Don’t drink the water! Maya finds out too late that she shouldn’t drink the contaminated tap water in her 64 oz. tennis water jug. The water actually had a forced cell phone Amber Alert. Needless to say, she isn’t going far from home today. Amy recaps the Nelly concert after the Twins game. You can always count on Nelly! Amy can’t say a picture of the pitcher. Try it…it’s tough. Maya went to Summerfest in Milwaukee on the 4th of July. She’s never done something so not her. Long story short—she kicks it off with an interesting Uber ride, checks into a beautiful, haunted hotel, and dives headfirst into concerts at Milwaukee’s Summerfest. Maya does festival math. The lineup is stacked…Everclear, Oates (of Hall & Oats), Chicago, Frost Children, a random cover band, and Fountains of Wayne. Oates' arrangement of the song Maneater is wild! Why are people waiting in the world’s longest line for lemonade?!?!? Turns out Maya’s demographic is still old men. They love to talk to a "young gal". Also, we just want to have a hot dog at a festival, for Pete’s sake! After a lifetime of accommodating everyone, Amy finally puts her foot down and advocates for herself! Public Service Announcement: Just Listen to Chelsea Handler’s Book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. It’s a love letter to every woman. Finally, bring back the free summer concerts!

Amy went to Florida…AGAIN! She captained her own boat! Maya’s sister Melissa scored tickets to Dolly Parton’s residency in Las Vegas. DOLLY! Maya is amazed at how amazing Susan Sarandon looks in the movie Nonnas. Amy has a new dog sitter, Roger. It’s complicated. Highlight? Butt dial from Roger! The ladies review their lives in dog years. Just a reminder, Maya isn’t sentimental. Amy raw-dogs cable on vacation, and it was awful. Amy isn’t having The Cornhole Championship. Cornhole doesn’t bring Maya joy. Gen Z is not ok…but were we ok at that age? Maya reviews Chelsea Handler’s new book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. Chelsea Handler…Can We Be Friends? Approved/Denied: Bare Beating. Also, a canceled flight isn’t the end of the world.

Maya has a Hollywood Chrises mix-up disclaimer up top. Then, the ladies kick off the ep. with a tribute to Regulate by Warren G. Amy is going to Florida AGAIN. Amy is constantly in Florida. Also…a woman can’t be president!?!?! Who do you think makes all the decisions? Amy has a cat encounter at a Starbucks. Amy reviews the Miley Cyrus visual album Something Beautiful. Amy also reviews The Materialists. The ladies are literally talking about two different Chrises. Amy is not having Dakota Johnson. Summary: It’s not a romcom; it’s trying to be a drama, but there is nothing to be dramatic about. Also, leg lengthening surgery is a major plot point? Animal Report: Zebra loose in Tennessee. Approved/Denied: Jim Morrison’s stolen grave bust found after 37 years, Danish canned cheeseburger, and Spain fines you for peeing in the Ocean.

We kick off the ep. with garden talk. Why is growing shit so hard? Bury the lead…the ladies recap their epic trip to Boca Raton, FL for Boca’s 100th anniversary, featuring a concert with Fountains of Wayne and Weezer. Boca is the weirdest…the restaurants are basic but expensive, everything closes early, but the mayor is dope as hell. The hotel was amazing, and Anthony is the best. Hot tip…the city shuts down at 10 pm, except Cluck Face. BTW, Cluck Face is effing delicious. The Bocca socials could use some work. “We’re going to see Weezer in a park.” We had to do a deep dive on the Bocca Mayor’s socials. Spoiler Alert: The SOSS gals meet the mayor! Big ups to Mayor Scott Singer. Hit him up on IG @scottsingerusa. At the concert, there are snipers, a sound check, and a cute downtown. The Ladies have some advice about someone trying to be low-key shady about a unisex bathroom. The local weatherman introduces Fountains of Wayne as Fountains of Youth. Maya recounts her friend dying in the pandemic, and what it meant for this reunion. FOW plays with new members and kills it. Welcome to Fountains of Wayne, Max Collins from Eve 6! Well done, sir! The ladies go backstage to say hi. Then, Weezer! The costumes, the interstitials, and all the epic songs! The next day, Maya and Amy practice what Maya calls “hoteling”. Finally, Amy battles the hotel toilet.

It’s Mother’s Day, y’all. Amy chose the Restoration Hardware restaurant for her special birthday treat, and the sticker shock was epic. They have a lot of nerve! Maya reviews the restaurant Minari. The kimchi was the best she’s ever had! Amy’s son serendipitously calls during the pod to wish her a happy Mother’s Day! Concert Report: Last minute Beyonce, Cowboy Carter in L.A.!!!! The ladies devise a plan for leaving the Yacht Club Festival that avoids the end of festival chaos. Amy reviews a new ad by Degree deodorant. CROTCH, UNDERBOOB, AND BUTT! No thanks!

This week, the ladies ask is the show Mid-Century Modern the new Golden Girls? Maya confuses Family Ties and Family Matters. How? Remember when Alex was on speed? Maya defends Crispin Glover in all his weird glory. Amy and Maya are headed to Florida…AGAIN. Next stop, Boca Raton, the mouth of the rat, to see Weezer and Fountains of Wayne. P.S. this venue is giving music in the park. Amy goes to the NFL Draft party and gets a huge compliment from a little girl. Don’t sleep on the NFL garage sale. Amy helps a lost boy. Hot take…popsicles are not that great. A new vet implies Maya & Producer Tyler should murder their dog. Ummm, listen lady that dog is still trying to bang every day. Amy solves her own burglary. It’s actually pretty amazing.

This week, Amy has a bone to pick with “truck nuts”. Balls on a car? Come on! Tennis Report: Coaches, don’t bring your toddler to tennis. Concert Report: AC/DC is everything, and they never disappoint. Spoiler Alert: Amy breaks her own 5-second rule by retrieving a giant pretzel that hit the concert venue floor. Also, the concert fashion is so bad, Maya and Amy want to start a clothing consulting business for middle-aged people called Try Harder. The ladies discuss Coachella. Amy is loving Doechii. Animal Report or Approved/Denied: The de-extinction of Dire Wolves. Amy says, “Let ‘em loose…you made them”. Finally, the ladies drag the Como Zoo…again…for like the seventh time.

Taurus season is coming up! Taurus game recognizes Taurus game. Maya is finally going to turn that spare room into a dressing room. The only thing standing in the way is a dumb treadmill. Amy is championing this inside “she shed”. Amy wants to take Producer Tyler on a shopping spree. The ladies recap Morgan Wallen’s SNL history and recent beef. Morgan…you’re a problematic king. But also, do better. Maya is concerned. KQRS, the local “oldies classic rock” station, has changed its format to 90s rock, which are actually “oldies” now. Amy reviews the restaurant Yard House. They have a screen problem. She hates it, but will she go back? Of course. Maya sends a strongly worded satisfaction survey to the infamous Gas Light Inn. Amy practices some private investigation, and Maya thinks there is a fine line between research and stalking. Animal Report: A cautionary tail…Sea lions lose their minds. Amy reviews Will Smith’s new album. Spoiler Alert: She confesses that she thinks “it’s kinda good", also she's “so embarrassed”. Apparently, it’s approved?!?!? Amy reviews Anora and The Brutalist. Amy thinks it’s appropriately named. Approved/Denied: American Airlines has a new policy. Don’t eff with the gate agents.