Welcome to Two Awesome People, where Don and Kelly dive headfirst into the rhythmic chaos of routines, rituals, and the occasional rut. From sunrise salutes (naked or not) to toddler pee habits (Disneyland was… a moment), they explore how routines shape our sanity, productivity, and family life.

In this episode:
– Morning farts and militant schedules
– Jazz parenting vs. military precision
– Turning dishwasher duty into a sacred ceremony
– Why kids need routines (and why adults fall apart without them)
– And how calling something a “tradition” makes it feel way more important than it is

It’s philosophical. It’s practical. It’s occasionally juvenile. Just like life. Come laugh, nod in agreement, and maybe rename your to-do list something majestic.

Now please rise for the 3 p.m. Scrolling Ceremony.

Pop the champagne and pass the judgment—Don and Kelly are headed to a wedding, and they’re bringing their hottest takes on all things nuptial. From awkward officiants and open-mic toasts to champagne-accessorizing and chicken nugget ring bearers, this episode is a full-blown celebration of love, laughter, and deeply held opinions about tray-passed drinks.

In this delightfully meandering episode of Two Awesome People, Don and Kelly dive headfirst into the murky waters of redefining yourself. Is it a bold new life path… or just painting your nails bright pink before officiating a wedding? The line is blurrier than a Trader Joe’s canned wine buzz.

They tackle everything from midlife funks, career pivots, and preschool parent politics, to imposter syndrome, pole dancing aspirations, and the profound question: does a nose piercing count as character development?

It’s introspective. It’s ridiculous. It’s everything you need to question your life choices… and maybe laugh while doing it.

Pour yourself a (possibly questionable) glass of white wine and join Don and Kelly as they redefine what it means to talk about redefining.

The kids are gone, the house is quiet, and Don might already be sick of Kelly… just 90 minutes into their solo time. In this episode, the Two Awesome People explore the elusive art of balance—between partners, kids, friends, and that all-important me time (which may or may not include hiding in a dark closet).

Kelly dreams of peaceful reading and photo organization, Don dreams of silence and possibly screaming into a truck steering wheel. Together, they unpack how couples stay connected, how to gracefully say no to social invites, and why “balance” doesn’t always mean “equal.”

Expect:
🧁 Metaphors about pie
🕳️ Closet hideouts
🎯 Brutal truths about watching TV as a couple
🚫 Why learning a new language might be ruining your life

It’s real, it’s funny, it’s a little too honest. Take a break, take a breath, and take some time—for you, us, or maybe just for them.

In this episode, Don and Kelly wade into the murky waters of decisions—big ones, small ones, and the oddly specific ones like whether to buy “just tomato” with zero context. They debate instinct vs. logic, emotional guts, decision fatigue, and why kids prefer to poop with a direct line of sight to family dinner. And together, they declare themselves Super Deciders—a superhero duo powered by mediocrity, emotional clarity, and mild procrastination.

Also on the docket: editing porn (hypothetically), OnlyFans foot pics (for a million bucks, sure), and whether marrying each other was truly the best decision of all time. (Spoiler: it was.)

Press play, conserve your brain cells, and enjoy the decision you’ve just made.

It’s summer, baby! And in this very chill, very unscheduled episode, Don and Kelly dive into the season of tank tops, tomato-based cocktails, and zero plans. They talk favorite childhood vacations (shoutout to tiny car TVs and burned noses), why they’re not sending their kids to camp, the underrated magic of Catalina, and what makes a perfect summer day (spoiler: floating is involved).

Don defends fireworks, Kelly defends Bloody Marys, and both of them agree—this is a judgment-free summer. No travel? No problem. No six-pack abs? Who cares. Just add water, tacos, and a little bit of “watch this, Mom!”

In this laugh-happy episode of Two Awesome People, Don and Kelly take a deep dive into the power of laughter—from giggles to guffaws, fake laughs to dad jokes, and the questionable art of peeing-your-pants-funny moments.

They explore why laughter matters in relationships, what makes them laugh (spoiler: tiny cats in tiny baskets), and how humor helps us survive awkward social encounters, grumpy moods, and even funerals.

Kelly hates surprises. Don thinks they’re essential. So what happens when a control freak and a spontaneous aficionado talk about the power of surprise? This episode, apparently.

Join Kelly and Don as they unpack everything from surprise parties gone wrong to accidental emotional breakthroughs, unexpected kid jokes, naked hallway streaker, and whether or not drawing butts on grocery lists is a good thing.

If you’ve ever said “shut up” out of joy or ruined a surprise with overplanning, this one’s for you.