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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Summary

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
Parenting & Families Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Abbey Banned From Interrupting Pete & The Husband Who Chose GTA Over Marriage | AMA
    Nov 12 2026

    We're back in the barn for another Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    Pete and Abbey kick off with temporary rented accommodation with a festive debate over when it's socially acceptable to put up the Christmas tree, why Pete wants retro 80s coloured lights, and the tragic childhood realisation of hearing Santa fall down the stairs drunk. Things quickly heat up when Abbey defends the lost art of the wolf-whistle, only to deliver a swift threat when Pete asks if he's allowed to whistle at anyone himself.


    The pair also dissect modern slang phrases that put their teeth on edge, from "it's giving" to "I'd die on this hill," while Pete exposes his bizarre remote control superstition where the volume can never, under any circumstances, sit on the number 13—even in other people's houses.


    Plus, an Agony Ab listener discovers her wedding date lands right on the launch of GTA 6 after her fiancé requested a week-long gaming quarantine, another listener realizes she's been kept a secret partner for six months, and Pete challenges Abbey to the ultimate test: not interrupting him while he speaks at half speed.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 - Introduction

    00:43 - Living In Rentals & The Christmas Tree Debate

    03:19 - 80s Fairy Lights & Childhood Santa Disasters

    05:31 - Agony Ab: Bring Back The Wolf-Whistle?

    06:35 - Pete Wants To Get Whistled At

    08:00 - Agony Ab: Booking A Wedding On GTA 6 Release Day

    09:48 - Should You Marry A Gamer?

    11:51 - 11:11 Wishes & Pete's Number 13 TV Superstition

    12:47 - Touching Other People's Remote Controls

    14:14 - Cringe Sayings: "Die On That Hill" & "My Bad"

    15:16 - Agony Ab: He Kept Me A Secret For Six Months

    18:31 - Red Flags, Beige Flags & "Luteal Phases"

    21:08 - The No Interrupting Golf Challenge

    22:42 - How Boring Would Pete Be On His Own?

    24:43 - Flooring Delays & Wrapping Up


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    25 mins
  • "Who Wants A Chinese?!" Big John Fisher & The Romford Bull Talk Fame & Fights
    Nov 10 2026

    On this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back with home renovation rows as Pete questions whether flying to Florence just to look at an artisan cooker counts as an extravagant holiday. The food talk rolls on with Abbey testing Scouse dialect theories on ChatGPT, declaring northern Chinese takeaway chips superior, and defending the sacred weekly ritual of a chippy tea.


    Then, internet legend Big John Fisher and heavyweight boxing powerhouse Johnny Fisher (The Romford Bull) enter the barn. John shares his rapid rise from cheese delivery vans to viral social media sensation, dropping nearly seven stone with Eddie Hall, and the unwritten laws of ordering takeaway for a massive family.


    Johnny opens up about the reality of heavyweight camp, navigating career shifts, and what really happens behind closed doors in big fight negotiations. Plus, the gang tackles an Agony Ab about over-enthusiastic parents shouting from the touchline, and Abbey explains why she is strictly barred from spectating her kids' tennis matches.


    This episode is sponsored by Huel. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch #AD


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 - Introduction & Barn Banter

    04:02 - Abbey’s Florence Oven Trip Drama

    06:48 - Chat Chippy Tea & Scouse Debates

    11:05 - Welcoming Big John & Johnny Fisher

    13:36 - Big John Fisher’s 7-Stone Weight Loss

    16:28 - Johnny Fisher On Heavyweight Fight Camps

    17:42 - Contract Talks & Boxing Career Moves

    21:46 - From Delivering Cheese To 300 Million Views

    25:42 - Big John’s Ultimate Chinese Takeaway Order

    27:15 - Supporting Traditional Family Restaurants

    31:40 - The Truth Behind The Romford Bull Nickname

    36:20 - Over-Training & Fight Night Nerves

    44:18 - Agony Ab: Embarrassing Touchline Parents

    46:33 - Abbey Banned From Her Kids' Matches


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    48 mins
  • "Get That On Socials Guys!" Abbey's Vibration Plate & Attic Mice Squatters | AMA
    Nov 5 2026

    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    Pete and Abbey kick off with the harsh realities of their ongoing home renovation, complete with building delays, rising costs, and mice moving into the attic before they can. Abbey explains her latest obsession with a vibration plate for lymphatic health, while Pete wonders if anyone genuinely lies on their deathbed regretting never running a marathon.


    The conversation spirals into futuristic tech paranoia, childhood discipline, and classic school memories. Between Abbey’s terrifying nun-run Catholic school encounters and Pete getting pinged in the head by chalk-armed science teacher,.The pair also debate whether dissecting mice in biology class was actually real or completely made up.


    Plus, Abbey teases an energy-draining party trick she mastered in Norway, and we tackle an Agony Ab from a Durham uni student who got caught saying the unthinkable right in front of his dissertation lecturer.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 - Introduction & Renovation Woes

    01:10 - Mice In The Attic

    03:37 - Agony Ab: Marathon Love Story

    05:23 - The Power Plate Obsession

    07:42 - Marriage Advice For Free Spirits

    09:27 - Claire's Birthday & Golf Priorities

    10:18 - Abbey's Secret Norway Magic Trick

    11:18 - Social Media Callouts & Webbed Hands

    13:06 - Microchip Implants & Mind Control

    14:03 - Hosting Friends & Party Tricks

    15:48 - Agony Ab: Uni Lecturer Nightmare

    17:27 - School Punishments & Strict Teachers

    19:42 - Chalk Fights & Science Dissections

    22:08 - How To Handle Awkward Confessions


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    23 mins
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