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The Hake Report

The Hake Report

By: James Anton Hake
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 James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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  • You hate more than you love | Fri 9-5-25

    You hate more than you love | Fri 9-5-25
    Sep 5 2025
    Hake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent!The Hake Report, Friday, September 5, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:08) Intro* (0:03:50) Hake News…* (0:32:59) BRANDI, HI: Necrotizing Fasciitis, tore apart my guts* (0:41:00) MARK, Los Angeles: Epstein "victims"* (0:51:20) ALLEN, MI: Mark, you can't speculate* (0:56:00) ALLEN: "Where there's smoke, there's fire"; Mama, "children"* (1:04:02) Coffees…* (1:15:59) Very popular DC Mayor Muriel Bowser: Trump, Scott Adams* (1:21:23) Hebrews 6: 4-6, putting Christ back on the cross* (1:24:35) Rumble Rant…* (1:26:04) WILLIAM III, CA: Kids abandoned before the crime; teens* (1:39:40) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Kid missed his bus to fight me… Epstein violent?* (1:44:36) MAZE, Dayton, OH: PDFs* (1:48:38) TERRI, OR: TradWife what's a traditional wife?* (1:54:17) Closing Priority: Haden, Rick, etc…BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/5/hake-fri-9-5-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/5/jlp-fri-9-5-25–VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictCall Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showJLP Network - Nick - Punchie - Fallen State - ChurchThe Hake Report does not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only.HAKE NOTES | Fri 9-5-25HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Fri 9-5-25)🗞️ News 1: Ban politicians from trading stocks? // US State Dept sanctions Palestinian “human rights” groups colluding (Hake’s word, maybe inaccurate) with ICC against Israel // Trump may send Nat'l Guard to New Orleans instead of Chicago and Baltimore after pushback by lib mayors-governors //📰 News 2: Gun ban for transgenders, DOJ weighing // “Gerrymandering” in CA, TX? // TX flood bill for the Christian camp victims // Caitlin Clark out for the WNBA season, injured // Angry Philly Eagles USA football player Jalen Carter allegedly spit at a Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott and got in his face //MORE NEWS… 800-percent increase in flesh-eating bacteria cases on East Coast from 1988-2018, per CDC! (is that due to population increase or increased presence of bacteria??! Scary! Are you scared?) // Liberal UK tourist quote against Trump’s real America, avoiding America, going rather to Korea and Japan // Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • I like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25

    I like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25
    Sep 4 2025

    Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals."

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Going off on "Epstein survivors"/simps, Disclaimer

    * (0:09:39) You think you care…

    * (0:11:56) Hey, guys!

    * (0:15:30) MARILYN, FL: "I'm God." Wise Latina

    * (0:24:48) DAVID, FL: Getting rid of Satan

    * (0:27:04) DAVID: Deja vu, '79 Rams vs Bucs; Sleep paralysis

    * (0:31:32) DAVID, judging God: Virginia Giuffre, Evil, shooting, wife left

    * (0:37:22) DAVID: Epstein "survivors"? Women take men down!

    * (0:42:05) Judging women's bodies between 1 or 0 to 10

    * (0:43:35) MIT, Australia: Men have as many ribs as women, Mandela effect

    * (0:55:09) Coffees

    * (0:58:36) Coffee: Popcorn, Mama Trump nationalizing local police?

    * (1:04:10) Lib CDC vs HHS Sec RFK Jr.

    * (1:15:55) Popular Muriel Bowser, per Trump

    * (1:17:44) JERMAINE, Canada: John the Baptist

    * (1:20:17) JERMAINE: "Epstein victims" all about women, a whole lot of nothing

    * (1:29:24) JERMAINE: JLP's "spiritual" BQ

    * (1:31:48) ALEX, CA: Smooth intro? Comedians are liberals.

    * (1:40:11) Coffees… Tech issues, windows keep minimizing!

    * (1:42:30) WILLIAM III: Blacker than Black Coffee; Don't shoot the coyote

    * (1:46:13) W III: Muriel Bowser popular cuz she caved! DC looking better

    * (1:50:33) W III: Trump took out a boat

    * (1:53:25) Can't take Maze, etc. Bye!

    The Hake Report, Thursday, September 4, 2025 AD — Men's Forum TONIGHT

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/4/hake-thu-9-4-25

    PODCAST / Substack

    HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/4/jlp-thu-9-4-25

    VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)

    PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict

    Hake live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) 888-775-3773 https://thehakereport.com

    The Hake Report does not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only.



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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 'Survivor' is a woman word | Wed 9-3-25

    'Survivor' is a woman word | Wed 9-3-25
    Sep 3 2025
    "Epstein survivors" make Nancy Mace cry. Steph Curry's wife, a "party" type of Christian. Atheist-raised thoughts on Christianity. I distrust the gov't AND corp's.TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:18) Hey, guys!* (0:05:11) Trump vs Tren de Aragua and Court* (0:11:58) China and CNN vs Trump in world* (0:15:16) Epstein "survivors"/victims* (0:22:44) Other news too…* (0:23:00) Nancy Maze drama over "survivors," accusers* (0:29:02) WILLIAM 7, CA: JLP's BQ, "spiritual," Competitor vs Contemporary* (0:37:16) JERMAINE, Canada: Steph Curry's wife Ayesha, "Christians" partying* (0:52:42) Coffees: BC/AD* (1:00:19) ALEX, TX: Double-minded in thoughts, duality vs single-minded, No Satan?* (1:27:07) BRANDI, HI: Visions in prayer? Déjà vu?* (1:35:56) Chat shoutouts, Coffees…* (1:40:45) Anti–RFK Jr. HHS employees revolt in letter* (1:46:45) Google judge lets them slide easy?* (1:51:51) Climate .gov woman yappingThe Hake Report, Wednesday, September 3, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/3/hake-wed-9-3-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/3/jlp-wed-9-3-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 55 mins
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