Episodes

  • Eat to the Beat - Side A
    Apr 14 2026

    If you're reading this, Kev hasn't updated the fucking episode notes yet. Throw (metaphorical) rotten fruit at him online!


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and...


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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Parallel Lines - Side B
    Apr 7 2026

    Ummmm, errrr...... what? Oh, it's you lot! What do you want from me? Do you know how many damn podcasts I have to write notes for? I gotta come up with something witty or insightful or, I dunno, accurate every time? We're wrapping up Parallel Lines today and last week we promised you that Side B is stronger than Side A, so will we be true to our word? Will Corey reveal his reasons for ironing his gitch? And will Kev's Hail Mary play get him back into this season's game?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and just go away!


    (And fuck Mõtlèy Cȓüê!)


    Songs covered in this episode; "11:59", "Will Anything Happen?", "Sunday Girl", "Heart of Glass", "I'm Gonna Love You Too (Buddy Holly cover)", "Just Go Away".


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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Parallel Lines - Side A
    Mar 31 2026

    One Way or Another, we're gonna git ya! We're heading back to New York after a brief excursion to Pasadena last week! We have a new producer, a new bass player, and a new sound overall. So will Blondie come out of the blocks all guns blazing? Will producer Mike Chapman be able to reign in the enigmatic Clem Burke, and will the album suffer from any rhythmic restraint? And will we ever find out what the fuck neo-nebular means?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and radiate...


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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Van Halen - 1984
    Mar 24 2026

    Well, well, well! We're crossing the podcast streams here and talking about an album that Corey has covered extensively on one of his other podcasts, And The Podcast Will Rock! Kev started listening to Van Halen when Sammy took over and has a pseudo-legal history with Dave! We're also joined, for the first time, by our KoFi supporter, Michael Pastore, who gave us this album to talk about. But will Corey put aside his flagrant bias for Pasadena's party boys? Will Kev hold a grudge against the man he argued against in Rock Court, and what in gods' names is a rhythm pig?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and leave this house of pain!


    You can find Michael's book, The Mighty Van Halen: One Fan's Journey, here: https://www.amazon.com/Mighty-Van-Halen-Fans-Journey/dp/B0G1KYGKGG

    You can check out Ivan Anderson's video on Jump, here: https://youtu.be/D139GAY_SdQ?si=4aICEIZ9rQA_9QFE


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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Plastic Letters - Side B
    Mar 17 2026

    We're already at the half way stage in this season's catalogue? How can that be? "When are you pair of idiots going to do a full catalogue again" we hear you cry? To that we say "fuck off and mind your own business!" We talk about movies, Dan Akroyd makes an appearance, and Kev tries to reign Corey back in during this season's game. But will he bamboozle the Weyburn Oracle, will Plastic Letters beat the debut's score, and what exactly did Corey find under the ice up in Northern Saskatchewan....?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and have the nerve to say no!


    Songs covered in this episode; "I Didn't Have the Nerve to Say No", "Love at the Pier", "No Imagination", "Kidnapper", "Detroit 442",

    "Cautious Lip"


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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • Plastic Letters - Side A
    Mar 10 2026

    Seven songs? SEVEN SONGS???? What kind of madness is this? Also, it's seven songs on a Blondie, only one of which is written by Debbie Harry! What the hell are these guys (and gal) tryna' pull here? There are a lot of ideas being thrown at us here! We're venturing to the Bermuda triangle, we're speaking in French, and we're worried about snipers. But will Kev and Corey get to the bottom of what the heck "I'm on E" means? Will the supernatural horseshit in the lyrics of Gary Valentine's final contribution to the band irritate Kev, and will Corey remember his daring squirrel rescue?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and don't regret your loan!


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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Blondie - Side B
    Mar 3 2026

    Kev and Corey discover their favourite song on the album is the same track, there's no Def Leppard news, which makes Kev very happy, and Corey pontificates on the value of percussive restraint. But, will our dynamic duo love a song about alient ants (free range, not farmed), will Corey take advantage of Kev's appalling performance in the season's game last week, and who the fuck is Ronnie Toast and what does he have to do with Blondie?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and rip her to shreds!


    Songs covered in this episode; "Man Overboard", "Rip Her to Shreds", "Rifle Range", "Kung Fu Girls", "The Attack of the Giant Ants"


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Blondie - Side A
    Feb 24 2026

    Six songs to kick off Side A from Blondie's debut. We discover that X Offender isn't about Trump and Epstein, but rather is a cautionary tale about falling in love (or lust) with your local copper! There's drum fills aplenty, a few mix issues, and we talk a fair bit about Debbie Harry's voice. But, will new wave surf rock tickle Corey's pickle? Will Kev had any damn clue what West Side Story is? And what in god's name does anti-dandruff shampoo have to do with this week's episode?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and wear your best suit.


    Songs covered in this episode; "X Offender", "Little Girl Lies", "In the Flesh", "Look Good in Blue", "In the Sun", "A Shark in Jets Clothing"


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    1 hr and 28 mins