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Two Dicks in a Bar

Two Dicks in a Bar

By: Jesse Walcutt Ed Mike & Nate
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Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that joinJesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate
Episodes
  • Psychedelics, Implants, and the Manchurian Candidate
    Feb 12 2026

    The mics are hot and the takes are hotter. This week, the Dicks tackle Trump calling an Olympian a "loser," the ethics of $9,000 medical trials (Jesse volunteers his body for science… and cash), and a deep dive into cognitive decline that actually ends on a hopeful note. Plus: Uber's broken business model, the Mandela Effect vs. government gaslighting, and why Bondi is a real American c*nt. It's loud, it's loose, and it's exactly what you need.

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • AI John Candy & ICE Gulags
    Feb 5 2026

    Grab a water (or something stronger) and pull up a stool. In this episode, the Dicks navigate a labyrinth of topics: Should John Candy be digitally resurrected for the Spaceballs sequel? How did two famous announcers not know they were brothers? And what’s the constitutional limit on federal ice agents? Stops are made for Aaron Lewis's rants, the perils of quitting vices, and the universal language of road signs. No agenda, just the flow of a great bar conversation.

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Begats, Beards, and Bad Covers
    Jan 29 2026

    The podcast where the intro is an outtake and the plot is whatever sticks to the wall. This episode’s journey includes: getting stuck in a hypothetical time loop, skipping the "begat" chapters of the Bible, designing the perfect Gremlins sock-puppet knockoff, and planning a side project for "old, scrotchety" rock covers ("Get Off My Lawn"). It's a beautifully unplanned mess—like a great night at the bar should be.

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    1 hr and 19 mins
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