Episodes

  • You hate more than you love | Fri 9-5-25

    You hate more than you love | Fri 9-5-25
    Sep 5 2025
    Hake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent!The Hake Report, Friday, September 5, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:08) Intro* (0:03:50) Hake News…* (0:32:59) BRANDI, HI: Necrotizing Fasciitis, tore apart my guts* (0:41:00) MARK, Los Angeles: Epstein "victims"* (0:51:20) ALLEN, MI: Mark, you can't speculate* (0:56:00) ALLEN: "Where there's smoke, there's fire"; Mama, "children"* (1:04:02) Coffees…* (1:15:59) Very popular DC Mayor Muriel Bowser: Trump, Scott Adams* (1:21:23) Hebrews 6: 4-6, putting Christ back on the cross* (1:24:35) Rumble Rant…* (1:26:04) WILLIAM III, CA: Kids abandoned before the crime; teens* (1:39:40) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Kid missed his bus to fight me… Epstein violent?* (1:44:36) MAZE, Dayton, OH: PDFs* (1:48:38) TERRI, OR: TradWife what's a traditional wife?* (1:54:17) Closing Priority: Haden, Rick, etc…BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/5/hake-fri-9-5-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/5/jlp-fri-9-5-25–VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictCall Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showJLP Network - Nick - Punchie - Fallen State - ChurchThe Hake Report does not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only.HAKE NOTES | Fri 9-5-25HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Fri 9-5-25)🗞️ News 1: Ban politicians from trading stocks? // US State Dept sanctions Palestinian “human rights” groups colluding (Hake’s word, maybe inaccurate) with ICC against Israel // Trump may send Nat'l Guard to New Orleans instead of Chicago and Baltimore after pushback by lib mayors-governors //📰 News 2: Gun ban for transgenders, DOJ weighing // “Gerrymandering” in CA, TX? // TX flood bill for the Christian camp victims // Caitlin Clark out for the WNBA season, injured // Angry Philly Eagles USA football player Jalen Carter allegedly spit at a Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott and got in his face //MORE NEWS… 800-percent increase in flesh-eating bacteria cases on East Coast from 1988-2018, per CDC! (is that due to population increase or increased presence of bacteria??! Scary! Are you scared?) // Liberal UK tourist quote against Trump’s real America, avoiding America, going rather to Korea and Japan // Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • I like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25

    I like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25
    Sep 4 2025

    Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals."

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Going off on "Epstein survivors"/simps, Disclaimer

    * (0:09:39) You think you care…

    * (0:11:56) Hey, guys!

    * (0:15:30) MARILYN, FL: "I'm God." Wise Latina

    * (0:24:48) DAVID, FL: Getting rid of Satan

    * (0:27:04) DAVID: Deja vu, '79 Rams vs Bucs; Sleep paralysis

    * (0:31:32) DAVID, judging God: Virginia Giuffre, Evil, shooting, wife left

    * (0:37:22) DAVID: Epstein "survivors"? Women take men down!

    * (0:42:05) Judging women's bodies between 1 or 0 to 10

    * (0:43:35) MIT, Australia: Men have as many ribs as women, Mandela effect

    * (0:55:09) Coffees

    * (0:58:36) Coffee: Popcorn, Mama Trump nationalizing local police?

    * (1:04:10) Lib CDC vs HHS Sec RFK Jr.

    * (1:15:55) Popular Muriel Bowser, per Trump

    * (1:17:44) JERMAINE, Canada: John the Baptist

    * (1:20:17) JERMAINE: "Epstein victims" all about women, a whole lot of nothing

    * (1:29:24) JERMAINE: JLP's "spiritual" BQ

    * (1:31:48) ALEX, CA: Smooth intro? Comedians are liberals.

    * (1:40:11) Coffees… Tech issues, windows keep minimizing!

    * (1:42:30) WILLIAM III: Blacker than Black Coffee; Don't shoot the coyote

    * (1:46:13) W III: Muriel Bowser popular cuz she caved! DC looking better

    * (1:50:33) W III: Trump took out a boat

    * (1:53:25) Can't take Maze, etc. Bye!

    The Hake Report, Thursday, September 4, 2025 AD — Men's Forum TONIGHT

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/4/hake-thu-9-4-25

    PODCAST / Substack

    HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/4/jlp-thu-9-4-25

    VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)

    PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    Hake live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) 888-775-3773 https://thehakereport.com

    The Hake Report does not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only.



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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 'Survivor' is a woman word | Wed 9-3-25

    'Survivor' is a woman word | Wed 9-3-25
    Sep 3 2025
    "Epstein survivors" make Nancy Mace cry. Steph Curry's wife, a "party" type of Christian. Atheist-raised thoughts on Christianity. I distrust the gov't AND corp's.TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:18) Hey, guys!* (0:05:11) Trump vs Tren de Aragua and Court* (0:11:58) China and CNN vs Trump in world* (0:15:16) Epstein "survivors"/victims* (0:22:44) Other news too…* (0:23:00) Nancy Maze drama over "survivors," accusers* (0:29:02) WILLIAM 7, CA: JLP's BQ, "spiritual," Competitor vs Contemporary* (0:37:16) JERMAINE, Canada: Steph Curry's wife Ayesha, "Christians" partying* (0:52:42) Coffees: BC/AD* (1:00:19) ALEX, TX: Double-minded in thoughts, duality vs single-minded, No Satan?* (1:27:07) BRANDI, HI: Visions in prayer? Déjà vu?* (1:35:56) Chat shoutouts, Coffees…* (1:40:45) Anti–RFK Jr. HHS employees revolt in letter* (1:46:45) Google judge lets them slide easy?* (1:51:51) Climate .gov woman yappingThe Hake Report, Wednesday, September 3, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/3/hake-wed-9-3-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/3/jlp-wed-9-3-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Rashida cussing again | Tue 9-2-25

    Rashida cussing again | Tue 9-2-25
    Sep 2 2025
    WARNING: Rashida Tlaib cusses again. (No bleep.) Biden-Obama-Taliban mess in Afghanistan. Fun callers but with personal attacks. Is crime up or down with aborsh?TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:21) Hey, guys!* (0:04:34) Coffees… Devilish music? Get a Job highlight* (0:11:37) JERMAINE, Canada: Rashida Tlaib, illegal gf, spiritual issues* (0:25:20) MARK, L.A.: Rashida, Sparkle* (0:28:15) MARK: JB Stoner clip 1972, US Senate* (0:32:20) News… Afghanistan, Biden-Obama botched, aid* (0:42:16) Like South Africa! More news… Sudan* (0:43:34) Trump questions vaxx! CDC SJW drama* (0:53:33) WILLIAM III: C—ns, Venezuela, Chicago needs Trump* (1:06:44) News… Chicago, Mass shootings, Amy Barrett* (1:14:59) RBG feminist equality* (1:16:37) Less aborsh, less crime?* (1:23:40) Don't ding-door ditch! And don't defend your house!* (1:26:06) STEVE'N, MD: Fascist 30s… Get you a good woman* (1:42:05) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Black Republicans; War; Clarence Thomas* (1:52:05) Chat shoutouts* (1:53:19) Obama “Labor Day”… Bernie Sanders takedown by Cernovich* (1:54:24) Adios, AmericaThe Hake Report, Tuesday, September 2, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/2/hake-tue-9-2-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/2/jlp-tue-9-2-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Don't be indiscriminate! | Mon 9-1-25

    Don't be indiscriminate! | Mon 9-1-25
    Sep 1 2025
    Woody Allen and Bill Maher like Trump! Calls and Coffees: Accusers! Discrimination! People in their heads! Slavery was NOT on its way out in the USA!The Hake Report, Monday, September 1, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:44) Hey, guys!* (0:06:12) Coffees: Banana Cream, Steve'n* (0:08:59) Hake News…* (0:13:15) Woody Allen, Bill Maher, on Trump* (0:23:55) JERMAINE, Canada: Labor Day* (0:26:20) JERMAINE: Veronika Rodriguez, military base* (0:33:51) JERMAINE: Goggins' daughter* (0:38:02) Coffee: Discrimination, race doesn't matter?* (0:45:37) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Catholic school, Prison stats,* (1:05:56) RICK, Hampton, VA: Steven, Maze, wallet stolen story; History propaganda* (1:14:58) ALEX, CA: Backup yr work; Rabbit hole: 764, Order 9 Angles; If racism, no equality* (1:26:25) Coffees, NightwaveRadio* (1:33:06) Coffees: Popcorn… and more* (1:37:16) Story of actor friends, and people having no clue* (1:41:23) DANIEL, TX: Slavery was on its way out? No actually…* (1:51:52) DANIEL: Sam Houston pro-slavery, Texas* (1:53:56) PeaceBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/1/hake-mon-9-1-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/1/jlp-mon-9-1-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Feelings don't care about your facts | Fri 8-29-25

    Feelings don't care about your facts | Fri 8-29-25
    Aug 29 2025
    Calls: Suspect was lost. Shedding light on anger. Last weekday of Men's History! The lawless accuse Trump of lawlessness!The Hake Report, Friday, August 29, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:06) Super: Diesel* (0:05:55) Hey, guys!* (0:07:47) MICHAEL, Canada: MN messages, Lost suspect* (0:21:02) MICHAEL: N–zi, Bruce, Jackie* (0:23:40) ALEX, CA: Anger, female-spirit, lib, conscious, endure & overcome* (0:27:27) ALEX: The real whites, Italians, Irish, but also "normal" whites* (0:32:08) ALEX: Pontius Pilate, Don Frye* (0:35:03) WILLIAM III, CA: MHM… SpaceX launch* (0:43:47) W III: crime… Rick: Democrat cities … CA was red… Catholics* (0:53:23) W III: Tennis women* (0:55:21) Teespring banana cream tee* (0:59:04) Coffee / chat shoutouts* (1:03:57) KENT, OK, 1st: JLP on shortwave* (1:10:36) Hake News* (1:22:45) More News* (1:32:10) JERMAINE, Canada: MHM shoutout* (1:34:01) Shoutouts or something* (1:35:31) Coffees… MHM, Anthony, Hebrews 1, Jesus* (1:44:00) STEVE'N, MD: C—ns… Mark's wrong… My late wife* (1:53:43) OutroBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/8/29/the-hake-report-fri-8-29-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/8/29/jlp-fri-8-29-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Nobody's about the Truth | Thu 8-28-25

    Nobody's about the Truth | Thu 8-28-25
    Aug 28 2025
    "Let God be true, and every man a liar." CDC firing. MN Catholic school. "S— Education." Men's History heroes, businessmen. "Trinity" callers.The Hake Report, Thursday, August 27, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:09) Aborsh Q* (0:05:32) Hey, guys!* (0:07:08) CDC drama* (0:15:57) Minnesota Catholic church shooting, Wikipedia* (0:27:47) School principle* (0:33:58) News… Wars* (0:36:56) Sex Ed depoliticization* (0:41:45) DEI going undercover* (0:45:29) No name-dropping OK?* (0:45:46) TERRI, OR: Tom Peterson, Men's History* (0:54:55) Review…* (0:55:55) MEADE, VA: "Trinity" as God* (1:05:28) MEADE: "Hipsters"* (1:14:12) TONY, CA: Shootings* (1:25:29) JERMAINE, Canada: MN suspect* (1:32:35) JERMAINE: Lies on lies on lies* (1:34:18) ANTHONY, SoCal, MHM: 47 so diplomatic! Worried about what's next* (1:41:02) ANTHONY: Meade, Hebrews 1: 8, the Father calls Jesus God…?* (1:47:16) Coffees…BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/8/28/thenbsphakenbspreport-thu-8-28-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/8/28/jlp-thu-8-28-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • To this day! | Wed 8-27-25

    To this day! | Wed 8-27-25
    Aug 27 2025
    Art, music — from "daemons"? Men's History: Dana White, James Madison, "To this day!" Scottish teen girl with knife and ax, Lisa Cook firing: Justified.The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 27, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:09:53) Hey, guys! Hake la la la tee* (0:11:37) BJ, North TX, 1st: Libs in art: Jason and the Argonauts, spiritual battle* (0:19:00) BJ: MHM: Dana White, fighting, BJ's Scots-Irish* (0:25:44) MARK, L.A.: Shiloh Hendrix charged? Black gals* (0:29:45) MARK: Minneapolis shooting, the* (0:35:14) MARK: Raja Jackson; black callers, justice system stats* (0:38:29) Coffee: Greggatron: To this day* (0:45:52) Coffee: Popcorn: Slavery negotiations* (0:55:49) Audio complaints. Stable Volume off?* (0:58:14) JERMAINE, Canada: Scottish teen Dundee, knife and ax* (1:07:19) JERMAINE: James Bond* (1:11:03) Anchor Baby, Punchie TV, innocence lost* (1:15:58) DC police chief woman singing "terribly"* (1:20:53) Minneapolis Catholic school shooting* (1:26:04) Newsom Babylon Bee satire, and funding crime, homelessness* (1:29:26) Coffee: BasedAF MHM: James Madison vs Democracy* (1:32:21) Coffee: Cornpop: Aborsh/Work… No Hake Music* (1:37:39) Coffee: Carl Jung* (1:40:00) Coffee: Popcorn: Lisa Cook firing, Trump targeting?* (1:48:22) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Quaaludes history; MHM: Lance Alworth* (1:52:57) RICK, VA: Lisa Cook firingBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/8/27/thenbsphakenbspreport-wed-8-27-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/8/27/jlp-wed-8-27-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins