Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe.

Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a return gift-horse, the next it’s MONSTER SMUT and absolute chaos. No survivors. No explanations. Just pure, glorious, WTF mayhem.

Hit play. Regret nothing.

Don’s back from his Alaskan cruise and let’s just say his beef with a certain airline is fully cooked—he’s naming names and he’s not holding back. Meanwhile, Sammie's returned from Virginia and she’s on a mission: finding the sweet spot in her microdosing journey without accidentally tripping balls. And then there’s Jake, who drops a white rice story so insane, so absolutely Not chicken-fried, you’ll never look at a grain of rice the same way again.

It’s chaos. It’s hilarious. It’s What The Fuck. Hit Us With It, Don!

While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned).

The gang will be back next week, sunburned, sleep-deprived, and ready to cause more trouble. Until then, enjoy the madness.