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This episode kicks off with the wild energy of a solar eclipse at 29 degrees Virgo, pulling us into a cosmic purge while Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus stir up a kite-shaped storm of chaos. From rapture predictions to the mystical “red heifer” and the bizarre way ancient prophecies are steering modern politics, it’s like the whole planet has become one giant doomsday LARP. But we don’t just wallow—we swap survival tactics, from herbal dream brews and witchy home projects to astrological pep talks and Taylor Swift-fueled optimism. Somewhere between decoding authoritarian texts and embracing our inner Practical Magic aunts, we stumble into the Church of Gnomes—a delightfully weird reminder that if we’re going to feed collective belief systems, they might as well involve pointy hats and eco-friendly whimsy. Equal parts doomscroll antidote and cosmic comedy, this conversation dares to ask: when the world’s on fire, why not dance with gnomes and wear pointy hats?

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Eavesdrop on The Disruption Sisters as they prepare for a vampire masquerade, wrestle with old family baggage, and laugh about ordering fairy-tale gowns with two-day shipping. There are curses, kittens, and even a bit of astrology for The Orange Stain tossed into the mix. In the end, it’s two crones, one podcast, and way too many TikTok-inspired decisions.

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Once upon a time, we were going to read a book every month and talk about it like responsible grown women. That time has passed. We aren't the Disruption Sisters for nothing!

In this episode, we rip up our old homework, cackle in the face of expectations, and confess that all we really want is to talk about everything else—midlife awakenings, late-night obsessions, weird dreams, ancient wounds, crone energy, and the art of giving zero f*cks.

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