Episodes

  • Our Future President | Tue 11-4-25

    Our Future President | Tue 11-4-25
    Nov 4 2025
    Rescue story: Thank cops! Good societies treat J’s well! Nick would! Calls: Elections, voting for women, and the peaceful religion in the West!The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 4, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP shop tee(0:05:59) 💰 Super: Hake’s search and rescue story(0:14:46) 🗒️ Cops thanked(0:16:05) 🗒️ Election Day(0:20:12) Gerrymandering … NO on 50(0:24:38) 📞 ABIGAIL, CO, 1st: NO Xmas gifts for bad 10yo daughter?(0:39:21) How Jewish community is treated(0:49:00) Relax anti- Tucker – Our Future President haters(0:54:33) 📞 JERMAINE, CA, Jamaica, rich vs plebs(0:59:21) JERMAINE: Virginia governesses(1:01:30) 📞 RICK, VA: Will your girl win?(1:03:28) RICK: Don’t vote for women?(1:06:36) RICK: Dick Cheney, kids’ liberal lifestyles(1:08:58) RICK: Pot is worse than alcohol(1:11:06) RICK: Trump not for Winsome ?(1:12:49) RICK: Reproductive rights and healthcare(1:16:07) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Obama: No on 50. Islamophobia Awareness November(1:21:44) ANTHONY: Coverups and denial … Peaceful religion. Note to self: Say yes.(1:24:52) ANTHONY: Islamophobia, reading; Coptic Christians in Egypt(1:28:45) ANTHONY: Dad given a Muslim name, had dogs, learned Quranic Arabic(1:31:12) ANTHONY: Coptic priest with Al Qaeda bounty on head(1:34:44) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Advice for mother of 10yo girl(1:44:13) DAVID: Michelle Obama, Dick Cheney disaster, Deerborn(1:46:44) 📞 JOEL, FL, 1st: Immigrants…(1:50:12) JOEL, Puerto Rican surfer: wooden boats every day!(1:53:45) Outro: Remiss on Supers…!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/4/hake-tue-11-4-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/4/jlp-tue-11-4-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Relax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25

    Relax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25
    Nov 3 2025
    They’re overreacting to my competitors! Kim K denies moon landing. Nicki Minaj thanks Trump. Culture of stealing! Jesus is-vs-isn’t God callers.The Hake Report, Monday, November 3, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:24) 🗒️ Sorry for saying anyway(0:02:34) 🗒️ My competitors catching hate(0:06:11) 🎶 Hey, guys!(0:09:02) 🎥 Kim K denies moon landing?(0:16:19) 🗒️ Afghanistan quake, Blue Mosque(0:21:15) 🗒️ Sanae Takaichi wanna meet with Kim Jong Un: Abductees(0:28:20) 📞 ART, OH: UK Muslims and LGBT(0:32:15) ART: Bill Gates and climate… getting a pat on the back from the left(0:34:09) ART: Humility and EBT; Ilhan Omar vs ICE(0:37:29) 🗒️ Ilhan Omar vs Trump(0:38:51) 🗒️ Nicki Minaj on Christians in Nigeria(0:46:14) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: William 7; “Jesus is God” disagreement(0:56:41) ANTHONY: Any truth without the Bible? Solipsism, knowing(1:00:10) 📞 📞 WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, Coptic Orthodox(1:04:00) W7 vs ANTHONY: Word became flesh?(1:09:21) 📞 ALEX, CA: King. Civilization vs Theft. SNAP snapping?(1:16:59) ALEX: Deep-voiced woman?(1:18:14) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Robot-y voice? “Jesus isn’t God.” Dispute.(1:23:39) KEVIN: Church problem re: Scriptures.(1:26:31) 💰 Super: Csal, their race?(1:29:35) Coffees: Mike(1:32:46) Coffees: BasedAF(1:35:35) Coffees: Cesar(1:38:15) Ko-Fi: Lamb(1:39:44) 🎥 Hedgehog video…(1:40:17) 📞 HADEN, TX: JB Pritzker a billionaire(1:44:20) HADEN: Self-deportation(1:47:12) HADEN: Fuentes-Carlson interview and overreaction, hate(1:53:25) 📞 STEVE’N, MD, ttyl!(1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/3/hake-mon-11-3-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/3/jlp-mon-11-3-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25

    Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25
    Oct 31 2025
    Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls…The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:04:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!(0:06:46) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Halloween, pagan?(0:12:10) MICHAEL: Israel, Carlson-Nick interview, criticism(0:18:20) MICHAEL: Trump is compromised?(0:27:00) MICHAEL: Epstein… Israel…(0:35:00) MICHAEL: Never Trumpers bought Trump? Israel history(0:40:15) MICHAEL: JD Vance vs young people(0:43:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel a vassal state?(0:50:15) JAIME: Trump, Israel, Palestine(0:51:10) JAIME: Alvin Bragg DA re-election?(0:53:49) 📞 🚫 CSAL, TX: Phone issues(0:55:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA, NOT putting Jesus down, Anthony!(0:59:52) W7: Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! We’re only assuming based on writings.(1:07:23) 📞 🚫 CSAL’s phone issues(1:09:48) 🎥 JD Vance on Israel, Trump, Charlie Kirk(1:21:35) 💰 Supers: YT(1:25:53) 💰 Coffees… Matthew 25(1:30:39) 💰 More Coffee: JLP on Jamie Kennedy(1:33:52) 💰 Coffees from Cesar: Influence, Israel, Trump(1:37:00) 📞 ART, OH: Manipulation, Middle East, Ukraine, wars(1:41:05) ART: Food Stamps fearmongering, threatening theft(1:44:05) ART: Muhammad is NOT in Heaven!(1:44:42) 🗒️ Welfare fraud(1:47:10) 💰 Last Supers(1:48:19) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Halloween, Trick-or-Treating; Divorce, remarriage(1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ End!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/31/hake-fri-10-31-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/31/jlp-fri-10-31-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Cluster B | Thu 10-30-25

    Cluster B | Thu 10-30-25
    Oct 30 2025
    Love is letting go. Children of divorce. Is there one truth? Personality disorders. “Immigrant” welfare. Muhammad in Heaven? Jesus the Son?The Hake Report, Thursday, October 30, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:13) Disclaimer* (0:06:14) Hey, guys!* (0:07:42) Supers/Coffees: LYC, Alex: Love is letting go* (0:09:22) Mama spirit vs Father’s spirit* (0:13:19) Greggatron s/o Terri* (0:15:51) JOHN, MA, 1st: Plantation vs gangs today* (0:19:26) JOHN: KHJ, L.A., 60s-70s, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood … SCRATCHING* (0:25:15) JOHN: Idea about juxtaposition* (0:27:25) HADEN, TX: KY John* (0:29:07) HADEN: 2026 Midterms?* (0:34:14) HADEN: Believe there’s one truth?* (0:37:10) HADEN: John likes arguing… “debating” my opinion* (0:41:51) HADEN: Common sense, what you see, not skewed stats* (0:42:50) Super: Baldman54 on John from KY* (0:45:45) Supers…* (0:48:07) TONY, CA: Lies! Shutdown! Obamacare! Epstein!* (1:01:52) BRANDI, HI: LYC; Never food stamps; Mother-father* (1:07:32) BRANDI: Cluster B* (1:10:30) BRANDI: 59-percent of illegal households are* (1:19:09) Supers: When did you believe in Jesus, introducing prayer* (1:25:51) Jim in AK: Tony in CA on taking care of people* (1:27:54) Coffee: Cesar, not nosy on others’ pay* (1:31:15) American Anchor Baby: Not today, but Halloween* (1:33:39) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Jesus the Way. Dominion? Spirit of truth. Fear of the Lord.* (1:42:33) ANTHONY, SoCal: “Hamburger Hill” DAVID, FL last wk, other great calls.* (1:45:55) ANTHONY: W7 thinks Muhammad with Jesus in Heaven? “Putting Jesus down”* (1:52:39) ANTHONY: Muhammad is not in Heaven…* (1:53:32) STEVE’N, give tip to Derrick the producer!* (1:53:59) Outro: REMINDER: No Anchor Baby today!BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/30/hake-thu-10-30-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/30/jlp-thu-10-30-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • A day of rest? | Wed 10-29-25

    A day of rest? | Wed 10-29-25
    Oct 29 2025
    Zohran brainwashing our Podcast Bros! Sabbath: Be quiet. Favorite Jews and Muslims? Disease activism. Pardon Ghislaine?The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 29, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:05:02) Hey, guys!(0:06:37) Zohran Flagrant “killed it”(0:10:19) Housing a human right(0:11:55) Water and healthcare a human right(0:12:45) Food stamps. Beggars can’t be choosy(0:15:35) TERRI: Sabbath?(0:16:54) Sabbath(0:23:23) Zohran yapping Cuomo(0:27:15) Muslim mayors in Christian white countries(0:29:20) Somali American politicians(0:33:18) Gerrymandering propaganda debunked(0:40:34) Jesus, King David, Paul, JLP, Bibi, Steven Miller(0:41:34) WILLIAM 7: Kiss the ring? Adam Mockler(0:45:48) WILLIAM 7: Top fave Muslims?(0:49:46) Cassius Clay Parkinson’s diagnosis(0:51:37) Everybody an activist after they catch something …(0:52:56) Hake debated with Adam Mockler Hippy Dippy Aug ‘24(0:55:29) JERMAINE, Canada… Friend “attacked” me: Trump, Israel(1:01:22) Misinterpretation and judgment(1:02:31) Super: Curtis Sliwa, hometown hero, is he up to the task?(1:06:56) Coffees: Promiscuousness(1:09:54) Eric: Jake RattlesnakeTV and Andrew Wilson(1:16:57) Cesar: I’m your puppet and soul(1:22:08) Eric: “I thoughts”(1:24:52) Toxic Auntie; Sabbath…(1:32:03) JOHN, KY: Joe, Mark… BHI(1:39:17) JOHN: Trump a buffoon?(1:44:56) JOHN: Trump a narcissist… Evil?(1:47:22) Eric on Tucker happy wife mess(1:48:16) Popcorn(1:51:36) Supers on YT(1:52:43) BRANDI, HI: Obama narcissist!(1:53:55) OutroBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/29/hake-wed-10-29-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/29/jlp-wed-10-29-25PUNCHIE TV EP 062 – HAKE BLOG POST https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/10/29/punchie-tv-episode-062-wed-10-VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Birthrate crisis | Tue 10-28-25

    Birthrate crisis | Tue 10-28-25
    Oct 28 2025
    Competitors’ interview! Below replacement rate: Out-of-wedlock culture! Squirrels and rabies, watch out! Constructive criticism for ladies.The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 28, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:02:22) Hey, guys! PastPresentFuture(0:05:10) MAHA: Below replacement rate… “Only fools rush in…”(0:10:35) Shmorn, Competitors…(0:12:36) Assassin culture(0:15:26) Pot worse than alky(0:19:03) ALLEN, MI: RFK on Fauci.(0:21:16) ALLEN: Replacement, Detoxifying… de Tocqueville, Democracy in America(0:26:51) ALLEN: Alexis de Tocqueville, Slavery & Govt(0:29:46) ALLEN: FE…(0:30:56) EDDIE, NJ, 1st: Jewish people and Christians(0:38:49) EDDIE: It’s HAKE! Not HANK.(0:41:26) Alexis de Tocqueville portraits(0:42:21) Aww, Squirrel(0:46:39) Rabies…(0:50:01) Kamala(0:52:40) Reddit Bernie: Adios America(0:55:28) WILLIAM 7: Malaise, Rabies, Raccoons, Vandenberg(1:03:02) Supers… Coffees…(1:07:36) Popcorn: Loosey-goosey(1:11:41) BBQ Pringle(1:13:25) Eric: RFK wrong, out-of-wedlock women(1:16:21) Chris: Disproved Mark(1:17:45) Eric: IG, OF, baby rabies(1:20:00) Cesar: Feminism, birth control(1:23:13) Super: LYC … Catch Anchor Baby(1:27:22) Conservative Women, SMH(1:36:02) Have Patience(1:37:46) Liberal women, shoutout (cussing)(1:40:23) Tish James, Kathy Hochul(1:46:16) RICK, Hampton, VA: Hustle, surviving, femininity; Govt(1:53:06) Popcorn: JLP’s country? Emojis, memes: Vulgar stuff!BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/28/hake-tue-10-28-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/28/jlp-tue-10-28-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • You oughta pick a pocket or two | Mon 10-27-25

    You oughta pick a pocket or two | Mon 10-27-25
    Oct 27 2025

    Firefox headlines, hmm. “Matilda the Gorilla” song. Horrible trucker crash! $2K pastor was right?! George Santos’ freed. Tithing?

    The Hake Report, Monday, October 27, 2025 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:02:08) Disclaimer

    (0:04:43) Hey, guys!

    (0:06:12) Firefox headlines: Actor, Actress… phoniness

    (0:17:31) Firefox sports parents; Trump pivots…

    (0:24:04) WILLIAM III: Shutdown OK; Illegal trucker; Cuts

    (0:29:20) WIII: Ballroom; Trump Asia; Incident Alameda Island

    (0:32:39) WII: I’m black. Steve’n.

    (0:34:42) Mary Rice Hopkins: Matilda the Gorilla

    (0:35:35) ART, OH: Losing AOC

    (0:38:07) ART: broken homes origin?

    (0:42:56) ART: Trump the only one NOT a king! Politicians…

    (0:46:25) Supers/Coffees: Eric, Cesar — crash footage

    (0:52:18) Popcorn: “meritocracy”

    (0:56:26) Coffee: NYC mayoral lesser of two evils…

    (0:58:10) Popcorn: $2000 Pastor clarification

    (1:02:30) Coffees: Eric, tips, Kaya — Chad O tips

    (1:04:13) Coffee: Cesar

    (1:05:34) CSAL stepped away

    (1:05:50) RICK, VA: Be responsible with money

    (1:12:54) RICK: Angry when you mention God

    (1:15:42) WILLIAM 7: Taking snippets out of context

    (1:17:30) W7: “22 veterans per day,” Q: “Are you angry?” Pushups? “Let the dead bury the dead.”

    (1:26:43) Super: Chest day

    (1:28:01) Coffee: Oliver Twist

    (1:31:29) RONNIE, OH: Godfather

    (1:32:54) RONNIE: Trump commuting George Santos

    (1:39:06) DAVID, Ocala, FL: June Lockhart

    (1:41:08) DAVID: Sean Grayson

    (1:45:04) DAVID: Tithing culture

    (1:51:35) DAVID: George Santo is a joke

    (1:54:22) Outro

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/27/hake-mon-10-27-25

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Do men go to baby showers? | Fri 10-24-25

    Do men go to baby showers? | Fri 10-24-25
    Oct 24 2025
    $2K-demanding pastor?! Black men talking reparations. Out-of-wedlock irresponsibility. NBA gambling mafia scam: FBI. Firmament debunked!The Hake Report, Friday, October 24, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / guest-hosted JLP(0:03:00) Disclaimer / Cheese BREAD(0:08:49) F— Friday! Hey, guys!(0:11:56) RICK, VA: $2000 pastor; 10% tithe; church “accountability”(0:24:16) ALEX, CA: “Ghost in the machine”?(0:28:43) ALEX: Wacky headlines: Trump sign shooting; Ireland r— riot(0:32:19) GREGGATRON, Midwest: Church pastor like a p—p(0:36:30) GREGGATRON: CLIP: Church giving, a big show(0:40:00) GREGGATRON: Steven Crowder vs black men at barber shop? Reparations? Working hard! “Autonomy!” Having kids by different women, women OK with it! Get married! Bad spending…(0:44:57) GREGGATRON: “slavery” or baby mama stuff?(0:47:00) GREGGATRON: Celebrating out-of-wedlock birth, judging the right people(0:51:21) GREGGATRON: everybody a victim… Hake: Divorce and remarriage story…(0:55:20) ART, OH: Out-of-wedlock started in slavery times(1:00:28) ART: Trump: Cartel is terrorist. More on slavery(1:04:27) Supers(1:06:18) Coffee: Cesar(1:07:21) Coffees: Eric on women and value(1:11:15) Coffees: Eric: Women create CULTURE(1:17:09) Punchie TV theme song (version 1)(1:19:45) MR PINK, CA: Life updates(1:21:15) MR PINK: NBA gambling scam… FBI… Confusing… Betting culture(1:30:29) MR PINK, FE: idk, “firmament” as used by FE is nonsense(1:34:42) in the sky!(1:36:19) STEVE’N, MD: SH Trump! My late wife.(1:37:28) STEVE’N: Greggatron, “It’s the Weekend.” Baby showers. Race.(1:43:53) STEVE’N: William got a white brother?(1:46:10) DAVID, TX: Kenyan truckers in Nebraska? Driverless trucks?(1:50:43) Supers — some leftover!(1:54:05) ClosingBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/23/hake-fri-10-24-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/23/jlp-fri-10-24-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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