Time to swing the pendulum all the way back to woke. No matter how itchy it may be. We can take these golden ideas to Walmart if we have to. There’s also some volcano stuff, some Pythagoras stuff, and a lady was super close to being cremated alive. Wild, I know.

Also it’s technically Christmas today, but we aren’t going to talk about it.

From TikTok addicts to puke bowl advocates, nothing is safe (or sanitary). Comedian Meryl Klemow joins the fellas this week for another round of passing judgment on others.

Seriously though, why did that one girl have to throw out all of her clothes?

Need something in the background to listen to while you make your chili? May we suggest a group of millennial dudes listing off flavors of Jell-O? How about cartoons they remember? Don’t bother paying for a whole seat, because you’ll only need the edge! …FYSW.

I did it all for the… whatever you want to call it. Get lucid with the boys this week as they review the Halloween loads, and the lack of them for the following month. Other topics include how Rockefeller was closer to Batman than Musk, and what pets you can ride. Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on either.

This week, Robbbie wants to oil up your pregnant belly, then take a break for ten egg rolls. Tad takes us on a journey through this cosmic gumbo we call consciousness. Per usual, Dingo doesn’t add much to the conversation.

Contractually, we are obligated to give Robbbie an intelligent person to talk to every so often to keep him happy. Meet Evan, someone who is tired of the way things are going. There are probably many of you out there who feel the same. Evan is actually doing something about it.

You’re welcome, Bob.

Choking the chicken, wrestling the eel, liquidating your inventory, taking a trip down to palm beach, puking the dog.

For generations, the world’s greatest minds have dazzled us with the most colorful phrasing to ask the age-old question… “Who’s a good boy?”

Grab your bag of firearms, we’re off to Guam! …Or Idaho. It’s time for another injection of fantastic advice from your favorite gremlin boys. You’ve come to the right place for some womanly wisdom, because somehow, there’s one in the studio, voluntarily!