• See You Next Year | Tue 12-23-25
    Dec 23 2025
    Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising “bad” kids, giving “bad” gifts. “Wife guys.” Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity?The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 ADNO MORE HAKE till Mon, Jan 5, 2026 AD — Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!🕰️ TIMESTAMPS🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️(0:00:00) Start(0:02:46) 🎶 “O Holy Night” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson(0:08:37) Hey, guys!(0:11:12) 💬 Supers 🎶 David Meece - One Small Child(0:15:18) 🎶 Gospel Train - David Meece(0:17:33) 💬 Supers: LYC(0:19:12) Coffee: Mike. Ego Is Real. Pilled: Shadilay(0:25:43) 🎥 Parental victimhood(0:33:33) 🗒️ “Wife guys” and JD Vance(0:41:57) Super: Mari, CrazyMotherDance(0:42:49) 📞 MIT, Australia: Xmas, Good Friday, Judas in purgatory, Alkaloids(0:51:14) Australians…(0:54:06) 📞 LUKA, IN, musician for Trump; chemtrails… soy, fluoride(0:58:42) LUKA: Deportations…(1:04:39) DLive(1:06:46) 💬 Popcorn: 3 kids stole a car 🎥 one kid borrowed parents’ car(1:19:40) 💬 Coffees: Cesar / Dr. Mike(1:22:50) 💬 Super: Drive against traffic(1:23:56) 📞 DAVID, TX: Merry Christmas. Thx.(1:25:05) 📞 JAIME, MN: Popcorn, Bolsheviks, diversity, radicals(1:34:18) JAIME: Catholics, s—cide, Augustine, Aquinas, City of God(1:37:01) 💬 Super: Pilled(1:38:01) 💬 Popcorn: weak to ban?(1:43:11) 📞 EDDIE, Kansas City, KS: Brown Christian(1:44:51) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA… A merry heart. Govt shutdown? Health insurance.(1:49:56) 📞 ALEX, CA: Merry Christmas, s/o Dylann R. Joe.(1:50:44) 🎶 Jake Husdon’s AI Country Rap about The Hake Report🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/23/hake-tue-12-23-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/23/jlp-tue-12-23-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • It's Warmer in Jail | Mon 12-22-25
    Dec 22 2025

    Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump’s EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist “false prophet”?!

    The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer, Last two days, 💬 Super…

    (0:04:38) Hey, guys!

    (0:05:50) 💬 Super: Greggatron

    (0:07:58) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Marvin Gaye. Court. PDF. Juvie.

    (0:16:06) MICHAEL: Convenience store chase, crime, litter. House arrest.

    (0:25:30) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 EEOC for white men

    (0:31:24) 🎥 Popcorn: Church joke

    (0:35:27) 💬 Coffee: BasedAF

    (0:39:25) 💬 Coffee: Sion … LYC

    (0:48:24) Reddit … Trump pic from Epstein files

    (0:50:28) 🎥 Reddit/YT: Dad’s Place pastor guilty housing homeless

    (0:58:51) Govt is not the answer

    (1:00:23) 📞 REMIR, Vegas, 1st: S—cide, Judas went to heaven?

    (1:07:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Church fire hazard: Keep watch!

    (1:11:38) W 7: Gundam, Ultra Man; Bryan, OH. Shoutouts

    (1:15:33) 💬 Super: Rumble on LYC

    (1:18:00) 📞 ROBERT, KS: FE or H—

    (1:26:47) 💬 Coffee: Trump not PDF

    (1:27:35) 💬 Popcorn… street justice rant…

    (1:33:21) 💬 Super: Greggatron, bigger lie of anger, pride, ego

    (1:34:52) 💬 Cesar

    (1:37:29) Fraud in govt welfare programs

    (1:41:47) 📞 DEBORAH, CA: Narrow, Deceive even the elect

    (1:50:36) 🚫 RICK, VA, not there!

    (1:50:51) 📞 NICK, WA: Judging Jesse. Narcissism.

    (1:53:23) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/22/hake-mon-12-22-25

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Pilgrim's Christmas | Fri 12-19-25
    Dec 19 2025

    Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds!

    The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:02:19) 🎶 Intro

    (0:05:21) Super: Walking Rosco

    (0:08:11) 📞 ART, OH… not sure what he’s talking about. OH, Allen from MI

    (0:12:42) ART: Michigan Coach Sherrone Brown

    (0:15:52) ART: Kaitlan Collins … Brown University incident

    (0:23:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Reading James

    (0:25:39) RONNIE: Ohio…

    (0:26:22) RONNIE: Trump on MJ…

    (0:34:39) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Art, Reading

    (0:36:59) ALLEN: Fear for obedience

    (0:37:33) ALLEN: Christmas disagreement; Pope John Paul I; Biblical takedowns

    (0:47:28) ALLEN: Celebrate Christmas? A Pilgrim Christmas. ;)

    (0:49:20) ALLEN: Pilgrims’ communism: William Bradford. Work, Quiet Quitting, Taxes, Land

    (0:57:19) Music would be nice

    (0:58:06) 🎶 “I Wonder as I Wander” - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson

    (1:01:18) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Space denial and pictures

    (1:25:40) ROB: Sun in clouds drawing…

    (1:35:25) ROB: Stars in the P1000 … Blue Ice Firmament

    (1:40:15) 💬 Popcorn for celery pickers on IG

    (1:46:17) 💬 Coffee: Lori OK with or without Xmas

    (1:48:22) 💬 Coffee: Boring!

    (1:51:50) 🎥 This ticks me right off! Barbara replaces Robert!

    (1:52:53) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/19/hake-fri-12-19-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

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  • Low-Trust Culture Infecting America | Thu 12-18-25
    Dec 18 2025

    Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture!

    The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! “Not All” JLP tee

    (0:06:44) 📞 MIKE, CA: Thx. Wanting to impress. Family. Armenians.

    (0:23:05) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: We are not victims. commence par avoir des enfants

    (0:34:57) MICHAEL, Trump credit?

    (0:37:21) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Ivory Coast, Africa; Queen Harriet

    (0:46:47) MAZE on riots and stuff, Trump pardons…

    (0:54:14) MAZE: I don’t hate people. Epstein.

    (0:59:13) 💬 Coffee: Greggatron

    (1:00:41) 💬 Popcorn: WH Walk of Fame

    (1:09:36) 💬 Supers: Cesar, Terri… chat shoutouts

    (1:12:29) 📞 ALLEN, MI: No s— before marriage! Telegony

    (1:19:56) Telegony… per Google AI

    (1:21:14) Border Patrol per CNN

    (1:25:34) 🖼️ Galaxy frogs

    (1:27:32) Leo didn’t watch Titanic

    (1:28:50) 🗒️ Shoplifting, Return Fraud…

    (1:35:59) Anchor Baby, WWF / WWE

    (1:38:02) Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua

    (1:43:09) 💬 Popcorn… Trump truth, Punchie TV

    (1:48:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Trump economy

    (1:53:30) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/18/hake-thu-12-18-25

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  • Everyone's Mom | Wed 12-17-25
    Dec 17 2025
    Australia’s “North Star”? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. “Epstein” accuser calls-in! Caller doesn’t like caller’s attitude.The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 17, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:43) Hey, guys!(0:05:03) 🖼️ Polaris, Southern Cross(0:11:51) 🗣️ Steve Kerr talking after Brown incident(0:21:40) Malcolm Kerr died!(0:23:30) 💬 Super: Bigg Bump on disingenuous Maze?(0:25:52) 💬 Super: Australian Milky Way, 18-hour flight from Germany?!(0:27:13) Nuclear power scare and proper maintenance(0:30:43) 💬 Super: Malcolm Kerr award, Brown suspect loose, “Free Luigi”(0:34:01) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Islam in schools.(0:37:26) ANTHONY: FreeWillfull: Christianity, Islam(0:40:35) ANTHONY: Mutual G— in Gaza-Israel?(0:43:05) ANTHONY: We believe in Jesus: His return? Break cross, slay pig?(0:47:08) ANTHONY…(0:50:58) ANTHONY: Bondi Beach incident(0:54:45) Ahmed per AP(1:00:07) 💬 Coffee: JC(1:01:13) 💬 Coffee: Cesar(1:01:57) 💬 Popcorn on thoughts, emotions(1:07:46) 💬 Super: Roscoe / Art(1:08:44) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Isaiah 55, Jeremiah 29, discipline of children(1:12:01) W 7: Coptic Church, Greek Orthodox, denominations(1:15:59) W 7: Pigs vs sheep vs vultures, the spirit in these animals(1:19:11) 📞 TONY, CA: can’t wait Epstein files release(1:25:52) 📞 JEFF, LA: Who’s gonna pay for it?(1:28:06) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nothing there. Dallas, Mexico. WA Floods.(1:31:38) W III: Africa(1:34:46) 🎥 WA floods(1:38:03) 🖼️ Don Jr. engaged again!(1:41:40) 📞 JAIME, MN: FreeWillfull: Basic food? Not the wealthiest. Most debt.(1:46:46) JAIME: Good money after bad. Cut Social Services.(1:51:58) 📞 JOHN, KY: I don’t like William’s energy, a d— word(1:55:34) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/17/hake-wed-12-17-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/17/jlp-wed-12-17-25🥊 HAKE PUNCHIE BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/12/17/wed-12-17-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • 'Speaking the Truth in Love' | Tue 12-16-25
    Dec 16 2025
    More reaction to President Trump’s Truth Social “Truth” on the late, great Rob Reiner. Also: That small Israeli child did NOT spit upon Brandon Tatum!The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 16, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:52) Moose antlers, furry?(0:02:33) Rob Reiner vs Trump(0:04:30) Hey, guys! Hake tee. 🗒️ Jewish people divided…(0:10:35) 🎥 Aw, Charlie Kirk(0:20:54) Brandon Tatum in Israel(0:27:38) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Hanukkah.(0:30:54) ZENNY: Qatar, Tucker, Saudis(0:32:37) ZENNY: Trump response to Rob Reiner(0:39:56) ZENNY: Jesse, if you don’t go to Israel(0:40:54) ZENNY: Client moving to Israel; camaraderie with fellow Jewish man(0:44:04) ZENNY: Trump’s pick for combating antisemitism: Social algo, Textbooks … Freedom(0:47:31) ZENNY: RIP(0:50:46) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Gabriel, Mike(0:53:15) Coffee: Chris(0:55:02) Popcorn 🎥 NJF on DJT on Rob Reiner(1:03:07) 🎥 Rob Reiner compilation form TikTok … Trump, NJF(1:07:57) 💬 Coffees: Cesar(1:12:43) Super: LYC(1:13:52) 📞 KEN, IL: FreeWillfull would not be loved by them. Letting starve?(1:20:15) KEN: Trump Truth on Rob Reiner(1:21:51) Catch Anchor Baby, shoutout chat(1:24:34) Coffees: Chris on Free Willy in the black community?(1:27:51) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Viral liberal robbery on stolen land(1:31:52) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Costly riots, Reparations, Tell the truth, Blessed(1:39:56) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: That caller don’t know.(1:44:05) MAZE: Most don’t see reality. Cartoon… Black and white Americans(1:48:52) MAZE: Dictionary, words, meanings change. Africans.(1:51:50) MAZE: Bigg Bump, Tuskegee Experiment(1:53:50) … Closing🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/16/hake-tue-12-16-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/16/jlp-tue-12-16-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • Gone Too Soon | Mon 12-15-25
    Dec 15 2025
    Terrible incidents in Australia, Brown U., and Brentwood: Rob Reiner and his wife! What’s wrong with us? Emotional. Trump’s “classless” Truth?The Hake Report, Monday, December 15, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer(0:01:49) 🗣️ News…(0:06:46) Hey, guys!(0:08:17) 🗣️ Rob Reiner(0:17:27) Rob Reiner’s TDS, liberalism(0:20:32) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Terrible incidents… What’s wrong with ‘em?(0:23:19) 🗣️ Emotional people(0:29:38) Liberal towns…(0:31:28) 🚫 WILLIAM III not there!(0:31:46) 📞 ART, OH: 300, Greeks, love yet can’t fight(0:35:45) ART: Judgment: “Not judging” times(0:40:53) ART: Rob Reiner(0:44:54) 🗒️ Rob Reiner, 78, son Nick arrested(0:46:01) 🗒️ Hanukkah - or Chanukah explanation(0:55:39) Adam Sandler?(0:56:50) 📞 JOHN, D.C., How will the world end?(0:59:42) 📞 WILLIAM III: Flooding, rain; beaches(1:01:51) W III: guest Freewill; subsidizing failure.(1:04:22) W III: generational wealth is good parents(1:05:21) W III: Steve’n cherrypicking! Victims…(1:08:11) W III: Paying mortgage with subsidies…(1:09:12) 🗣️ Communism(1:11:21) Talk… (Gene Simmons)(1:13:09) 🎥 Coffees: Greggatraon(1:15:42) 💬 Coffee: Mike… Sion…(1:17:26) Coffees: Cesar… Chris… Ecclesiastes… Eric(1:22:11) 🎥 Popcorn: Boat strike Trump contradiction?(1:25:59) 💬 Coffees: Ego is real: Erika, Candace(1:27:11) Coffees: Cesar about Friday(1:28:19) 🗒️ Popcorn, Massie, MTG on Trump on Reiner(1:36:12) 💬 Coffee: Gene Simmons!(1:37:54) Supers: Greggatron JLP impression(1:39:23) Super: LYC(1:46:17) 🗞️ DoorDash pepper spray thing(1:47:58) American Anchor Baby(1:48:53) 📞 GREG, NY: Epic reps.(1:51:29) 📞 MAZE, OH: Do they have white crime? W—r. CWP’s.(1:53:00) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Buy silver (I disclaim)(1:53:32) Outro — WOMEN’S FORUM Thurs🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/15/hake-mon-12-15-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/15/jlp-mon-12-15-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • Should We Not Let People Starve? FreeWillfull vs Hake | Fri 12-12-25
    Dec 12 2025
    GUEST: FreeWillfull (William) joined Hake on Modern-Day Debate on Trump vs Kamala. Is racism dying? Should we promote equity and not let people starve?The Hake Report, Friday, December 12, 2025 ADLINK: Subscribe to FreeWillfull on YouTube https://youtube.com/@FreeWillfull SEE MODERN-DAY DEBATE POST ON HAKE APPEARANCES (on Hake’s website or Substack) 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️(0:00:00) Start(0:02:33) … Hey, guys!(0:05:30) Talk(0:05:53) 🗣️ GUEST: William, FreeWillfull(0:07:48) Kamala? Really? 3rd term?(0:10:28) Modern-Day Debate, Save us from Trump? Hake LOVES Trump(0:13:25) Dangerous not to admit you’re wrong? Humble?(0:19:07) Aristotle: I know nothing.(0:21:19) Israel-Palestine(0:25:21) Christians been there, done that… Loving God vs warring God(0:31:38) Heaven and Hell…(0:32:59) Not lukewarm… Tribal… Why empathy? War and crime(0:37:29) Trump policies and diversity-ridden America(0:40:10) Diversity will win… South Africa? Colonizing was embracing…(0:45:00) Integration? Investment… Equity? Rich and poor…(0:54:43) Racism… Education… Parents… Don’t give poor money but resources.(1:00:10) Forced to work, Black Mirror, dystopian… Misery, work to live… Parents.(1:05:41) 🗣️ FreeWillfull on YouTube, physics, debated Witsit on FE(1:08:08) 📞 AL, AR: “Mama” Canada, black culture: Responsibility(1:11:46) AL: Shockley vs Welsing debate; It’s a choice… Cut off the spigot…(1:15:45) AL: Children suffer sins of parents… Don’t let people starve.(1:17:51) AL: American history… Commie Capitalism.(1:21:15) AL: My experience after moving to Irvine(1:21:57) 🗣️ Racism is more from who? Bad both ways…(1:25:58) … PDF vs racism(1:30:02) Racism vs evil… misjudgment… Holding your purse close: Risk assessment(1:35:17) William’s story on hiring… Why were black Americans less well-off?(1:40:01) 📞 KEN, IL… phone drops… One data point.(1:42:42) 📞 JOHN, Houston: End of society? Of human life? Empowering? Mama spirit(1:46:52) Disempowering(1:48:05) 💬 Supers with FreeWillfull … SORRY, CALLS and SUPPORTERS!(1:52:57) Closing with FreeWillfull🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/12/hake-fri-12-12-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/12/jlp-fri-12-12-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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