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👑 When this all started, I crowned myself King as a joke — a guy with a mic, a trailer, and way too much confidence. But after a season full of laughs, lessons, and late nights in The Lair, this crown means something different now.

In this season finale, I’m looking back at the wild ride that was Season 1 of The King’s Court — from BBQs and elk hunts to faith, recovery, and family. It’s a toast to the people who built the Court beside me: my kids, my dad, my wife, my friends, and everyone who tuned in along the way.

This episode isn’t just a recap — it’s a thank-you. Because the real strength of the Court isn’t the crown… it’s the community.

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In the King’s Court, the crown isn’t the reward — it’s the reminder to keep showing up.

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👑 Every King needs a circle — the people who keep him grounded, challenge him, and help him grow.

In this episode, I’m talking about the two people who’ve shaped me the most: my dad and my wife. From learning the value of hard work and loyalty to understanding what real partnership looks like, this one’s about the people behind the crown — the ones who make the King better.

We’ll talk about lessons from family, marriage, and the moments that remind you leadership isn’t about power — it’s about presence.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

In the King’s Court, your crown shines brighter when those around you wear theirs proudly.

Because true strength isn’t in standing alone — it’s in standing alongside the people who lift you higher.

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👑 Every King’s story has a few chapters that don’t exactly make the history books.

In this episode, I’m cracking open some college-era chaos with my old friend Jason — the nights that started with “just one drink,” the questionable decisions that turned into legendary stories, and the lessons that somehow snuck in between the laughs.

From birthday parties to chili cook-offs, from cigars to whiskey before dinner (which the King has officially retired), this one’s about friendship, fun, and the kind of memories that still make you laugh years later.

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Because sometimes ruling the Court means knowing when to raise your glass… and when to hand over the keys.

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👑 Sometimes, belief isn’t about what you can see... it’s about what you feel.

In this episode, I open up about how losing my mom brought me back to the church, how faith and family kept me grounded, and why I think seeing isn't believing, but believing is seeing... just like in those Santa Claus movies we all grew up on.

This one’s not about religion — it’s about connection, purpose, and the quiet moments that remind us we’re not alone. Whether it’s faith, hope, or just trusting the process, it’s the reminder that sometimes you have to close your eyes to see clearly.

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👑 Every King needs a castle — but empires aren’t built overnight.

In this episode, I’m talking about what it really takes to build something that lasts... in business, in family, and in life. From concrete pours before sunrise to lessons learned the hard way on the jobsite, this one’s about leadership, loyalty, and learning to laugh when the plans fall apart.

You’ll hear stories from the field, reflections from the Lair, and the people who help keep the whole thing standing. Because behind every empire, there’s a crew — and in the King’s Court, no one builds alone.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, you don’t build alone — the empire rises on the strength of your crew.”

So grab your hard hat (or your headphones), and let’s get to work.

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👑 The Court isn’t always peaceful. Sometimes it’s an arena. In this episode, we dive into rivalries, trash talk, and the chaos of competition. From fantasy football disasters to family rivalries and showing livestock, competition always delivers the best stories.

Along the way, we’ll talk about what competition really teaches: humility, resilience, and how trash talk is just another form of love in the Court.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, you don’t have to win to belong, but you do have to play.”

Because the best part of competing isn’t the trophy, it’s the laughter, the bonding, and the bragging rights (even when you lose).

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👑 Not every story in the King’s Court happens in the woods or on the field. Some of the best ones start right here, around the BBQ, the campfire, or the kitchen table.

In this episode, I’m sharing my favorite BBQ wins (and fails), campfire nights where the stories grew antlers, and the lessons passed around the kitchen table. Food, fire, and fellowship are the glue that hold the Court together.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, the table is sacred. If you’ve got a seat, you’ve got a voice.”

Because at the King’s table, everyone has something to bring, whether it’s food, laughter, or just a good story.

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👑 The King may be recovering, but the hunt is always on. In this episode, I’m sharing two unforgettable elk hunts — one that came together, and one that got away... Ish.

From early mornings in the woods to the split-second decisions that define a hunt, these stories aren’t just about filling tags. They’re about patience, timing, and tradition — the lessons that carry from the field straight into everyday life.

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Because whether it’s in the hunt or in life, opportunities rarely knock twice.

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