Episodes

  • 291. Secret Engagement
    Jul 30 2025

    💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry.


    Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Harry Potter spells, and identify are favourite Kiwi music artists.

    This week:

    🧠 Harry Potter Spell or Muscle? – Can we tell the difference between wizardry and anatomy?

    🎶 Songs That Slap: Australia/NZ Edition – A real Trans-Tasman battle.

    🤖 Namestorming a Robot Lawn Mower – Give us a mow-ment.

    🎬 Happy Gilmore 2 Review – Should it exist?

    💍 Leigh's Proposal Story – Romance, mystery, sparkle.


    Hit play to hear about our ability to keep a secret!


    🎟️ Live Show Tickets

    🛍️ Chocs Gear

    🎥 Full Videos on YouTube.

    📲 Social Snippets.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    52 mins
  • 290. Feed The Gyatt
    Jul 23 2025

    Coldplay and Words we Might not Say!


    The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things happening in Rugby and we find out just how hard it is to spell Irish names. Plus, there’s a Gen Z slang game that exposes one of us.


    This week:

    • 📚 What came first: the Harry Potter book or the rugby player?
    • 🕺 The Coldplay concert seemed nice.
    • 🎧 “Fictionary” returns with Gen Z phrases that leave us stunned.
    • 🧠 Spelling Bee With a Twist: Irish names edition


    Hit play now for laughs and some pee in Mickus' pants.


    🎟️ LIVE SHOW TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

    Come laugh with us 👉 https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/event/130062E39E6022CE


    🛍️ Clothes falling apart? Get your Chocs merch.

    🎥 Want more visuals? Full video episodes on YouTube.

    📲 Snippets & highlights? Find them on Facebook.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    56 mins
  • 289. Pronouns: Pub/ Bar
    Jul 16 2025

    Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans


    We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh & Skin being late so we had to talk about that.


    But also this week:

    🎁 Birthday Gifts – A life hack for the ages.

    🎬 School Flicks – A nostalgia trip back to movie days at school.

    🖤 Why We Hate Collingwood – Apparently there is no single explanation.

    🧩 Who Am I? – Mickus has invented a brand new game.


    Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and more love/hate footy chat.

    🛍️ Grab your Chocs gear.

    🎥 Full video episodes.

    📲 Snippets & highlights.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some announcements that might interest you!


    Chocs Chin Wag - We're catching up for a few beers near the Gabba before the Lion's next home game on the 18th of July and you can grab a free ticket to join us right here!


    Better Late Than Never - Then later in the year we'll be hosting a live show at the Tivoli, one night only, and you can grab your less free tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    52 mins
  • 288. Pennis the Menace
    Jul 9 2025

    The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You)


    We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn't be further from the truth.

    Here's what we’ve got for you:


    🏃‍♂️ Gold Coast Marathon Recap – Who finished, who flopped, who needs new knees.

    Hole-in-One vs Perfect Game (Round 2) – The debate rolls on.

    🏉 Rugby League for Beginners – We pick a team for an English listener to support (unfortunate for them).

    🧠 Trivia Time – Gode delivers a marathon-themed brain test.

    🍆 Sneaky Synonyms – The classiest ways to describe the male appendage.


    Tune in for the usual laughs but also to find out what the 'wrongun' of comedy is!


    New Homework this week!


    🛍️ Chocs Brisbane Live Show.

    📺 Chocs Chin Wag - Brisbane tickets here.

    📲 Facebook chaos → facebook.com/wegotthechocolates

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    59 mins
  • 287. Gamay I have a Beer? feat. Jana
    Jul 2 2025

    Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony


    This week we're joined by Jana, who brings farm life knowledge and a reluctant willingness to play Perfect Partners can she match answers with her husband?


    🏆 Hole-in-One Presentation – Gode’s big golf moment, immortalised (sort of).

    💘 Perfect Partners: Jana Edition – Relationship test or just intriguing confessions?

    🎸 Namestorming a Ukulele & Banjo – Musical instruments deserve ridiculous names too.

    🧠 Google Feud – Trying to guess what the internet asks the most.


    Also: This is the longest episode in some years. But it is good.


    🛍️ Chocs gear is ready to roll.

    🎥 Full video episodes on YouTube.

    📲 Facebook snippets & chaos here.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • 286. Orca-ward Turtle
    Jun 25 2025

    Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages

    This week:

    💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues.

    🏉 Leigh Wins State of Origin – Well his version of it.

    📱 Social Sins & Wins – Finally... someone explains what POV actually means.

    🐋 Orcas in Hats – You were as surprised as you are.

    🧠 New Word Game – Skin steals like an artist.


    If this episode doesn’t make sense, well we get that but we can't do much to help you 😂


    Homework is below. Drop us a note when you have completed it:


    ⛳️ Most importantly get ready for the Oscar Nominated Hole in One Video on our main channel.

    🛍️ Grab your Chocs gear here.

    🎥 Watch full video episodes on YouTube.

    📲 See highlights on Facebook.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    52 mins
  • 285. Keith
    Jun 18 2025

    Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly)


    This week:

    🧍‍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accidentally become an insult.

    🏏 Explaining Cricket to Newcomers – It's real hard hey!

    🥾 Trail Running Recap – Scenic views, sore legs, and a parody song.

    🎙️ Gode’s New Podcast Elevator Pitch – A bold new take on what this show actually is.


    Hit play now for laughs, poor singing, and a full-blown recap of a fairly awkward moment!


    🛍️ Clothes falling apart? Get your Chocs merch.

    🎥 Want more visuals? Full video episodes on YouTube.

    📲 Snippets & highlights? Find them on Facebook.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    54 mins
  • 284. Michael Dublè in the Rrrrrs
    Jun 11 2025

    Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness

    This week:

    🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version.

    Coffee order hypotheticals – That are strangely real.

    Ange’s Next Move? – We pitch some totally reasonable new careers.

    🎤 Do we need meet & greets? – And should they be called something cooler?

    📝 Spelling Bee – Is hypochondria even a real word?


    Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a a best on ground performance from Skin.


    🛍️ Need fresh gear? Get your Chocs Apparel here.

    🎥 Want more? Full video episodes on YouTube.

    📲 Snippets & highlights? Find them on Facebook.

    For Our Brisbane Friends

    If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!


    Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.


    Thanks again for all the support, love you :)

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    56 mins