Tad’s 90-minute massage leads to a debate on “strong hands” and pregnancy weight. Robbbie slams PJ Masks for giving a superhero a snowboard instead of working legs. Plus, the crew discusses the “variety” of Mexican food, Trump’s bizarre letter to Norway about Greenland, and why digital piracy is a public service for saving HBO content like Westworld. It’s a total clown show.

In this episode of The Dingo Weekly Podcast, the hosts attempt to maintain order while Scroll explores the outer reaches of his consciousness after consuming six grams of mushrooms. Between identifying as a broken espresso machine and hearing the theory that flying fish are “ocean astronauts,” Scroll manages to prank-call his detective cousin for midnight legal consent. We also witness the staggering conclusion to the saga of the girl who ignored every biological red flag to finally marry her own cousin. Pure genetic stagnation.

She went to a work Christmas party. She came home in her underwear. Apparently that’s where the story stops making sense.

This episode dissects a viral Reddit relationship mystery packed with missing time, convenient amnesia, sketchy coworkers, and explanations that get worse every time someone talks. The crew pulls apart the logic, questions everyone involved, and watches the red flags stack up like it’s a competitive sport.

It’s relationship drama, internet mystery, and holiday chaos colliding in the dumbest possible way—told with zero benefit of the doubt and absolutely no patience for nonsense.