• Football Scripting, Star Wars, and a Special Recipe - Episode 59
    Sep 14 2023

    Have you ever noticed how unlikely a Football season ends up, compared to its pre-season projection? Is there a master plan for sports? It sure looks like it might be.

    If you don't want to watch football, then what do you watch? The answer is Star Wars. But you probably aren't watching Star Wars like you should be.....

    Whether you're watching Star Wars or Football, you need amazing food. And you CANNOT go wrong with a "foil pack" meal. The recipe is towards the end of the episode.

    Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

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    35 mins
  • Sic Semper Tyrannus - Episode 58
    Aug 31 2023

    What? We're talking about COVID-19 again? Well, when the government starts talking about mask mandates, a new jab, lockdowns, and alllllll of the same unconstitutional bullshit from 2020, I guess we need to talk about it.

    But WHY do we NEED to talk about it? Because WE THE PEOPLE must stand up. WE THE PEOPLE must reject and resist the unconstitutional and immoral government overreach into our lives and livelihoods.

    Join with us and think critically, ask questions, understand that the mass media is the mouthpiece of the radical left, and take responsibility for your own paradigm.

    Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

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    35 mins
  • Republican vs Democrat Puppies - Episode 57
    Aug 21 2023

    Cognitive dissonance. WTF is that? It's the inability to accept new information, regardless of its supporting evidence, simply because it differs from your current dogma.

    Let's apply that to "gun control". How can we stop drunk driving deaths? Well, clearly, we can ban all sober people from driving cars. That way, no sober people can be killed by drunk drivers. That's EXACTLY how "gun control" works. Don't agree? Let's talk about it. HOW is that not an accurate comparison? What data can you cite and what evidence can you present? Want to come on the show and discuss it? Let us know.....we'll have ya on the show.

    In pivotal issues to our society, we MUST take emotion out of the conversation. Emotions are EASY to manipulate. Logic and rational thought is not.

    Also in this episode, we discuss something specific to Tennessee politics as Governor Bill Lee has called for an illegal closed special session of the legislature specifically in an attempt to enact Red Flag Laws -- yet the conversation of Red Flag Laws is NOT, in any way, a state- or city-specific issue.

    Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

    Links referenced in this episode and places where you can do your own research regarding gun violence data:

    • Tennessee Firearms Association
    • FBI Extended Homicide Data Table 8
    • FBI Violent Crime Data Base
    • Gun Violence Archive
    • Colion Noir on YouTube
    • Matthew McConaughey Gun Control video
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    47 mins
  • Abortions: 900k/yr. Gun Homicide: 15k/yr. - Episode 56
    May 24 2023

    Guns are "scary", right?  Our children are in danger of being killed by guns in droves.......right? Welllllll, that's not what data tells us. In fact, one of the most dangerous places a child can be, is in the womb.

    What the fuck?!

    Let's talk about that......

    Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

    Links:
    - RelaxWraps
    - LoveHandle Phone Grip
    - Fake Mask
    - ContactMyPolitician.com
    - Red Flag Law Instagram post comment thread
    - TN Governor Bill Lee Red Flag Law (Tennessee Firearms Association; complete with NUMEROUS links pertaining to the Red Flag Law issue)

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    45 mins
  • Boys Have a Penis, Girls Have a Vagina - Episode 55
    Apr 30 2023

    Gender. What the fuck is it? Biological fact? Something you can "choose"? Does your "gender" differ from your "sex"?  How does it affect your reality? Is it a mental health issue? How does it impact our society? We're trying to figure this shit out, together -- with you!

    Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

    Links:
    Matt Walsh on Doctor Phil clips
    Mainstream Media all saying the exact same thing
    Kindergarten Cop: Boys Have a Penis, Girls Have a Vagina Clip

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    47 mins
  • Being Functional in a Dysfunctional World - Episode 54
    Apr 20 2023

    We're trying to make logical sense of what the fuck our world is turning in to. They scream gun control , to "save" our children, but not when it pertains to saving the life of an unborn child. They say gun control to stop violent crime, but the cities that have the most strict gun laws have the highest violent crime rates.

    They say hate "this" person or "that" person based on their race or belief or creed or sexual orientation.

    They encourage us to hate our fellow human just because we think differently. 

    We NEED to have an ACTUAL common sense discussion regarding violent crime, and where it comes from.

    Be sure to hit us up on Instagram, Twitter, and send us an email FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.


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    46 mins
  • Opinions, Cruelty, & The Paradox of Tolerance - Episode 53
    Oct 8 2021

    Everyone has the right to their opinion, and they're all equal....right? What if someone's opinion allows them to harm another person? Should such an opinion be tolerated? You probably IMMEDIATELY thought, "hell no!". What if I told you that we have been and are being conditioned to tolerate such opinions in society.

    But how? Why? To what end? That -- and more -- what we discuss in this episode

    Be sure to hit us up on Instagram, Twitter, and send us an email FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

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    47 mins
  • Gnostic Cosmology & Alternative Thought with The Juan - Episode 52
    Oct 1 2021

    Multiple dimensions of existence, King Solomon's magic, Divine Feminine, the Law of Attraction and ooooohhh so many more topics were purposefully left out of what we now call the Christian Bible. But why?

    The study of such extra-canonical works is called Gnosticism. The Gnostics and the excluded "false" teachings they studied were deemed heretics by the early Christian church. But why? What harm can asking a few questions be? Sound familiar?

    Take the first step off the ledge into the deep dive that is Gnostic Cosmology with Jeffrey and first time guest, The Juan from "The Juan on Juan Podcast". Such a great conversation....and the first of many!

    Tip: Ya might wanna grab a pen and paper, because they're gonna be some shit you wanna write down. ;-)

    Be sure to hit us up on Instagram, Twitter, and send us an email FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. Hell, maybe we'll have ya on the podcast to have a good conversation.

    Juan's Links (seriously, be awesome and hit these up!):
    Check out our website at www.thejuanonjuanpodcast.com
    IG: @thejuanonjuanpodcast
    TIKTOK: @thejuanonjuanpodcast
    YouTube: "The Juan on Juan Podcast"
    Podbean: https://thejuanonjuanpodcast.podbean.com/
    Other show: "Strange Juans" on the Strange Brew Podcast
    Stake your Cardano with us at FIGHT POOL at fightpool.io!


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    1 hr