🎙️ What The Fuck – Episode 6: Fish and Chips

Just when you think you’ve heard it all… nope. Not even close.

Sammie kicks off this episode with a neighborly tale that immediately raises the question: who let these kids become feral? Full-blown chaos erupts when her neighbor’s kids start flinging fire ants at each other. Spoiler alert: we still don't know the Whole story.

Next, Don takes us on a Thanksgiving road trip from Florida to Louisiana, where questionable driving isn’t just a behavior—it’s a lifestyle. Fresh off the highway, he rolls straight into his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week, based on license plates, because accountability matters… especially on the road. If you’ve ever yelled “HOW do you still have a license?” at your windshield, this one’s for you. Georgia, this may Not be the best episode for you.

Jake wraps things up with a full-on meltdown over a California restaurant that decided to get creative with the meaning of “Fish and Chips”—and not in a good way. When cost-cutting meets wordplay and customer expectations, the result is culinary confusion, righteous outrage, and a passionate debate over what words are actually supposed to mean. The WTF crew is not okay with this.

From fire ants to bad drivers to food crimes, Fish and Chips delivers exactly what the name promises: confusion, frustration, and a whole lot of What The Fuck/Fish?

🎙️ WHAT THE F***, Season 3, Episode 5: “Hillbilly B****

The episode where your three favorite degenerates decide it’s a great idea to record… under the influence. What could possibly go wrong?

Welcome back to another chaotic, unfiltered, absolutely unnecessary ride with Don, Jake, and Sammie as they stumble—literally and verbally—through a night of intoxicated storytelling, questionable decision-making, and pure “what the actual fuck” moments. This episode earns its title early, and trust us… it only gets wilder from there.

The madness kicks off with a story straight out of the “you can’t make this shit up” file: a DoorDash driver who thought it was totally appropriate to record one of her customers passed out naked on his couch and blast it onto social media like it was just another Tuesday. The crew breaks down the legal, moral, and deeply disturbing logistics of the situation while also acknowledging that, yes, this is exactly why everyone should tip—but maybe also wear pants.

But the night doesn’t end there.

In true Don fashion, he caps off the episode by casually dropping the story of how he almost got into a brawl in a restaurant parking lot, all because some grown adults forgot how to behave in public.

This episode has it all:

🍺 questionable sobriety

📦 naked DoorDash customers

👊 parking-lot almost-fights

🤣 unintentional comedy

🤦‍♂️ intentional chaos

If you’re here for polished professionalism… sweetheart, you clicked on the wrong show. But if you want unfiltered storytelling, genuine belly laughs, and three friends spiraling together on-mic, welcome home.

Hit play. Buckle up. And prepare to say “WHAT. THE. FUCK.” at least five times.

This week’s episode of What The Fuck hits chaotic family-edition levels when Jake brings his daughter Tanya Rose onto the show—and the madness begins immediately. Tanya walks in, takes one look at Jake’s “Only Dads” T-shirt (a gift from Dave back in the They Call Her Domino episode), and expresses her opinion...in classic WTF fashion.

Tanya wastes zero time dropping her first WTF story, a wild encounter inside a gynecologist’s office that leaves Jake, Sammie, and Don practically gagging/choking with laughter. From awkward small talk to an unexpected moment of pure chaos, Tanya proves instantly she belongs on this show.

Jake follows up with a family-style WTF of his own: the story of taking Tanya and his son Alex to see KISS, where Ted Nugent and Skid Row were supposed to open—except Skid Row just… didn’t show up. No warning. No explanation. No “we’re sorry.” Just a full-blown concert-night disappearing act that still has the whole gang saying what the actual fuck.

Tanya then introduces the crew to the bizarre, unstoppable, totally unexplainable “67 phenomenon” the younger generation swears is real. Whether it’s a cosmic glitch, numerology, or just stupidity, the crew dives into why these younger people are saying 6-7 like it means something...

Jake then pivots into one of the strangest true-crime WTFs to hit the news: a murder suspect from New Mexico claiming a cockroach told him to do it. Yes. A cockroach. The gang tries to process this one, but honestly, there’s no rational place to land.

Don wraps the whole episode up by honoring his father with his top three “fuck off” subjects—the topics guaranteed to send the man straight into a rage spiral. It’s brutal. It’s relatable. It’s hilarious.

Packed with generational weirdness, family chaos, and stories you absolutely cannot unhear, this episode is a nonstop ride through the world’s most unexplainable bullshit—served up the only way the WTF crew knows how.

Hit play and prepare to say it with us: 67… motherfucker.

This week’s episode of What The Fuck starts with a blooper reel so chaotic, so completely beyond explanation, that even we can’t tell you how it happened. Just hit play and try to keep up.

From there, Jake drops us straight into the madness with a real-life WTF Walmart moment — a head-on collision inside the store that leaves everyone wondering how people like this operate heavy machinery… or shopping carts.

Then Don jumps in with a story forged in the fiery pits of entitlement: a full-blown family meltdown at a restaurant that could be used as Exhibit A in “How Not to Raise Your Kids.” Cue a roundtable discussion on gentle parenting, the good, the bad, and the “holy shit, maybe discipline isn’t child abuse.”

The gang then all join in on a lively discussion on the joys of delivery driving.

Finally, Sammie wraps the episode with her unfiltered thoughts on melatonin and it's link to heart disease and hangovers.

If you’ve ever said “What the fuck is wrong with people?” — This episode was made for you.

Buckle up, because this week’s episode of What The Fuck proves that reality doesn’t need writers — real life provides all the chaos we can handle. Jake, Sammie, and Don dive straight into a three-course meal of mayhem featuring celebrity meltdowns, parenting plot twists, and good old-fashioned idiot drivers.

Jake kicks things off with the unforgettable, absolutely bonkers arrest footage of Morgan Wallen’s chair-throwing incident at Chiefs on Broadway in Nashville. We break down every wild detail — the toss, the cops, the “what was he thinking?” moment, and the internet’s immediate meltdown. If you’ve ever wondered how far a barstool can fly or how fast a country star can go from chart-topper to “sir, put your hands behind your back,” this episode delivers the play-by-play.

Meanwhile, Sammie brings a whole different kind of chaos: the day her teenage daughter stumbled home after ingesting edibles. Yep. From glazed-over stares to the munchies for Bojangles, to Sammie trying to parent while trying not to laugh, this story is the perfect blend of relatable, ridiculous, and “oh God, not my kid.” If you’re a parent, grab a drink. If you’re not a parent, grab two.

And then there’s Don — who somehow, some way, manages to get run off the road like he personally offended the entire state of Florida. Because of course he did. From the near-miss to the aftermath to Don’s signature Gen X commentary, his story is equal parts terrifying and darkly hilarious.

This episode is everything you love about What The Fuck: real stories, big laughs, unfiltered reactions, and the kind of conversational chaos that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with your smartest, snarkiest friends. If you’re into viral news, Nashville drama, parenting fails, celebrity WTF moments, and unpredictable storytelling, this one’s your new favorite.

Hit play, pour a drink (or coffee), and get ready to say it with us: What. The. Fuck.

Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates, and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!🤣

🎄 Season Three Holiday Special: Best of the Chaos (So Far) 🎄

While Sammie, Jake, and Don take a much-needed break for the holidays, we didn’t want to leave you hanging—so we stitched together a Best Of Season Three episode packed with the pure, unfiltered chaos you’ve come to expect from What The Fuck. From unhinged stories and accidental therapy sessions to moments that made us question humanity (and sobriety), this is a highlight reel of the madness so far.

Consider this our holiday gift to you while we recharge, re-caffeinate, and mentally prepare for what comes next. Enjoy the laughs, the WTF moments, and the reminder that you’re not alone in asking, “What the fuck is wrong with people?”

Have a safe, happy holiday—and don’t worry…

The wacky trio will be back after the New Year with some fresh hell. 🎙️🔥

What The Christmas? 🎄🎙️

It’s the holidays, and somehow we made it… together. In this special What The Christmas?episode, Sammie, Jake, and Don hit pause on the chaos, the absurdity, and the everyday “what the fuck” moments to do something a little different—say thank you.

This episode is all about gratitude. Gratitude for the listeners who found us, stuck with us, shared us, laughed with us, and made our very first year of this podcast possible. From the bottom of our slightly inappropriate hearts, we talk about what this year has meant to us, how unreal it still feels to be doing this, and why this community is the best damn part of the whole thing.

Whether you’ve been here since episode one or you just stumbled in wondering what the fuck this is all about—this episode is for you.

So pour a drink, grab some questionable holiday leftovers, and spend a little time with us as we celebrate the season, the year, and you.

From all of us at What The Fuck—thank you, and What The Christmas? 🎄