This week’s episode of What The Fuck starts with a blooper reel so chaotic, so completely beyond explanation, that even we can’t tell you how it happened. Just hit play and try to keep up.

From there, Jake drops us straight into the madness with a real-life WTF Walmart moment — a head-on collision inside the store that leaves everyone wondering how people like this operate heavy machinery… or shopping carts.

Then Don jumps in with a story forged in the fiery pits of entitlement: a full-blown family meltdown at a restaurant that could be used as Exhibit A in “How Not to Raise Your Kids.” Cue a roundtable discussion on gentle parenting, the good, the bad, and the “holy shit, maybe discipline isn’t child abuse.”

The gang then all join in on a lively discussion on the joys of delivery driving.

Finally, Sammie wraps the episode with her unfiltered thoughts on melatonin and it's link to heart disease and hangovers.

If you’ve ever said “What the fuck is wrong with people?” — This episode was made for you.

Buckle up, because this week’s episode of What The Fuck proves that reality doesn’t need writers — real life provides all the chaos we can handle. Jake, Sammie, and Don dive straight into a three-course meal of mayhem featuring celebrity meltdowns, parenting plot twists, and good old-fashioned idiot drivers.

Jake kicks things off with the unforgettable, absolutely bonkers arrest footage of Morgan Wallen’s chair-throwing incident at Chiefs on Broadway in Nashville. We break down every wild detail — the toss, the cops, the “what was he thinking?” moment, and the internet’s immediate meltdown. If you’ve ever wondered how far a barstool can fly or how fast a country star can go from chart-topper to “sir, put your hands behind your back,” this episode delivers the play-by-play.

Meanwhile, Sammie brings a whole different kind of chaos: the day her teenage daughter stumbled home after ingesting edibles. Yep. From glazed-over stares to the munchies for Bojangles, to Sammie trying to parent while trying not to laugh, this story is the perfect blend of relatable, ridiculous, and “oh God, not my kid.” If you’re a parent, grab a drink. If you’re not a parent, grab two.

And then there’s Don — who somehow, some way, manages to get run off the road like he personally offended the entire state of Florida. Because of course he did. From the near-miss to the aftermath to Don’s signature Gen X commentary, his story is equal parts terrifying and darkly hilarious.

This episode is everything you love about What The Fuck: real stories, big laughs, unfiltered reactions, and the kind of conversational chaos that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with your smartest, snarkiest friends. If you’re into viral news, Nashville drama, parenting fails, celebrity WTF moments, and unpredictable storytelling, this one’s your new favorite.

Hit play, pour a drink (or coffee), and get ready to say it with us: What. The. Fuck.

Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates, and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!🤣