Episodes

  • Threats From The Third Row

    Threats From The Third Row
    Feb 4 2026
    A lot happens in this. Including being threatened by a bellend who claims to have bought a ticket to see me, being offered someones drive...and...you won't believe what happens at the very end of this podcast...stick around.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Strawberries

    Strawberries
    Feb 3 2026
    For the first time since I stole them strawberries in 2017, someone actually asked me about them. It's odd that no one has ever asked me about them before.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Nana's Yoghurt

    Nana's Yoghurt
    Feb 2 2026
    Have you ever eaten a yoghurt with someone else? Do youghurts make you cry? Why the hell are we talking about yoghurt?

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Saturday Night Children

    Saturday Night Children
    Feb 1 2026
    The dickhead club was out in full force tonight. Deary me. You know when someone does the pretend to order a pizza bit that they are desperate callers. Desperate!

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Russian Agents

    Russian Agents
    Jan 29 2026
    TikTok changes means I am getting some very weird calls and people get incredibly angry when challenged. We do find out if I am a Russian sleeper agent...or do we????

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Battle Zone

    Battle Zone
    Jan 28 2026
    A lazy afternoon turns into battling the feckless and feral.

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    27 mins
  • What would YOU ask a celebrity?

    What would YOU ask a celebrity?
    Jan 19 2026
    being famous is fun 97% of the time. I thought it would be nice to invite people on my show to ask me anything about being famous. Instead I was met with a barrage of foul mouthed abuse and disgusting sexual comments about fists and cats.

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Gav is a bellend

    Gav is a bellend
    Jan 19 2026
    We start and end with Gavster, a poor excuse of a man. When he is on the vibe is absolutely sucked out of existence. In between...well....it's a car crash.

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    1 hr and 48 mins