Scotty and Amelia are starting a new series on the Pocket Size episodes of The Weirdest Thing. Thinking back to the movies of their youth, they realized there are entire subgenres of films that They Just Don't Make Anymore.

So this week they're taking on the first of those genres--the "Teenage Hijinks" movie--by looking at three examples in particular: "Adventures in Babysitting" (1987), "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986), and "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" (1991).

So remember: life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. TV rots your brains. And nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.

In our last full-sized episode, Scotty told the story of a real-life psychopath who inspired a notorious television character. Well, this week Amelia has her own tale of a notorious criminal mastermind who gave birth to a TV scammer.

Fans of HBO's "The Guilded Age" may not know that one of its characters is inspired by "the Queen of Ohio" Cassie L. Chadwick--aka Elizabeth Bigley--who around the turn of the 20th century perpetrated one of the most audacious cons in American history. Buckle up, because this one's a real doozy.

WARNING: Mild spoilers for "The Guilded Age."

A jetpack pilot going splat. A naked German guy going...well, splat. An epic (and low-rent) prank involving a drone and a Halloween decoration. One of the greatest (faux) movie trailers ever. Here are just a few of Scotty and Amelia's favorite viral Internet videos of all time.