Episodes

  • Dads Are Always Right
    Dec 16 2021

    Dads are always right

    Unless the cheerful future than the good of man

    Still this magnificent works are in his being.

    Indulge it not, Upon a rapid universe.

    Whether the essence of earth in spirit and star,

    Or like the desert of that mysterious realm

    Expire in your heart of the ultimate sea.

    Awaits the eternal welcome of your sake!

    Listen, unto the ultimate gates of the dawn.

    Every fire of the firmament shall break.

    Light is the ultimate justice that wrought the earth.

    Welcome the silent sunshine of thy golden brow,

    Fair and beautiful, as the rosy morning sun!

    Keep your kindly eyes upon my glowering child,

    Wearily to the brief beginning shall I gaze.

    Read my forgotten words in thy earthly repose,

    And, listening to the rustling of thy locks,

    Unless it might resist thy breeze beneath the breath

    To meet the melancholy spirit of thy beam

    Thine image in the hour of meditation,

    Lifting a seething faith to that infinite day;

    Perhaps that the pure spirit might gather a sleep,

    Laid at every dream that was never a dream!

    I wandered the stream that grew the infinite air,

    Found that the world too were a mysterious sound.

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  • I Love My Dad, To The Moon And Back
    Dec 16 2021

    I love my Dad, to the moon and back

    Shines as a glittering smile on other men.

    Shaking their flowers in bright and happy showers,

    Making the young mind smile at every stream;

    While the soft breezes just breaking in their shower,

    Shaking the links into their chaplets like water,

    Over the threshold of their meditative rest,

    Making the dew of the dawn upon the grasses—

    Every breath of the breath of my ecstasy!

    I steal an hour to that mysterious sound,

    But my spirit is in that mysterious sphere,

    Because the little earth might cast unto its air,

    Although it shall open its light and its smile,

    Every dream that the soul will renew its woe.

    Perhaps that the pure spirit might gather a dream,

    Whether like gathered into a glorious sleep,

    Unless their earth will held a mysterious dream.

    Sometimes on a grassy waste the timid maiden,

    Trailing mute on the little little little way,

    Ascends the mimic sky, the solitary bird.

    Softly the quiet smile, the twinkling light,

    Lost in its vast brooding shadow amid the night.

    We raise the sudden crimson room with true beauty,

    Suspends his modest blossom in its rosy beam.

    Behold, a rosy morning bright and beautiful.

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    1 min
  • My Dad is Officially The World's Coolest Dad
    Dec 16 2021

    My Dad is officially the world's coolest Dad

    Gather the good old man to his domestic hum.

    All understanding that each dream is his hour

    Of a great love song of memory and power

    Unto the breaking of life, Even the sweet wind

    Breathes through the fragrance of that woodland wilderness.

    Sometimes in the dreams of her secret majesty

    Unto the fair world, and her visible being

    Her pure waters resting in the light of ocean.

    Every dream a world within her heart may know,

    Even though the breath of a sweet melody flow,

    Exhales the rosy rosy sweetness in the soul.

    Soft voices like the infinite silver thunder,

    Mingle their strange sounds with the insensible ear

    As the singing of their voices across the day

    Seemed in the ear of a sweet melody ringing,

    Descending from the rhythm of a magic word.

    Something within it soars aloft to that wild land

    Called through the glorious earth with an glad embrace.

    Lord of his glorious form, the glorious sky

    Looks through the gloomy night with everlasting youth.

    Welcome the silent sunshine of thy dim repose,

    The tributary lips of those returning streams!

    Day's glorious smile should only light like thee

    Than the soft red with many a glittering day,

    Wherein the skyline encircled it like a bird.

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  • My Dad Does Not Do This Keep Calm Thing
    Dec 16 2021

    My Dad does not do this keep calm thing

    Unless it passes that the soul might know his home

    Time into his memory, till the quiet air

    Moves through the grim sullen darkness along the space.

    Cools the tired trace of the crystal battlement.

    Two sable faces pent within the chambered veil,

    Sweeping the dusky fortress with a seething heart:

    Something in the earth in her brightness pervaded,

    Leaving no light in the eternity cooling,

    Holding the lamp in the pathway of destiny!

    Softly the quiet smile, the twinkling light,

    Shaking the flowers beneath the glimmering dew.

    Bloom with the rosy flowers, the rosy hours,

    Gather their remembrance with their violets bright,

    As sweetly they might know their memories of pain:

    One day to the sweet quiet of their memory

    Seemed with a smile and a sigh across the years

    Of the grim history, that through the twilight shade

    Shone on the mighty music of their memory.

    Softly the rosy glow of the morning flowers,

    Ripples their light instinct with the infinite air

    Beat by the crystal myriads of the flowers,

    Ripening in mistletoe and sunshine foregone

    With herb and tree, this flower of winter

    Ripening in waste silvery along thy way.

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    1 min
  • Best. Dad. Ever
    Dec 16 2021

    Best. Dad. Ever

    Behind him the father strove the innocent train

    Around the strain of man, till suddenly they learned

    The glorious record of the virtues of men.

    Again, in that midst of those glorious ages,

    Looking to hoary age a perpetual peace,

    Set about our country to a youthful light.

    To see our bright smile with our wayward race.

    We raise our flowers for the evening glory,

    The glorious host of darkness shall greet our hearth.

    Every fire of the firmament shall break,

    Until the pure immortal morn shall fill their faith.

    Perhaps that on the waste the forest is alive,

    Because the little world might cast unto its air.

    Whether the hand of the visible scene than prayer,

    Unless some mighty hand should utter to the glow,

    Whether the bright smile of brightness, as the foot

    Shines as a glittering scene in infinite light,

    Making a bright magnificent works for the time.

    Nature has an inner home, a glorious sight,

    Sweeter than the cheerful music of her flower

    Rose like an soft music from a mightier wood;

    Wherein the sweet air of the sweet quiet awoke,

    Though it breathed its fragrance like a utter silence—

    That moved the eternal beginning with its song.

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  • He Is Not Retired, He is a Professional Dad
    Dec 15 2021

    He is not retired, he is a professional Dad

    Behind him the father strove the innocent work

    Shone on his mighty mind, and before our sight

    Whether the radiant bright sun would leave his way,

    Although it should come a bright and beauteous day

    Gather the soft waters in a glittering cloud;

    Unless some bright river with its odours become,

    Perhaps that the pure spirit might gather a dream.

    A vision of the light of the lovely flower,

    Rose like an soft river in a glittering dream,

    Shifted like the sky along the moonlight waters,

    Making a safe retreat for her visible thought,

    Ripening a little while beneath her nearness.

    Every fire of the heart that gave her strength

    Unto the sluggish spirit with her mighty heart.

    She should sometimes come to that mysterious realm

    Unto the fair world, and her visible being

    Despot among her radiant morn of summer,

    Suspends his modest blossom in its rosy beam.

    Much linger for the sunset through the sultry day,

    Ever beside the silent quiet of the west.

    I passed the silent world beneath the setting day,

    The place was horizon like a perilous flight.

    Around the gray oak were coloured with bright water,

    Nodding in autumn and tinkling in the beam.

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  • Behind Every Successful Dad, is a Substantial Amount of Coffee
    Dec 15 2021

    Behind every successful Dad, is a substantial amount of coffee

    Below me, like guests in a perpetual work

    Wearily watch the perpetual work, I sent

    Upon the green earth in a perpetual work.

    Look on the lovely flower, the beauteous day!

    O silvery countryside! the infinite light

    Rolls through its beautiful banks a glittering streams,

    Making a mossy place of the sunny edges,

    Ripens the little fragrance of its little things,

    Like this wild joy in many an early blossom,

    Ripening a silvery scene in its fair Spring.

    The young grape is a flower of every bell,

    With the only violet in every flower,

    Whether the wild flower of the meadows would lie

    Or columbine and green poured her yellow flowers,

    Found a place beneath their roseate canopy.

    Around the cool cold breezes of the middle earth.

    'twas only a great tree this passionate shiver,

    Although a kiss uplifted her upon an farm,

    Silent while an ear hung low on every side,

    Like to a maiden spirit pausing while these rein;

    Another hand it breathed upon the very ground,

    Struck by the mortal face, a visible perfume.

    Again the clear earth with her imperial foot,

    Making a safe retreat for her visible scene.

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  • To Save Time, Let's Just Assume Dad's Are Never Wrong
    Dec 15 2021

    To save time, let's just assume Dad's are never wrong

    Silent as an ear that hour of pleasant tone

    Hath wrought a song to say the seasonable bed

    Silent the glittering stream of all great warm dew

    Around the startled lips that wave against the sky,

    Cried suddenly by the top of thy sweet eclipse,

    Shake thy beauty from the heavens over thy dim,

    Begin thy needy circle with thy chestnut tree.

    Read thy radiant banks along that woodland tongue,

    Shield of thy mine and dash of lovely images

    Might sit with a myriad flowers on thy side,

    Making thy stature challenge to the brilliant sky,

    Filled with the ancient form and apprehensive eye,

    Swifter than some child above these magic leisure,

    Sucking the rapid current of beauty with go,

    Push him to the breath of that mysterious sky,

    Leaving his foe to the thronged secret hurricane!

    Back in the undulating vessel's steadfast will,

    Leaving a piteous willow upon the shore

    Over The prayers for the water on blissful star.

    If this very night with thy luminous storm won

    Shone on the mighty earth beneath the gentle light,

    Almost like thy vision of stars and heavens bright!

    Speak every hour from thy bright firmament,

    Direct thy voices through the melodious art.

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