• "No" Is A Complete F****** Sentence
    Nov 25 2025

    This week’s episode of What The Fuck starts with a blooper reel so chaotic, so completely beyond explanation, that even we can’t tell you how it happened. Just hit play and try to keep up.

    From there, Jake drops us straight into the madness with a real-life WTF Walmart moment — a head-on collision inside the store that leaves everyone wondering how people like this operate heavy machinery… or shopping carts.

    Then Don jumps in with a story forged in the fiery pits of entitlement: a full-blown family meltdown at a restaurant that could be used as Exhibit A in “How Not to Raise Your Kids.” Cue a roundtable discussion on gentle parenting, the good, the bad, and the “holy shit, maybe discipline isn’t child abuse.”

    The gang then all join in on a lively discussion on the joys of delivery driving.

    Finally, Sammie wraps the episode with her unfiltered thoughts on melatonin and it's link to heart disease and hangovers.

    If you’ve ever said “What the fuck is wrong with people?” — This episode was made for you.

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    13 mins
  • Chuckin' Chairs At Chief's
    Nov 18 2025

    Buckle up, because this week’s episode of What The Fuck proves that reality doesn’t need writers — real life provides all the chaos we can handle. Jake, Sammie, and Don dive straight into a three-course meal of mayhem featuring celebrity meltdowns, parenting plot twists, and good old-fashioned idiot drivers.

    Jake kicks things off with the unforgettable, absolutely bonkers arrest footage of Morgan Wallen’s chair-throwing incident at Chiefs on Broadway in Nashville. We break down every wild detail — the toss, the cops, the “what was he thinking?” moment, and the internet’s immediate meltdown. If you’ve ever wondered how far a barstool can fly or how fast a country star can go from chart-topper to “sir, put your hands behind your back,” this episode delivers the play-by-play.

    Meanwhile, Sammie brings a whole different kind of chaos: the day her teenage daughter stumbled home after ingesting edibles. Yep. From glazed-over stares to the munchies for Bojangles, to Sammie trying to parent while trying not to laugh, this story is the perfect blend of relatable, ridiculous, and “oh God, not my kid.” If you’re a parent, grab a drink. If you’re not a parent, grab two.

    And then there’s Don — who somehow, some way, manages to get run off the road like he personally offended the entire state of Florida. Because of course he did. From the near-miss to the aftermath to Don’s signature Gen X commentary, his story is equal parts terrifying and darkly hilarious.

    This episode is everything you love about What The Fuck: real stories, big laughs, unfiltered reactions, and the kind of conversational chaos that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with your smartest, snarkiest friends. If you’re into viral news, Nashville drama, parenting fails, celebrity WTF moments, and unpredictable storytelling, this one’s your new favorite.

    Hit play, pour a drink (or coffee), and get ready to say it with us: What. The. Fuck.

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    14 mins
  • Ingesting Sports Talk
    Nov 11 2025

    Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates, and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!🤣

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    16 mins
  • We're Baaaaaaaaaack
    Nov 10 2025

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Season 3, Episode 1 drops tomorrow, November 11, 6AM ET. Be there or be left out, or something...

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    1 min
  • Road Rage Inside WalMart
    Aug 23 2025

    Season 2 of What The Fuck goes out with pure chaos. First, it’s the Great AC Saga - Jake’s and Don’s both give out like they planned it, and we swap repair horror stories. Then Sam raises the stakes with a wild double feature: her mom gets caught in a hit-and-run, and that same weekend Sam nearly wrecks her ankle delivering groceries into a yard that belongs in Caddyshack.

    Jake breaks down the behind-the-scenes of that almost-viral Walmart road rage TikTok, and we close things out where all true rage begins—parking lots. From near collisions to people driving the wrong damn way, it’s the perfect storm of petty fury.

    The Season 2 finale is messy, funny, and way too relatable.

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    18 mins
  • The Occasional Penis
    Jul 24 2025

    Jake is hot—literally. With no central AC and summer in full swing, he's recording this episode in a sweat-soaked rage, and things only get weirder from there.

    This week, the gang dives into one of those “how did we even get here?” conversations. From unexpected nudity in movies and TV (yes, including the mystery of penis stunt doubles) to the evolving standards of what counts as gratuitous on-screen exposure—nothing is off-limits.

    Then, in a more serious turn, Don leads a thoughtful discussion on how smartphones and constant connectivity are affecting today’s younger generation. From attention spans to anxiety, it’s a sobering look at what growing up with a screen in your pocket really means.

    We wrap things up on a lighter note with a generational debate: is the thumbs-up emoji totally fine or secretly hostile? Gen Z has feelings. We do too.

    Funny, thoughtful, and just the right amount of unfiltered—this episode is peak WTF.

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    16 mins
  • Maybe I Should Do Xanax More Often
    Jul 9 2025

    Jake hits the record button fresh off a VA hospital visit, still floating on the afterglow of a Xanax-fueled MRI—and somehow still manages to inhale a Baconator mid-show. The crew kicks things off with some 4th of July chaos, throws around ideas for doing more short videos, and roasts each other with zero mercy (as usual). Jake might become an extra in a FanDuel commercial, which of course leads to us completely derailing. And we wrap things up with a story about a woman who drove her car too deep onto the beach, got stuck, and—yes—had the most Karen haircut imaginable. It’s a mess, it’s a Xanax vibe, and it’s What the Fuck?

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    13 mins
  • The 4th Hole
    Jul 3 2025

    Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe.

    Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a return gift-horse, the next it’s MONSTER SMUT and absolute chaos. No survivors. No explanations. Just pure, glorious, WTF mayhem.

    Hit play. Regret nothing.

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    19 mins