• The Occasional Penis
    Jul 24 2025

    Jake is hot—literally. With no central AC and summer in full swing, he's recording this episode in a sweat-soaked rage, and things only get weirder from there.

    This week, the gang dives into one of those “how did we even get here?” conversations. From unexpected nudity in movies and TV (yes, including the mystery of penis stunt doubles) to the evolving standards of what counts as gratuitous on-screen exposure—nothing is off-limits.

    Then, in a more serious turn, Don leads a thoughtful discussion on how smartphones and constant connectivity are affecting today’s younger generation. From attention spans to anxiety, it’s a sobering look at what growing up with a screen in your pocket really means.

    We wrap things up on a lighter note with a generational debate: is the thumbs-up emoji totally fine or secretly hostile? Gen Z has feelings. We do too.

    Funny, thoughtful, and just the right amount of unfiltered—this episode is peak WTF.

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    16 mins
  • Maybe I Should Do Xanax More Often
    Jul 9 2025

    Jake hits the record button fresh off a VA hospital visit, still floating on the afterglow of a Xanax-fueled MRI—and somehow still manages to inhale a Baconator mid-show. The crew kicks things off with some 4th of July chaos, throws around ideas for doing more short videos, and roasts each other with zero mercy (as usual). Jake might become an extra in a FanDuel commercial, which of course leads to us completely derailing. And we wrap things up with a story about a woman who drove her car too deep onto the beach, got stuck, and—yes—had the most Karen haircut imaginable. It’s a mess, it’s a Xanax vibe, and it’s What the Fuck?

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    13 mins
  • The 4th Hole
    Jul 3 2025

    Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe.

    Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a return gift-horse, the next it’s MONSTER SMUT and absolute chaos. No survivors. No explanations. Just pure, glorious, WTF mayhem.

    Hit play. Regret nothing.

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    19 mins
  • Hit Us With It, Don
    Jun 26 2025

    Don’s back from his Alaskan cruise and let’s just say his beef with a certain airline is fully cooked—he’s naming names and he’s not holding back. Meanwhile, Sammie's returned from Virginia and she’s on a mission: finding the sweet spot in her microdosing journey without accidentally tripping balls. And then there’s Jake, who drops a white rice story so insane, so absolutely Not chicken-fried, you’ll never look at a grain of rice the same way again.

    It’s chaos. It’s hilarious. It’s What The Fuck. Hit Us With It, Don!

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    18 mins
  • Best Of the Chaos (So Far)
    Jun 17 2025

    While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned).

    The gang will be back next week, sunburned, sleep-deprived, and ready to cause more trouble. Until then, enjoy the madness.

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    9 mins
  • A Bad Joke By God
    Jun 10 2025

    Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck?

    This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a mission. Then it’s off the rails (as usual) as The Don reveals he’s being sued by his HOA for reasons that may or may not involve a decorative flamingo.

    From there, it’s a whirlwind of everyday chaos, from accounting faux pas...botched bills from lawn care bros, rental companies, and Internet Service Providers, to the dark comedy of phishing emails, scam voicemails, and those texts from random strangers that make you question reality. Emily, Jake wants to take you up on that dinner...

    This episode is a cocktail of confusion, comedy, and catharsis. Just another day in the cosmic joke that is existence.

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    14 mins
  • Just A Sweet Butt
    Jun 3 2025

    In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tendencies, and somehow land the plane with a heartfelt reading of In Flanders Fields in honor of Memorial Day.

    It's bikes, banter, and a dose of respect for those who gave all.

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    15 mins
  • I'm Your Huckleberry
    May 27 2025

    In this episode of WTF, Jake, Sammie, and the Don round up a wild mix of WTF moments - the kind that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. They kick things off with some positive WTFs for a change (yes, they exist), before diving into the chaos of comedy club hecklers and Jake's eternal stuggle of ordering food with no raw onions.

    Big news out of Ireland: Taco Bell has finally landed. The crew debates whether this is a culinary win or a late-arriving food crime. Then they steer into heavier territory: the murky space between fake news and the actual truth - how do you tell what's real when everything's got a spin?

    Finally, they close things out with a discussion of Val Kilmer's performance as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. Was it iconic, underrated, or the blueprint for swagger.? And...what does he actually say to Johnny Ringo, twice?

    Fast, funny, and just unfiltered enough - this one's got range.

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    21 mins