Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮

It’s Nan here and I’m happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️.

Why has it taken so long to make a new episode?

• 🤔 Was it because we’ve been busy on tour? Nope.
• 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don’t think so...
• 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I’d subscribe 🍌

It’s definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧.

In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like:

• 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a “gallery” with no pictures… just something much smellier
• 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot.
• 📜 Rich’s Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling.

Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way.

Aloha,
Nan

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🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It’s Nan here. I’m tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I’d give you the gruesome details, but let’s just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺.

They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it’s not time machining...
...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥

BUT... some sad news:
📜 Rich’s Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY.

On the plus side:
🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!
(Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.)

As always:
📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits
You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha,
Nan 👋😎

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Aloha Listerooni,

It’s Nan here — or rather, it isn’t, because I’m currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I’ve been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀.

So while I’m away “unwinding” aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙.

In this episode:

• 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies)

• 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴)

• 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions

Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they’re sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice.

Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb:

“GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 🎶🌀

Nan 👋😎

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