockdown-a-Tory sale. Coming up... and for those quick of wit who may have already guessed it - we have a Tory leadership special, and when I say special, I'm not talking about the candidates, as we could not ask for 2 more talentless witless useless human beings that have ever graced the commons, with zero leadership qualities, who will fight it out to see who will be even more vague and abhorrent than their predecessor Boris the Liar as the leader of Conservative Party nay this country's new Prime Minister. So, what do we have in store for your beautiful ears this afternoon I hear you holla from your compact but adequate bedsit slash squat? I'm sure we'll all know that scenario very soon. 2Tories, News, Pirate AM Entertainment News & regular game show 'Beat My Guest' featuring heavily the slow deaths of Rishi Sunak & Liz Truss. Hosted By Simon Flaccid. Thrown together by David Garlick aka CoveredInHair & Chris Russel aka Mr Neet.


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    26 mins
  • What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?

    What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?
    Sep 6 2022
    Host, Simon Flaccid, returns once again with his very own show, joined this week by the unusual suspects in the world of political satire! In the firing line on this episode is ex Met Police Commissioner Cressida Dick. There is the news bought to you by the two Ronnies, no, not them! And it focuses heavily on the Fuzz. Then we head to the 'Party-Gate' inquiry with Nigel Fromage - Answering the important questions are Dom Cum, Bo Jo, Matt Hancock, Cressida Dick & Dido Harding. then we hear from John Silver on the Police themed Treasure Island Discs. We also head stateside for the Entertainment News from those hilarious Yankee's Troy Castle & Drew Peacock from over there. Barry Redknapp gives us the latest on the 'Big Race of the day and ' it all climaxes once again with the hit Family Fried game show Beat My Guest, where this week Flaccid aims to burn Cressida Dick who will be in the Beat My Guest hot-seat! The show is sponsored by' Thermo Sock' & 'Knobs & Knockers' and thrown together by David Garlick aka CoverInHair and Chris Russell aka Mr Neet.

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    30 mins
  • What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?

    What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!?
    Dec 18 2021
    What The F'F'Flaccid Was That!? Bo Jo Special. The Host of this bizarre and satirical News program Simon Flaccid, & his minions, attack the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson on all comedy fronts. 'The Noose', with The Two Ronnies... Starmer & Corbyn includes further jibes at BJ and Nigel Fromage is live from the House of Commons for a vote on Tory corruption. Red Beard's AM's John Silver sings Boris into walking the plank on 'Treasure Island Discs', and Yankie Doodle Anchors Troy Castle & Drew Peacock give us all the 'Entertainment News' from over here from over there, including the Race for no.10 in Sport and it all climaxes with Simon Flaccid's very own Game Show, 'Beat My Guest', where he & his deadly assistant Susan, grill Boris Johnson, literally, metaphorically & quizzing'ly, via an electric chair. Flaccid will be the host! Bo Jo will be the toast! Sponsored by Dick Wood for all your wood needs, and Fork, Franken, Finklebust & Fumbleskin "lawyers to the rich!" Thrown together by Dave Garlick aka twitter.com/CoveredInHair & Chris Russel aka twitter.com/MrNeet.

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    24 mins
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