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We've never been so deep into August. We talk about CJ's engagement to his long time girlfriend Kelly, a Philadelphia sports executive who does not wash his hands when he pees, whether Nick Sirianni would be a better option to coach the Sixers than Nick Nurse, what next offseason may look like if Embiid does not play but the team is better than we'd expect, what sport has the best playoff format, and bring back platonic relationship advice.

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We rank the Sixers by how much trade value they have, talk about the Phillies future without Zach Wheeler and potential MLB re-alignment, answer a listener question about selling high on Jared McCain, and project VJ Edgecombe’s rookie stats. Also, Spike shows Mike how to use a can opener both ways.

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