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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Episodes
  • Best AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
    Jan 8 2026

    On today's episode, we're bringing you an absolute monster Best of Ask Us Anything special - and things get properly wild.


    Abbey, Pete, and Ross tackle your most outrageous questions from 2025: Sex schedules, dealing with your partner and his nightmare mates, and bedroom boundaries (or lack of) that left everyone speechless.


    We also revisit our favourite mini games from last year including; How many animals can we name without Abbey noticing, golf guessing games and name that footballer!!


    Fair warning: this gets saucy as we cover pegging debates, Ann Summers shopping lists, and post-baby intimacy. But if you've wondered whether you're the only one dealing with this stuff - you're definitely not.


    TherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #RelationshipAdvice #AskMeAnything #BestOf2025 #Podcast



    0:00 - Intro

    3:14 - Fake Olympic Career Exposed

    3:52 - Cat Pee Problems & Solutions

    6:00 - Should Couples Try Therapy?

    8:00 - The Secret Animal Game Revealed

    8:47 - Would You Shag a Celebrity?

    9:49 - Abby Pronounces Football Names (Hilarious)

    11:22 - Peter Crouch Spotted on a Lime Bike in Nice!

    13:20 - Pegging Question: Bedroom Boundaries

    16:28 - Can You Complain About Your Partner's Friends?

    17:33 - Should Couples Schedule Sex?

    18:56 - Date Nights vs. Scheduled Intimacy

    20:51 - Hotel Getaways: Romance or Pressure?

    23:07 - Golf guessing game

    27:01 - First Couples Getaway After Baby Anxiety

    32:27 - Wrap Up & Final Thoughts


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    33 mins
  • “I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
    Jan 6 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the beautiful EastEnders icon and talented singer Shona McGarty - and nothing is off limits.


    Shona opens up about life after EastEnders, what it’s really like being known as ‘Whitney’ for over 20 years, and why stepping into the jungle was both terrifying and transformational.

    She talks candidly about anxiety, imposter syndrome and learning how to cope when fear shows up — as well as losing her dignity, surviving on rice and beans, and why she never wants to see a pretzel again.


    There’s also plenty of laughter as the gang dive into bonk beats, phone-call rage, and the chaos of modern life.

    Plus, Shona helps tackle an Agony Ab about being too reliable, sharing why saying no is sometimes the most powerful thing you can do.


    Honest, hilarious and surprisingly emotional — this is one you don’t want to miss.


    00:00 – Kicking off

    01:02 – Introducing the pod & today’s guest

    02:05 – Compliments, affirmations & relationship banter

    04:10 – New Year reflections & turning 40

    06:00 – Slowing down, being present & personal goals

    07:10 – Weekly whines: technology, logins & QR code rage

    09:05 – Paper menus & feeling “too old”

    11:15 – Phone call anxiety & unannounced callers

    13:20 – Oversharing on speakerphone disasters

    14:25 – Bringing Shona McGarty into the studio

    15:00 – First impressions & life after I’m A Celeb

    16:40 – No makeup TV moments & singing confidence

    18:20 – Jungle food, hunger & rice trauma

    19:50 – Camp friendships & WhatsApp groups

    21:10 – Being known as “Whitney” forever

    23:00 – Growing up on EastEnders

    25:00 – Long days, waiting around & strict schedules

    27:00 – Iconic EastEnders cast moments

    29:10 – Singing ambitions & future goals

    31:00 – Anxiety, medication & coping mechanisms

    33:00 – Caffeine withdrawal & jungle headaches

    34:40 – Trials, bugs, cockroaches & survival fears

    36:20 – Bonk baits, music choices & bedroom pressure

    38:50 – Quotes to live by & winning arguments

    41:00 – Jungle toilets, dignity loss & weight loss

    43:00 – Highlights of the jungle experience

    45:00 – What Shona missed most from home

    46:40 – Imposter syndrome & fitting in

    48:30 – Watching the show back

    50:20 – Agony Ab: being “too reliable” at work

    53:10 – Learning to say no & setting boundaries

    55:20 – Final thoughts, gratitude & wrap-up

    57:10 – End of episode & sign-off


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast

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    56 mins
  • Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
    Dec 30 2025

    Happy New Year from Abbey and Peter! 🥂 Just a quick message to say thank you for all the love this year and to wish you a happy, healthy start to 2025.


    We’re taking a short breather, but don’t worry — The Therapy Crouch is back next week with a beautiful guest to kick off the new year properly.


    See you very soon for more laughs, honesty and relationship therapy you didn’t ask for (but probably need). ✨


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 min
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