The ladies kick off the ep. with Amy reminiscing about when her dad yelled, “God d*mnit you’re going to kill us all!”

Maya & Amy try to manifest a Kratom sponsor. Amy is back from skiing in Lake Tahoe. Maya asks the question, “Is it fun to ski in a blizzard?” and “What’s a powder apron?” Hot tip: stay on the green runs, kids. Amy reviews the outfit ChatGPT chose for her. Spoiler alert: She had to buy a new sick jacket on her trip. The ladies get deep into the Olympics. Let’s face it, some of these events are boring. Maya thinks there are too many people falling down. Amy wants to add “normies” to the Olympics. Amy doesn’t think curling is a sport. Maya spills the tea on the ski jumping crotch controversy. The gals recap the Quad God’s disastrous men’s skating final and the little buddy from Kazakhstan who had the best day of his life. We love this little buddy from Kazakhstan! Are they just showing Skeleton in slow motion just to see the butt jiggles? Amy confesses she doesn’t have a real ID, and her passport is expiring. P.S. ICE is still in Minneapolis, and we’ll believe they’re leaving when we see it. Don’t get it twisted, no one is more ready for an emergency than Amy. She will CPR you right on your mouth.

This week is an embarrassment of riches! The ‘Lympics (Amy’s pronunciation) and “The Big Game” overlap this week, and the ladies are here for it. They are all over the athletes’ fashion and swag, including Haiti’s opening ceremony outfits, the USA ladies’ eagle “blanket skirt”. Snoop is in the mix with his signature coverage of the games. Maya is obsessed with speed skater Erin Jackson. J.D. Vance gets booed. The Tongan greased-up guy is back, but unfortunately, he’s dry and wearing a shirt. We’re cheering for Korey and Cory, the curlers from Duluth! Amy thought the Quad God would have bigger quads. Lindsey Vonn crashes. ChatGPT helps Amy find a skiing outfit. Maya wants to watch The Cutting Edge again. IYKYK. Toe pick! Maya and Amy reminisce about 80s movies where an athletic underdog triumphs over poverty and local jerks. Amy gives a football update leading up to The Big Game. Maya mistakes fireworks from the Plymouth Fire & Ice Festival for combat noise. Maya and Amy imagine what kind of trouble they’ll get into when they are 80 and live together.

This week, explain if we didn’t laugh we’d be sobbing all the time. New segment: What did the government do to radicalize you or activate the resistance this week? Coming to you straight from Minneapolis. Amy’s arch nemesis Bovino got fired by the administration in shame from his job depriving people of their constitutional rights. Tom Morello of Rage Against The Machine fame came to town to give a protest concert at First Avenue with secret special guest The Boss, Bruce Springsteen. Amy and Maya didn’t get tickets. Maya explains the bizarre dual worlds they are living in. The Boss wrote a song for Minneapolis celebrating the resistance. P.S. Minneapolis is an impossible word to rhyme and that’s why you don’t hear a lot of songs about this town. Maya drives through an ICE operation, looses hope, then gets a great message from a friend. Local journalist Georgia Fort and national newsmaker Don Lemon are arrested for journalism. First amendment much? Maya has fond middle school memories of Habeas Corpus. Can we just go back to being fly-over country. Our favorite resistance song this week is about how someone in the administration is a “Bird-legged Ho”. Apparently, kids don’t drink out of the hose anymore. Maya reviews The Wrecking Crew starring friendly hunks Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa. Maya reviews Predator: Badlands. Amy explains a very specific Bad Bunny dance.

Amy and Maya talk about what’s really happening in Minneapolis and why they think the revolution started here. They recount the long laundry list of trauma, human rights violations, and the callous, murderous ICE occupation of one of the greatest cities on earth. They try to piece together the timeline in detail. Whatever you think is happening here, it’s worse than you can imagine. Their nervous systems are maxed with fear and unending hyper-vigilance. Maya is just trying not to get snatched off the street. They dissect the dissonance between trying to keep moving through life, trying to do their jobs, and keep on keepin on while a dystopian nightmare unfolds around them. Check on your friends and family in Minneapolis and if you want to help, call your Senators and Congresspeople and/or go to StandWithMinnesota.com. You can also donate to the Immigrant Law Center at ilcm.org.

It’s 2026. Is it a happy New Year? Maya reviews Avatar 3. Does anyone even remember what Sam Worthington actually looks like? Are Sam Worthington and Joel Edgerton the same person? And what’s with Train Dreams? Amy had to shut it off. Amy finally watched Magnolia per Maya’s suggestion. She loved it!!! Off topic…is Paul Walker the most mourned man in history? The ladies decide that Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell are the same guy now, and that they definitely don’t wear seatbelts. Putting Christmas away is depressing. The year of the Horse is here! Apparently, we’ve been in a bad pattern, but it’s really looking up for Taurus this year!

Amy, Maya, and Producer Tyler are all sick. Enjoy!

This episode is a real mixed bag. Amy wins the year’s best dressed at the office, and she’s only worked there for two months. This week brings very sad news for Amy’s family. Which brings us to the story of her trip to New York with a nine-year-old and an eleven-year-old. She really brings the 80s dad energy on this trip. Get ready for a full New York trip rant. Trials she endured on the trip: trying to explain religious reverence to a child, ordering food and drink no one ate or drank (You don’t like tomatoes? You ordered a BLT bitch!), a child getting stuck in a revolving door, a frostbitten toe, canceled flights, and helping her adult son with double pink eye 1000 miles away. Maya learns about Jelly Cats. Finally, thanks to canceled and delayed flights, Amy just barely makes it to a funeral on time, wearing dirty trip clothes.

Amy braves a blizzard to see Wicked For Good. Then she wandered her new house like a ghost from the Victorian age trying to motivate to unpack boxes. Maya is so over Avatar. How many of these is James Cameron going to make? Enough already! Amy reviews a rom-com she hasn’t seen. The ladies trade notes on Micheal Jackson movies. Maya reviews the Eddie Murphy documentary. Animal Report: The loneliest whale. Also, Did you know deep sea is the new space? Why are we still trying to send people’s bodies into space? Also, Amy changes her mind about possums.

Amy reviews a new food product. She also loves having modern appliances, but what is convection even for? Maya tips Amy to a new band, Maple’s Pet Dinosaur.