• Episode 447: Kyle Pitts on the Bench
    Dec 13 2025

    00:30 – Cold Open & Life Admin

    Chris and Matt joke about house cleaners, laundry, first-world problems, and working around cleaners being in the house.


    03:54 – Week 15 Setup & Sneaker Talk

    Transition into Week 15 football. Chris opens oddsmakers and asks Matt about recent sneaker drops: Jalen Brunson Statue of Liberty Kobes, Sabrina 3s, Nardwuar Dunks, and the strange “Panda monium” Dunk Low.


    (Main Episode Continues)


    07:37 – Rejoin, Fantasy Football Pain & Betting Misses

    They explain the recording delay, fantasy playoff disasters (Kyle Pitts explosion left on the bench), missed player-prop bets, and late-night exhaustion.


    11:30 – Reality TV & Movie Talk

    Discussion of Traitors Canada, Canadian Bacon, and a deep dive into ranking John Candy movies (Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Cool Runnings, Spaceballs).


    16:25 – TV & Books

    Matt reviews Percy Jackson on Disney+, Chris mentions Harry Potter audiobooks, and they touch on Greta Gerwig’s Narnia plans.


    18:50 – Lane Kiffin Return & Ole Miss Fallout

    Conversation about Kiffin’s return, player NIL decisions, Chambliss’ future, LSU money, loyalty vs. stability, and playoff optics.


    22:55 – CFP Structure & Notre Dame Decision

    Debate over automatic bids, Tulane/JMU inclusion, Notre Dame opting out, optics for players, and how playoff expansion may be inevitable.


    27:35 – NFL Parity & Weird Standings

    They note bizarre conference leaders, Panthers division positioning, and overall league inconsistency.


    NFL Games Discussed


    28:50 – Saints at Panthers

    Divisional matchup shaping late-season standings.


    29:15 – Jaguars vs Opponent (13-point favorite)

    Discussion of Jacksonville’s surprising rise after a risky draft trade.


    31:35 – Colts at Seahawks

    Focus on 44-year-old Philip Rivers’ return and playoff desperation.


    34:20 – Raiders at Eagles

    Philly’s offensive-line issues, Pickett starting, and limp-in playoff vibes.


    35:35 – Phillies Offseason Wrap-Up

    Kyle Schwarber’s return, World Series odds via oddsmakers, and strong interest in Japanese pitcher Tatsuya Imae — notably wanting to beat, not join, the Dodgers.


    37:20 – Closing

    Final thoughts, optimism for roster fixes, and sign-off.

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  • Episode 446: Starting DJ With a Broken Fibula
    Dec 7 2025

    00:13 – Intro & Lane Kiffin Departure Fallout

    Chris and Matt open with the chaos surrounding Lane leaving Ole Miss, Pete Golding taking over, LSU advantages in recruiting, why Alabama may have been in play, leaked team-meeting audio, and player excitement for Golding.


    06:56 – Coaching Trees, Loyalty & Transfer Portal Effects

    They discuss Charlie Weis Jr. staying to coach the playoff game, Joe Judge’s role, stepping-stone programs, and the structural reasons Ole Miss will always compete with SEC giants.


    10:26 – Iron Bowl Madness & CFP Bracket Scenarios

    Breakdown of Auburn’s meltdown, how Ole Miss narrowly missed the SEC Championship, early College Football Playoff matchups, dangerous teams (Georgia, Alabama, Indiana, Texas Tech), and Penn State’s recruiting collapse.


    15:45 – Absurd Age-Gap Players & Local HS Football

    Conversation shifts to the 58-year-old D-lineman at Lycoming, La Salle’s state title run, PW memories, coaching stories, and the difficulty of developing freshman players.


    18:23 – Eagles Roster Talk: Slay, Secondary Issues & Offense

    Debate over Darius Slay vs. Adoree Jackson, defensive struggles, coaching frustration, ugly Eagles performances, and parallels to prior seasons.


    20:23 – Chargers Week Discussion

    Herbert’s hand injury, Monday-night scheduling fatigue, and how dangerous a wounded Chargers squad can be.


    23:13 – Injury Stories, Toughness & “Run It Straight”

    Two insane injury anecdotes, unsafe viral sports, and the dangers of youth football.


    32:23 – TV & Movies Segment

    Thoughts on Task, Slow Horses, Stranger Things, Playdate, The Promotion, Kevin James films, and holiday viewing traditions.


    38:56 – Living in Ohio vs. Charlotte & Seasonal Life

    Nostalgia for Ohio, weather preferences, neighborhood culture, museums, and why seasons matter.


    41:01 – Fantasy Football Pain & Cooling Off Gambling

    Losing streaks, injury-ruined lineups, playoff odds, and stepping away from betting.


    42:16 – NFL Viewership & Team Perception

    Historic Chiefs–Cowboys ratings, divisional races, overreactions to Lamar, and Philly’s inconsistency.


    43:47 – “Worst Contract” Debate: Embiid vs. Saquon

    A detailed, spirited comparison of the two extensions, value, injuries, and fan expectations.


    46:45 – Ben Simmons Conversation

    Surprising Simmons quote about playing in Philly, how limited he is now, but how passing could still help a roster.


    NFL Games Mentioned


    20:23 – Eagles at Chargers

    Concerns about Herbert’s hand, Chargers’ inconsistencies, and whether Philly can rebound.


    52:00 – Seahawks at Falcons

    Matt’s “bet of the week” discussion: Seattle’s bounce-back potential and Atlanta’s struggles.

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  • Episode 445: The Lane Kiffin Saga
    Nov 23 2025

    00:30 – Intro & Lane Kiffin Drama

    Matt vents about Lane Kiffin rumors, conflicting reports (Florida, LSU), Ole Miss’ ultimatum talk, and his frustration with message-board speculation.


    03:30 – Coaching Fits & Ole Miss Future

    Debate on whether Kiffin stays, why LSU isn’t a good fit, Florida as a possible landing spot, Ole Miss’ rising profile, and how coaching turnover impacts recruiting and stability.


    07:30 – Movies & TV Talk

    Discussion of Playdate, Becky, Kevin James roles, Vince Vaughn in Nonnas, emotional themes, Linda Cardellini’s underrated career, Scrubs revival details, returning cast, med-school season debate, and revisiting Ted Lasso.


    19:42 – Sneaker Drops & Christmas Gifts

    Look at the upcoming Kobe “EM China” and “University Red” releases, how Kobes feel overdone, Caitlin Clark pairs, Christmas gift hiding, sneaker pranks, and shoe-of-the-month surprises.


    24:58 – Eagles vs Lions Recap & Offensive Concerns

    Eagles’ ugly win, windy conditions, A.J. Brown’s frustration, Hurts’ demeanor, passing-game issues, slants disappearing, and media overreactions.


    26:54 – Eagles Identity, Defense & Additions

    Impact of Jalen Phillips, Nolan Smith, and N’Kobe Dean returning; Jordan Davis’ athleticism; needed extensions; roster crunch; and importance of veteran leadership.


    36:50 – League Perception & Super Bowl Odds

    Oddsmakers placing the Rams at the top, Eagles being undervalued, and fans treating an elite team like a struggling one.


    40:31 – Coaching Staff Concerns

    Petulo’s offense being too vanilla, need for a veteran OC, possible fits like Kellen Moore or Bill O’Brien, and lessons from the Doug Pederson era.


    43:53 – NFL Week 12 Lines (Timecodes Only)

    (All timecodes reflect start of each matchup discussion.)

    43:53 – Patriots vs Bengals

    44:54 – Steelers vs Bears

    45:48 – Falcons vs Saints

    46:22 – Eagles vs Cowboys


    47:22 – Uniform Talk

    Eagles wearing Kelly Green on the road, Cowboys sticking with white, uniform-ranking discussions, and preference between Kelly, midnight green, and black alternates.


    48:59 – Closing Thoughts

    Eagles-Cowboys importance, hopes for Week 12, and sign-off.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 444: Scandelous
    Nov 15 2025

    00:30 – Intro & Setup

    Chris and Matt open with banter about ghosts before previewing the week’s slate — NFL Week 11, NBA, NHL, and college football.

    01:06 – Sneaker Talk & Auctions

    They discuss missing out on the Caitlin Clark Kobe release and review resale prices. The hosts explore StockX’s first sneaker auction, covering notable pairs like the Nike Mag “Back to the Future,” Off-White Dunk “Syracuse,” Kobe Barcelonas, and “Chunky Dunky.”

    06:38 – Grateful Dead & Stranger Things Collabs

    Chris mentions waiting for “Stranger Things” shoes to drop in price. Matt jokes about owning Grateful Dead Air Max 90s and the fluctuation of sneaker resale markets.

    08:55 – Upcoming Sneaker Drops

    They note few notable releases left this month. “Chicago Lows” are compared to “Pandas” due to constant restocks. Matt considers asking for them for Christmas.

    10:28 – Fraud Story & Jail Hypotheticals

    The conversation shifts to a man who defrauded Amazon for millions. They debate whether prison time would be worth $51 million (concluding no).

    11:44 – TV, Movies & Harry Potter Audiobooks

    Matt mentions To Catch a Killer with Shailene Woodley and Ben Mendelsohn. This leads to tangents about Ready Player One and Harry Potter audiobooks — including the “Thinking Hat” detail, full-cast performances, and favorite narrators.

    18:48 – Driving Habits & Insurance Apps

    Chris describes State Farm’s “Drive Safe” program and savings features; Matt jokes about his “Dale Earnhardt” driving style.

    20:49 – NFL: Jackson Dart & Rookie Discussions

    They discuss Jackson Dart’s offensive rookie odds (via oddsmakers) and Jameis Winston’s likability. Talk expands to the Browns’ quarterback issues, Dylan Gabriel, and Shadour Sanders.

    25:47 – College Football: Ole Miss, Florida & Mississippi State

    Ole Miss faces Florida (14-point favorites per oddsmakers). The hosts note it could be a trap game and preview next week’s Egg Bowl.

    28:35 – MLB: Guardians Betting Scandal

    They react to Guardians pitchers accused of taking bribes and mock the small payoff amounts involved.

    30:29 – Parenting, LegoLand & Safety

    Lighthearted parenting stories, LegoLand’s child policies, and kidnapping-scare jokes lead into pet anecdotes and winter weather talk.

    33:37 – Frozen & Parenting Humor

    Matt describes watching Frozen repeatedly with his kids and balancing childcare with sanity.

    34:57 – NBA All-Star Format & International Dominance

    Chris outlines the new format (Team USA vs International). They agree the global roster—Luka, Giannis, Jokic, Wemby, SGA—would dominate and call for scrapping All-Star Weekend entirely.

    38:15 – NBA Controversies & Injuries

    They touch on the Clippers’ turmoil, Bradley Beal’s injury, Embiid’s MRI, and Kawhi Leonard’s alleged salary-cap violation, debating appropriate punishments.

    44:41 – Sports Scandals & Blue Chips

    The hosts rank recent controversies (Astros, Patriots, FIFA, SMU) before joking about Blue Chips (1994) with Shaq and Penny Hardaway — noting how its once-illegal plot is now legal under NIL.

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  • Episode 443: Do Right For Boban
    Nov 9 2025

    • Opening chat

    00:30 Chris and Matt compare state-to-state license rules, laugh at bizarre test questions, and talk about feeling old watching 16-year-olds get licenses.

    • TV/Movies/Pop culture run: Office quotes, HIMYM cast aging, Slow Horses, Harry Potter baking show, Stranger Things cast, sneaker drops

    06:00 They bounce through Office references, discuss late-season HIMYM issues, new Slow Horses season, Harry Potter audiobook, Wizards of Baking renewal, Stranger Things returning soon, and failed attempts at buying Stranger Things Dunks.

    • College football + Citadel tangent

    14:50 Quick check of Ole Miss’ opponent confusion leads to a detour into Citadel campus architecture and checkerboard courtyards.

    • College basketball: history made with Oliver Rupp (7'9" Florida freshman)

    17:58 Tallest player in CBB history checks in; they note he’s unusually proportional for his height and didn’t record a stat.

    • NBA bits: Club Trillion, Boban nearly earning his full pension, Tony Snell situation

    19:50 They talk about how close Boban is to qualifying for lifetime health coverage and frustration that teams haven’t given him the final active game he needs.


    NFL SECTION

    • Philadelphia Eagles: post-deadline reaction

    22:33 They cover the additions of Jalen Phillips, Michael Carter II, and Jair Alexander; cautious optimism about Phillips; skepticism on Alexander’s health; edge-rush concerns; upcoming return of Nolan Smith and Brandon Graham.

    • Super Bowl odds (via oddsmakers)

    24:50 Eagles now 3rd-best odds. Chiefs remain favorites despite a recent loss, which they attribute to Mahomes’ playoff history rather than current form.


    MLB SECTION

    • Phillies offseason

    33:30 Phillies extend a qualifying offer to Schwarber; unclear future for Bader; possible interest in Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami; Dodgers/Yankees/Mets placed above Philadelphia in early World Series odds.


    Closing

    36:20 Quick note on a youth baseball clip featuring Sánchez vs. Bohm years before the MLB. Episode signs off.

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    37 mins
  • Episode 442: Ole Miss Anxiety
    Nov 1 2025
    Episode Summary


    • Weather, winter & life talk (00:00 ➜ 00:30)
    • Hosts open with bad weather, winter frustrations, dry skin & skincare routines, self-care habits like pedicures & spa therapy.
    • Shoes, sneakers & buyer remorse humor (05:00 ➜ 05:30)
    • Conversation about Oregon Ducks x Grateful Dead shoes, sneaker culture, StockX purchases, and display boxes filling up.
    • Pickleball & family competition (09:30 ➜ 10:00)
    • Matt recaps a 2-hour pickleball session, joking about losing, family rivalries & effort
    • Random celeb friendship rabbit hole (23:20 ➜ 23:50)
    • Funny chat about surprising celebrity friend groups & sports crossover friendships.
    • MLB Offseason & Phillies frustration (24:50 ➜ 25:20)
    • Disappointment in moves made, roster stagnation, and league spending disparity.
    • College Football — Lane Kiffin anxiety (12:25 ➜ 12:55)
    • Matt worries about Lane Kiffin leaving Ole Miss; NIL, salary arms race & donor talk.


    🏈 NFL Discussion (Each Mentioned Game/Topic)

    Week 9 Lines / League Outlook 04:49 ➜ 05:19 Using oddsmakers for Week 9 odds; season midpoint.

    Eagles vs Giants (past game) 30:26 ➜ 30:56 Eagles beat Giants; Saquon long run noted.

    Eagles Bye Week 30:26 ➜ 30:56 Bye arrives at good time for injuries.

    Eagles trade talk 30:50 ➜ 31:20 Eagles add CB; discuss edge needs.

    Cleveland Browns drama 32:36 ➜ 33:06 Miles Garrett sideline frustration & contract choice.

    League trade speculation 34:35 ➜ 35:05 Hypothetical Eagles pursuit of an elite pass rusher.


    Final Thoughts (38:30 ➜ 39:00)

    Show closes with light joking about rumors & future moves before sign-off.

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    40 mins
  • Episode 441: Another Breaking NBA Scandal
    Oct 23 2025

    0:30–2:50 • Chris & Matt return from their individual travels → joking about finally sleeping without parenting/dog duties • recording early morning because major breaking NBA gambling press conference is coming shortly


    2:50–7:00 • Chauncey Billups & Terry Rozier reportedly involved in illegal gambling investigation • compare to Malik Beasley/Jontay Porter situations • conversation about NBA’s contradictory gambling promotion


    7:00–10:40 • Sixers opener talk → VJ Edgecombe & Tyrese Maxey historical season debuts • Edgecombe breaks multiple franchise records • Luka/jersey number rant


    10:40–14:30 • Matt’s over-the-top “I was always right about Edgecombe” bit • Chris explains the origin of the joke • more NBA nerd talk, including rotation weirdness & unknown role players


    14:30–18:00 • TV/media talk → Black Rabbit, Wednesday S2, Hubie Halloween, Traders Ireland, Celebrity Traders UK • no spoilers • comparing US vs UK version experience


    18:00–23:35 • More Sixers roster/rotation observations • Embiid concerns but leaving door open • detailed young player optimism (McCain, Barlow, Bona, etc.) • no standings/outcome talk


    23:35–27:40Philadelphia Eagles segment begins • Jalen Hurts performance debate → Chris complains Hurts is taking sacks instead of throwing ball away


    27:40–30:10 • Flyers stock check → surprisingly okay vibes • Matt wants Polish Heritage Night jersey • oddsmakers Stanley Cup odds game (Flyers near bottom)


    30:10–33:10 • Upcoming Eagles vs Giants revenge matchup → Kelly Green uniform hype • brief Oklahoma vs Ole Miss college talk (no spoilers) • Lane Kiffin coaching rumors


    33:10–36:00Saquon Barkley focus → shocking stat: only one run over 18 yards this season vs 22 such runs last year • hit in backfield constantly • desperation for adrenaline-changing explosive play


    36:00–37:30 • Brandon Graham signing = mainly “vibes pickup,” not production move • hopeful tone for defensive leadership impact • discussion of potential cornerback trade targets


    37:30–38:30 • Episode wraps with optimism but lots unresolved heading into NFL weekend — no predictions given

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  • Episode 440: A Potentially Horrible Night
    Oct 9 2025

    Opening & Phillies Recap (00:41–07:30)

    Chris and Matt open the episode reflecting on Philadelphia sports emotions. They recap the previous night’s Phillies win over the Dodgers, focusing on Bryce Harper’s home-run drought, solid offensive output versus Yamamoto and Kershaw, and pitching confidence in Christopher Sanchez. They note Phillies’ +114 underdog status at the oddsmakers, and Harper’s +320 home-run odds. Matt jokes about betting winnings funding a $1,500 LAB putter.


    Philly Sports Triple Threat Night (07:30–15:00)

    Discussion shifts to the rare night featuring Phillies, Eagles, and Flyers all playing. Matt worries about “a perfect storm of sadness” if all three lose. The Phillies’ World Series odds rank sixth among seven remaining teams, but Chris notes those odds would improve dramatically with a win over the Dodgers. They discuss late start times, home routines, and free-agent outlooks — mentioning Ranger Suárez, Kyle Schwarber, J.T. Realmuto, and Harrison Bader.


    Phillies Player Talk & Roster Moves (10:00–14:30)

    The duo debates center-field stability (Bader vs. Marsh vs. Rojas) and whether Brandon Marsh fits better as a corner outfielder. They recall draft-era comparisons for Mickey Moniak (Steve Finley, Christian Yelich). Chris jokes about Bader’s photos and appearance while praising his defensive reliability.


    Future Lineup Speculation (13:20–14:30)

    They float the idea of Rhys Hoskins returning at first base with Harper moving back to right field, but note Hoskins’ poor Brewers season (.237 avg, 12 HRs). They joke about parlaying a Phillies World Series win and a Harper multi-homer night for riches.


    NFL Focus – Eagles vs. Giants Preview (15:02–20:00)

    The second half shifts to the Eagles at Giants Thursday night matchup. Line movement at the oddsmakers from Giants +7.5 to +7 worries Chris. Key injuries: Darius Slayton and Malik Nabers (out), Jackson Dart making his 3rd NFL start, and Eagles missing Landon Dickerson and possibly Jalen Carter or Nakobe Dean (both questionable). Matt notes Grant Calcaterra’s injury and jokes about the team uniforms.


    NBA Tangent – Kawhi & the Clippers (17:30–20:00)

    They detour to discuss Kawhi Leonard’s rumored demand for Lakers ownership stake, Jeanie Buss’s rejection, and potential punishment for the Clippers. Chris reveals the 2026 NBA All-Star Game will be hosted by the Clippers at the new Intuit Dome, humorously connecting it to timing of any disciplinary action.


    Pop Culture (20:00–29:40)

    Conversation drifts to films and shows: Juana Man, Like Mike, and Eddie; reality series The Traitors (UK, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland); and Taskmaster’s comedic chaos. They share laughs over show hosts, Paul Henry’s gravitas, and comparisons to Whose Line Is It Anyway. They preview the Kevin James–Alan Ritchson action comedy Playdate, comparing its tone to Vacation Friends. Cast shoutouts include Sarah Chalke, Alan Tudyk, Isla Fisher, and Steven Root. Matt also mentions Charlie Hunnam’s dark Netflix film about Ed Gein.


    Final Segment – Eagles, Giants & Philly Odds (29:40–END)

    Returning to football, Matt says the Eagles “should smash” but predicts frustration. He jokes that “SEC is harder than the NFL.” They calculate implied lines: Eagles heavy favorites, Phillies slight underdogs, Flyers +185 moneyline underdogs at the oddsmakers. The over/under for Philly team wins that night is set at 1.5.

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