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Top Shelf Stories

Top Shelf Stories

By: Jay Chris Tony
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In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.

© 2025 Top Shelf Stories
Episodes
  • The Ranch Revolution
    Oct 7 2025

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    The guys reunite after a brief hiatus to discuss one of their biggest dinner debacles ever, involving a Wing Stop order gone terribly wrong. They delve into the chaos that ensued when an order was mistakenly sent to a location 70 blocks away in a sketchy neighborhood.

    • Debating whether boneless wings are actually wings or just glorified chicken nuggets
    • Discussion of a lawsuit against BW3s for falsely advertising boneless wings
    • Passionate debate about which restaurant chain has the superior ranch dressing
    • Jay's claim that he "invented putting ranch on anything but a salad"
    • Story about ordering a "large ranch" and receiving a comically huge container
    • Tony's nightmare gas station experience with terrible customer service
    • Shared frustrations about declining service quality at fast food restaurants
    • Tales of Taco Bell's mysterious "cash only" policies and drive-thru priorities

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    38 mins
  • Microphone Madness
    Oct 3 2025

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    3 mins
  • The Sick Truth: Pandemic Aftermath
    Oct 1 2025

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    We explore the unexpected health consequences following years of pandemic precautions and debate whether our immune systems are now paying the price for extended isolation.

    • J shares how his son experienced a 15-day fever, culminating in an ambulance ride to the hospital
    • Both strep throat and influenza diagnoses led to nearly a month of illness for J's son
    • The entire household except for J's father-in-law has been repeatedly sick all year
    • Theory that pandemic precautions may have weakened immune systems by limiting exposure to everyday germs
    • Debate about whether processed foods with preservatives might offer some immune protection
    • Discussion about intergenerational differences in immunity and germ exposure
    • Humorous tangent about children's bathroom habits and the infamous "clean poop"
    • Question whether some people naturally have stronger immune systems regardless of behavior

    Let us know if you've experienced more severe or frequent illness this past year! Share your sickness stories and immunity theories with us.


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    29 mins
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