On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to husbands who treat the morning ‘horn’ like a motivational alarm clock.

We get confessions about forgotten anniversaries, delusional 50/50 boyfriends, footballer–wife stereotypes, marathon horror stories, and the mystery of why some people can remember every Premier League fixture but not their own relationship milestones.

There’s talk of dressage injuries, baggy post-baby bellies, Footballers’ Wives nostalgia, slowgasms, and the eternal debate: is emptying the dishwasher twice a week really a contribution?

Expect chaotic honesty, big laughs, and a healthy dose of Crouch-style common sense.

00:00 – Intro

01:39 – The Karaoke Bar Proposal Nightmare

03:33 – Why Public Proposals Are a Risky Game

04:35 – Building Post-Baby Confidence for New Mums

06:35 – Life as a Footballer & WAG: The Realities vs TV

09:41 – Footballers’ Wives & Dream Team Deep Nostalgia

11:11 – Abbey’s Escape Tactic for Boring Conversations

11:57 – Husband With “Morning Energy”: Too Much Too Soon

14:15 – Marathon Horror Stories: Toenails, Chafing & Chaos

19:03 – Abbey Explains Skin-Tightening Treatments

20:05 – Forgotten Anniversaries & Football Fixtures

22:32 – The 50/50 Boyfriend Who Definitely Isn’t 50/50

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are back from their travels and there is a lot to unpack. Ross kicks things off with his dreamy sunrise snorkel with horses in Barbados, while Peter gives a full theme-park debrief after their “holiday of a lifetime” to Universal Studios — including the rides that nearly had him upside-down, inside-out and mildly incontinent.

There’s chaos from Fright Night, jet-lagged 6am adventures, and a heartfelt listener story that leads them into a surprisingly deep chat about turning 40, giving fewer f*cks and finding out who you really are. Abbey dives into her latest passive-aggressive Instagram threads (no context as usual), sparking debates about midlife crises, emotional burnout and why our brains obsess over insults more than compliments.

In the Agony Abs, they help a listener whose partner double-booked their night out during peak firework season — leaving their terrified pooch in the middle. Plus, an emotional email from a mum navigating the reality of her kids moving to the other side of the world.

It’s a warm, chaotic, funny, emotional episode with plenty of wisdom… and even more unintentional nonsense.

00:00 – Intro

00:18 – Sunkissed Returns & Holiday Catch-Up

00:55 – Ross’s Dreamy Horse Snorkelling Experience

01:46 – Saddle Sizes

03:10 – Movember, Moustaches & the ‘Womb Broom’ Comment

04:51 – Orlando & Universal Studios Trip

06:03 – Terrifying Rollercoasters & Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure

07:20 – Universal Fright Night Chaos

11:14 – Amazon’s Surprise Gift Delivery

15:46 – 'Threads' Begin: Passive-Aggressive Instagram Psychology

17:45 – Life Begins or ends at 40 & Midlife Wobbles

28:03 – Dinner Plans & Relationship Compromise

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows.

From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.

The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.

It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.

00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework

04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations

07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment

14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton

18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals

22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends

24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage

26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s

31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career

33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling

36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence

47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex drama

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