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The Hake Report

The Hake Report

By: James Anton Hake
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 James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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  • Our Future President | Tue 11-4-25

    Our Future President | Tue 11-4-25
    Nov 4 2025
    Rescue story: Thank cops! Good societies treat J’s well! Nick would! Calls: Elections, voting for women, and the peaceful religion in the West!The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 4, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP shop tee(0:05:59) 💰 Super: Hake’s search and rescue story(0:14:46) 🗒️ Cops thanked(0:16:05) 🗒️ Election Day(0:20:12) Gerrymandering … NO on 50(0:24:38) 📞 ABIGAIL, CO, 1st: NO Xmas gifts for bad 10yo daughter?(0:39:21) How Jewish community is treated(0:49:00) Relax anti- Tucker – Our Future President haters(0:54:33) 📞 JERMAINE, CA, Jamaica, rich vs plebs(0:59:21) JERMAINE: Virginia governesses(1:01:30) 📞 RICK, VA: Will your girl win?(1:03:28) RICK: Don’t vote for women?(1:06:36) RICK: Dick Cheney, kids’ liberal lifestyles(1:08:58) RICK: Pot is worse than alcohol(1:11:06) RICK: Trump not for Winsome ?(1:12:49) RICK: Reproductive rights and healthcare(1:16:07) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Obama: No on 50. Islamophobia Awareness November(1:21:44) ANTHONY: Coverups and denial … Peaceful religion. Note to self: Say yes.(1:24:52) ANTHONY: Islamophobia, reading; Coptic Christians in Egypt(1:28:45) ANTHONY: Dad given a Muslim name, had dogs, learned Quranic Arabic(1:31:12) ANTHONY: Coptic priest with Al Qaeda bounty on head(1:34:44) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Advice for mother of 10yo girl(1:44:13) DAVID: Michelle Obama, Dick Cheney disaster, Deerborn(1:46:44) 📞 JOEL, FL, 1st: Immigrants…(1:50:12) JOEL, Puerto Rican surfer: wooden boats every day!(1:53:45) Outro: Remiss on Supers…!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/4/hake-tue-11-4-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/4/jlp-tue-11-4-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Relax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25

    Relax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25
    Nov 3 2025
    They’re overreacting to my competitors! Kim K denies moon landing. Nicki Minaj thanks Trump. Culture of stealing! Jesus is-vs-isn’t God callers.The Hake Report, Monday, November 3, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:24) 🗒️ Sorry for saying anyway(0:02:34) 🗒️ My competitors catching hate(0:06:11) 🎶 Hey, guys!(0:09:02) 🎥 Kim K denies moon landing?(0:16:19) 🗒️ Afghanistan quake, Blue Mosque(0:21:15) 🗒️ Sanae Takaichi wanna meet with Kim Jong Un: Abductees(0:28:20) 📞 ART, OH: UK Muslims and LGBT(0:32:15) ART: Bill Gates and climate… getting a pat on the back from the left(0:34:09) ART: Humility and EBT; Ilhan Omar vs ICE(0:37:29) 🗒️ Ilhan Omar vs Trump(0:38:51) 🗒️ Nicki Minaj on Christians in Nigeria(0:46:14) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: William 7; “Jesus is God” disagreement(0:56:41) ANTHONY: Any truth without the Bible? Solipsism, knowing(1:00:10) 📞 📞 WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, Coptic Orthodox(1:04:00) W7 vs ANTHONY: Word became flesh?(1:09:21) 📞 ALEX, CA: King. Civilization vs Theft. SNAP snapping?(1:16:59) ALEX: Deep-voiced woman?(1:18:14) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Robot-y voice? “Jesus isn’t God.” Dispute.(1:23:39) KEVIN: Church problem re: Scriptures.(1:26:31) 💰 Super: Csal, their race?(1:29:35) Coffees: Mike(1:32:46) Coffees: BasedAF(1:35:35) Coffees: Cesar(1:38:15) Ko-Fi: Lamb(1:39:44) 🎥 Hedgehog video…(1:40:17) 📞 HADEN, TX: JB Pritzker a billionaire(1:44:20) HADEN: Self-deportation(1:47:12) HADEN: Fuentes-Carlson interview and overreaction, hate(1:53:25) 📞 STEVE’N, MD, ttyl!(1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/11/3/hake-mon-11-3-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/11/3/jlp-mon-11-3-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25

    Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25
    Oct 31 2025
    Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls…The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:04:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!(0:06:46) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Halloween, pagan?(0:12:10) MICHAEL: Israel, Carlson-Nick interview, criticism(0:18:20) MICHAEL: Trump is compromised?(0:27:00) MICHAEL: Epstein… Israel…(0:35:00) MICHAEL: Never Trumpers bought Trump? Israel history(0:40:15) MICHAEL: JD Vance vs young people(0:43:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel a vassal state?(0:50:15) JAIME: Trump, Israel, Palestine(0:51:10) JAIME: Alvin Bragg DA re-election?(0:53:49) 📞 🚫 CSAL, TX: Phone issues(0:55:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA, NOT putting Jesus down, Anthony!(0:59:52) W7: Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! We’re only assuming based on writings.(1:07:23) 📞 🚫 CSAL’s phone issues(1:09:48) 🎥 JD Vance on Israel, Trump, Charlie Kirk(1:21:35) 💰 Supers: YT(1:25:53) 💰 Coffees… Matthew 25(1:30:39) 💰 More Coffee: JLP on Jamie Kennedy(1:33:52) 💰 Coffees from Cesar: Influence, Israel, Trump(1:37:00) 📞 ART, OH: Manipulation, Middle East, Ukraine, wars(1:41:05) ART: Food Stamps fearmongering, threatening theft(1:44:05) ART: Muhammad is NOT in Heaven!(1:44:42) 🗒️ Welfare fraud(1:47:10) 💰 Last Supers(1:48:19) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Halloween, Trick-or-Treating; Divorce, remarriage(1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ End!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/31/hake-fri-10-31-25🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/31/jlp-fri-10-31-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 54 mins
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