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We chase wonder and keep it honest, from Mall World’s shared dreamscape to the science of sleep, then ground it with grief for a beloved ash tree, rage at state violence, and the quiet revolution of saying no. A Stranger Things moment unlocks a new take on power, while decluttering and boundaries give it room to land. And finally we welcome a new member to the Norton family, Harold the balloon. He was here for a good time, not a long time.

An Ode to Harold...

Harold, floating chaos sprite,

Ceiling goblin, gleaming bright,

You weren’t “just” party décor,

You were the guy who saw it all and more,

A shiny spy, a lazy lord,

Our household’s hovering celing ward.

Until one day, your shift was done—

You drooped, you wrinkled, lost your sun,

And with a gentle, papery fall,

You left your post and said, “That’s all.”

So here’s to you, dear Harold balloon,

Patron saint of the living-room,

May every random bit of trash

Live half as large before it crashes.

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This episode kicks off with the wild energy of a solar eclipse at 29 degrees Virgo, pulling us into a cosmic purge while Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus stir up a kite-shaped storm of chaos. From rapture predictions to the mystical “red heifer” and the bizarre way ancient prophecies are steering modern politics, it’s like the whole planet has become one giant doomsday LARP. But we don’t just wallow—we swap survival tactics, from herbal dream brews and witchy home projects to astrological pep talks and Taylor Swift-fueled optimism. Somewhere between decoding authoritarian texts and embracing our inner Practical Magic aunts, we stumble into the Church of Gnomes—a delightfully weird reminder that if we’re going to feed collective belief systems, they might as well involve pointy hats and eco-friendly whimsy. Equal parts doomscroll antidote and cosmic comedy, this conversation dares to ask: when the world’s on fire, why not dance with gnomes and wear pointy hats?

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Eavesdrop on The Disruption Sisters as they prepare for a vampire masquerade, wrestle with old family baggage, and laugh about ordering fairy-tale gowns with two-day shipping. There are curses, kittens, and even a bit of astrology for The Orange Stain tossed into the mix. In the end, it’s two crones, one podcast, and way too many TikTok-inspired decisions.