Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊

It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻

In the bowels of this podcastle you will find:

• The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last.
• An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲
• And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️

See you then, Listeroonis! 💖

Aloha,

Nan xoxo

*year may vary depending on timezone.

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Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨

It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉

At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo.

This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with:

• A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed)

• A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿

• Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢

• And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶

I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅

Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬
May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂

Aloha! 🌺
Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧

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Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪

It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️
I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️

This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:

🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!

🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)

🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣

🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth.

📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans.

Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶
To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available!

👅

Aloha,
Nan

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