Episodes

  • Bumped To New York
    Jan 27 2026

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    We trade our flights for $1,000 each, reroute through Detroit, and still make it to New York to surprise a sister on her Brooklyn stoop. Fast walks, faster subways, and a crash course in how to eat, move, and avoid tourist traps without a car.

    • volunteer bump offer rising from $600 to $1,000
    • quick reroute with checked bag retagged
    • Brooklyn surprise reveal and family moments
    • Tom’s Restaurant sign and Ghostbusters firehouse
    • free Statue of Liberty viewing via Staten Island Ferry
    • how density makes car-free living workable
    • eye-contact safety and crowd dynamics on subways
    • food costs, corner stores, breweries, and late nights
    • walking the Brooklyn Bridge and neighborhood shifts
    • two-to-five-day strategy to avoid burnout


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    38 mins
  • What Does It Cost To Trust Someone With Your Wheels And Water?
    Jan 20 2026

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    We trade DIY for smarter choices, break down bloated shop quotes, and show how a driveway mechanic and a gruff boat tech restored our faith in honest work. The thread running through it all is simple: streamline your life, pay for real skill, and reward integrity when you find it.

    • streamlining time by hiring specialists where it counts
    • decoding parts markups and book-time labor
    • why shops resist customer-supplied parts
    • driveway mechanic case study with clear rates and scope
    • risk, insurance, and the myth of easy legal recourse
    • how upsells and “safety lists” erode trust
    • navigating boat repairs, season backlogs, and reviews
    • grumpy expert who diagnoses, tests, and bills only the fix
    • practical rules for spotting honest pros and avoiding traps

    Tell your friends about us. We really appreciate you listening to our podcast. Continue doing so. Tune in again another Tuesday.


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    35 mins
  • When Your Phone Pranks Your Whole Family At 2 A.M.
    Jan 13 2026

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    A late-night ring sparks a family chain of phantom calls, raising questions about caller ID spoofing, Wi‑Fi quirks, and whether a bored insider is pulling strings. We test theories, phone a witness, and land on practical habits that calm tech anxiety without losing our humor.

    • 2 a.m. ghost calls that ping family across carriers and phones
    • competing theories from spoof apps to Wi‑Fi calling glitches
    • AI voice scam risks and social engineering worries
    • insider prank vs targeted hack probabilities
    • router hygiene, passwords, and call setting checks
    • simple verification rituals for urgent calls
    • laughter, side quests, and why phones aren’t just phones

    Remember, check your passwords, change it every six months


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    27 mins
  • Fantasy Football Feuds
    Jan 6 2026

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    34 mins
  • From Sold-Out Hotels To Secret Menu Wins: A Night Out’s True Price
    Dec 30 2025

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    We chase the joy and the cost of going out, from sold-out Madison hotels and concert plans to the chaos of outsourced delivery and the strange science of forever-hot Chinese food. By the end, we reframe the bill as fuel for an unseen crew who make a single night possible.

    • planning a concert trip to Madison and hotel scarcity
    • tallying the true cost of a night out
    • best part of dining out beyond the food
    • letting servers choose and finding hidden menu gems
    • strong food takes on octopus, celery, lettuce and capers
    • why delivery is outsourced and how it fails
    • DoorDash timing, cancellations and cold food
    • Chinese takeout rituals, heat, containers and utensils
    • credit card fraud on third‑party ordering sites and fixes
    • tipping culture, fee creep and what the money supports
    • reframing spend as paying the people behind the night

    Thanks for tuning in. We’re here every Tuesday. Try to tune in, tell your friends. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Tip your waitresses.


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    37 mins
  • From Straight Razors To Atari: Chasing Childhood In The Wild
    Dec 16 2025

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    We trade stories about the objects and memories that pull us back, from a WWII razor set lost in a dice game to the stubborn hunt for an Atari Lynx. One of us keeps nothing, one of us keeps everything, and the argument lands on what nostalgia is really worth.

    • sounds, smells, and simple triggers for memory
    • the WWII cigarette trades and the seven-day razor set
    • collecting rules and finding treasures in the wild
    • Atari Lynx, Game Gear, and retro prices that shock
    • Crash Test Dummies as joy machines built to break
    • chromies, hood ornaments, and small-town heists
    • storage costs, nine fridges, and the burden of stuff
    • travel versus things and the price of experiences
    • what we would actually pay to buy the past back

    God damn it, give us a rating and review, please. We need like four more to be rated on a podcast that makes sense


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    49 mins
  • Youth Sports Politics And The Cost Of A Dream
    Dec 9 2025

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    We argue about youth sports that bench kids while asking parents to fund the program. One father shares how his 13-year-old showed up, worked hard, and never saw the field, sparking a hard look at size bias, safety claims, and what coaches owe developing players.

    • the costs and promises of select and club teams
    • the politics of tryouts and who you know
    • a 13-year-old wide receiver who never gets a snap
    • safety rationale versus size bias in coaching
    • development-first versus win-only priorities
    • practice attendance, effort, and transparency
    • pay-to-play pressure and fundraising fatigue
    • parent advocacy that helps, not harms
    • what fair playing time can look like at 12–14
    • simple roles that build confidence and skill


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    56 mins
  • Hairlines, Fights, And Bad Decisions
    Dec 3 2025

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    We trade jokes about hairlines and pride, then dig into size, intimidation, and what counts as a real fight. A raw story about an alley jump from a graffiti rivalry reframes how fast conflict escalates and why most fights end in seconds.

    • shaving vows, hair as identity, confidence tests
    • size and presence shaping social outcomes
    • redefining what a real fight looks like
    • the backpack jump and tagging crew codes
    • adrenaline, time distortion, and quick endings
    • graffiti as craft, attention, and risk
    • meme bets, art validation, and friendship choices


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    26 mins