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The Hake Report

The Hake Report

By: James Anton Hake
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 James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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  • See You Next Year | Tue 12-23-25

    See You Next Year | Tue 12-23-25
    Dec 23 2025
    Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising “bad” kids, giving “bad” gifts. “Wife guys.” Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity?The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 ADNO MORE HAKE till Mon, Jan 5, 2026 AD — Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!🕰️ TIMESTAMPS🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️(0:00:00) Start(0:02:46) 🎶 “O Holy Night” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson(0:08:37) Hey, guys!(0:11:12) 💬 Supers 🎶 David Meece - One Small Child(0:15:18) 🎶 Gospel Train - David Meece(0:17:33) 💬 Supers: LYC(0:19:12) Coffee: Mike. Ego Is Real. Pilled: Shadilay(0:25:43) 🎥 Parental victimhood(0:33:33) 🗒️ “Wife guys” and JD Vance(0:41:57) Super: Mari, CrazyMotherDance(0:42:49) 📞 MIT, Australia: Xmas, Good Friday, Judas in purgatory, Alkaloids(0:51:14) Australians…(0:54:06) 📞 LUKA, IN, musician for Trump; chemtrails… soy, fluoride(0:58:42) LUKA: Deportations…(1:04:39) DLive(1:06:46) 💬 Popcorn: 3 kids stole a car 🎥 one kid borrowed parents’ car(1:19:40) 💬 Coffees: Cesar / Dr. Mike(1:22:50) 💬 Super: Drive against traffic(1:23:56) 📞 DAVID, TX: Merry Christmas. Thx.(1:25:05) 📞 JAIME, MN: Popcorn, Bolsheviks, diversity, radicals(1:34:18) JAIME: Catholics, s—cide, Augustine, Aquinas, City of God(1:37:01) 💬 Super: Pilled(1:38:01) 💬 Popcorn: weak to ban?(1:43:11) 📞 EDDIE, Kansas City, KS: Brown Christian(1:44:51) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA… A merry heart. Govt shutdown? Health insurance.(1:49:56) 📞 ALEX, CA: Merry Christmas, s/o Dylann R. Joe.(1:50:44) 🎶 Jake Husdon’s AI Country Rap about The Hake Report🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/23/hake-tue-12-23-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/23/jlp-tue-12-23-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • It's Warmer in Jail | Mon 12-22-25

    It's Warmer in Jail | Mon 12-22-25
    Dec 22 2025

    Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump’s EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist “false prophet”?!

    The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer, Last two days, 💬 Super…

    (0:04:38) Hey, guys!

    (0:05:50) 💬 Super: Greggatron

    (0:07:58) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Marvin Gaye. Court. PDF. Juvie.

    (0:16:06) MICHAEL: Convenience store chase, crime, litter. House arrest.

    (0:25:30) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 EEOC for white men

    (0:31:24) 🎥 Popcorn: Church joke

    (0:35:27) 💬 Coffee: BasedAF

    (0:39:25) 💬 Coffee: Sion … LYC

    (0:48:24) Reddit … Trump pic from Epstein files

    (0:50:28) 🎥 Reddit/YT: Dad’s Place pastor guilty housing homeless

    (0:58:51) Govt is not the answer

    (1:00:23) 📞 REMIR, Vegas, 1st: S—cide, Judas went to heaven?

    (1:07:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Church fire hazard: Keep watch!

    (1:11:38) W 7: Gundam, Ultra Man; Bryan, OH. Shoutouts

    (1:15:33) 💬 Super: Rumble on LYC

    (1:18:00) 📞 ROBERT, KS: FE or H—

    (1:26:47) 💬 Coffee: Trump not PDF

    (1:27:35) 💬 Popcorn… street justice rant…

    (1:33:21) 💬 Super: Greggatron, bigger lie of anger, pride, ego

    (1:34:52) 💬 Cesar

    (1:37:29) Fraud in govt welfare programs

    (1:41:47) 📞 DEBORAH, CA: Narrow, Deceive even the elect

    (1:50:36) 🚫 RICK, VA, not there!

    (1:50:51) 📞 NICK, WA: Judging Jesse. Narcissism.

    (1:53:23) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/22/hake-mon-12-22-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/22/jlp-mon-12-22-25

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Pilgrim's Christmas | Fri 12-19-25

    Pilgrim's Christmas | Fri 12-19-25
    Dec 19 2025

    Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds!

    The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:02:19) 🎶 Intro

    (0:05:21) Super: Walking Rosco

    (0:08:11) 📞 ART, OH… not sure what he’s talking about. OH, Allen from MI

    (0:12:42) ART: Michigan Coach Sherrone Brown

    (0:15:52) ART: Kaitlan Collins … Brown University incident

    (0:23:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Reading James

    (0:25:39) RONNIE: Ohio…

    (0:26:22) RONNIE: Trump on MJ…

    (0:34:39) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Art, Reading

    (0:36:59) ALLEN: Fear for obedience

    (0:37:33) ALLEN: Christmas disagreement; Pope John Paul I; Biblical takedowns

    (0:47:28) ALLEN: Celebrate Christmas? A Pilgrim Christmas. ;)

    (0:49:20) ALLEN: Pilgrims’ communism: William Bradford. Work, Quiet Quitting, Taxes, Land

    (0:57:19) Music would be nice

    (0:58:06) 🎶 “I Wonder as I Wander” - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson

    (1:01:18) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Space denial and pictures

    (1:25:40) ROB: Sun in clouds drawing…

    (1:35:25) ROB: Stars in the P1000 … Blue Ice Firmament

    (1:40:15) 💬 Popcorn for celery pickers on IG

    (1:46:17) 💬 Coffee: Lori OK with or without Xmas

    (1:48:22) 💬 Coffee: Boring!

    (1:51:50) 🎥 This ticks me right off! Barbara replaces Robert!

    (1:52:53) Outro

    🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/19/hake-fri-12-19-25

    🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack

    🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/19/jlp-fri-12-19-25

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)

    PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

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    1 hr and 54 mins
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