It’s Mother’s Day, y’all. Amy chose the Restoration Hardware restaurant for her special birthday treat, and the sticker shock was epic. They have a lot of nerve! Maya reviews the restaurant Minari. The kimchi was the best she’s ever had! Amy’s son serendipitously calls during the pod to wish her a happy Mother’s Day! Concert Report: Last minute Beyonce, Cowboy Carter in L.A.!!!! The ladies devise a plan for leaving the Yacht Club Festival that avoids the end of festival chaos. Amy reviews a new ad by Degree deodorant. CROTCH, UNDERBOOB, AND BUTT! No thanks!

This week, the ladies ask is the show Mid-Century Modern the new Golden Girls? Maya confuses Family Ties and Family Matters. How? Remember when Alex was on speed? Maya defends Crispin Glover in all his weird glory. Amy and Maya are headed to Florida…AGAIN. Next stop, Boca Raton, the mouth of the rat, to see Weezer and Fountains of Wayne. P.S. this venue is giving music in the park. Amy goes to the NFL Draft party and gets a huge compliment from a little girl. Don’t sleep on the NFL garage sale. Amy helps a lost boy. Hot take…popsicles are not that great. A new vet implies Maya & Producer Tyler should murder their dog. Ummm, listen lady that dog is still trying to bang every day. Amy solves her own burglary. It’s actually pretty amazing.

This week, Amy has a bone to pick with “truck nuts”. Balls on a car? Come on! Tennis Report: Coaches, don’t bring your toddler to tennis. Concert Report: AC/DC is everything, and they never disappoint. Spoiler Alert: Amy breaks her own 5-second rule by retrieving a giant pretzel that hit the concert venue floor. Also, the concert fashion is so bad, Maya and Amy want to start a clothing consulting business for middle-aged people called Try Harder. The ladies discuss Coachella. Amy is loving Doechii. Animal Report or Approved/Denied: The de-extinction of Dire Wolves. Amy says, “Let ‘em loose…you made them”. Finally, the ladies drag the Como Zoo…again…for like the seventh time.