Welcome to Two Awesome People, where Don and Kelly dive headfirst into the rhythmic chaos of routines, rituals, and the occasional rut. From sunrise salutes (naked or not) to toddler pee habits (Disneyland was… a moment), they explore how routines shape our sanity, productivity, and family life.

In this episode:
– Morning farts and militant schedules
– Jazz parenting vs. military precision
– Turning dishwasher duty into a sacred ceremony
– Why kids need routines (and why adults fall apart without them)
– And how calling something a “tradition” makes it feel way more important than it is

It’s philosophical. It’s practical. It’s occasionally juvenile. Just like life. Come laugh, nod in agreement, and maybe rename your to-do list something majestic.

Now please rise for the 3 p.m. Scrolling Ceremony.

Pop the champagne and pass the judgment—Don and Kelly are headed to a wedding, and they’re bringing their hottest takes on all things nuptial. From awkward officiants and open-mic toasts to champagne-accessorizing and chicken nugget ring bearers, this episode is a full-blown celebration of love, laughter, and deeply held opinions about tray-passed drinks.

In this delightfully meandering episode of Two Awesome People, Don and Kelly dive headfirst into the murky waters of redefining yourself. Is it a bold new life path… or just painting your nails bright pink before officiating a wedding? The line is blurrier than a Trader Joe’s canned wine buzz.

They tackle everything from midlife funks, career pivots, and preschool parent politics, to imposter syndrome, pole dancing aspirations, and the profound question: does a nose piercing count as character development?

It’s introspective. It’s ridiculous. It’s everything you need to question your life choices… and maybe laugh while doing it.

Pour yourself a (possibly questionable) glass of white wine and join Don and Kelly as they redefine what it means to talk about redefining.