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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Episodes
  • British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets
    Sep 25 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit.


    From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture.


    Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable.


    00:00 – Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials

    01:10 – Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown

    02:45 – The Advent Calendar Disaster

    04:15 – Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts

    05:30 – Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety

    06:20 – Reddit Rants Begin

    07:15 – Big Coat Gamble Season

    08:45 – Crumpet Dribble & Bearded Hygiene

    10:00 – Toilet Trauma Across the UK

    11:45 – Strange Friends in Stations

    13:00 – Unhinged Dating Shows & Island Obsession

    14:15 – QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far

    15:40 – Road Rage & Driving Disasters

    17:00 – Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now?

    18:30 – British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes

    20:00 – Wrap Up: Bone Broth & Vitamin D


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #BritishProblems #Podcast

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    35 mins
  • Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!
    Sep 23 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments.


    Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection.


    The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice.


    00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories

    00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets

    04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival

    07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones

    09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up

    13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far

    14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief

    17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips

    22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn

    28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men?

    38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything

    42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast

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    46 mins
  • Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!
    Sep 18 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.


    Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.


    With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.


    00:00 – Intro

    00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.

    00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.

    00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.

    00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.

    00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.

    00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.

    00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.

    00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.

    00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.

    00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.

    00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    44 mins
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