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The Dark Episode

The Dark Episode

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“I might get the electric chair... but I'm gonna make it sexy”


0:00  Don't Look Under My Floorboards

2:20  700 Hours of Community Service

3:30  Community Service PTSD

4:20  The Future is Now

4:59  Hey Son, I Banged Your Mom

6:37  The Ethics of Doing Meth in Front of Your Kid

9:20  I'm Not Even Slightly Aroused

11:40  I Hated that Movie... 9/10

13:08  Death Penalty but Make it Sexy

16:32  Shark Tank if it Was Sexy

17:15  Love and Aluminum 

17:59  Kool Aid Man You Wanna Smoke Meth in Front of My Kids? Oh Yeeeaaah!

18:34  FunLand: Where Everything's Legal

21:02  Here at Robert J Debry We'll Sell Your Fucking Colon

21:38  The Future is Now II

21:55  FunLand: Family for the Whole Fun

22:49  Shawty Gave Me 700 Hours

22:31  FunLand Endorsements

23:30  Kool Aid Man (crackpipe)

23:53  David Has 700 Hours

24:07  The Goldfish Call

25:15  David Has 700 Hours II

25:30  David's Dog Faced Wife

25:49  David Has 697 Hours

26:18  Werehouse

27:03  I Call 911 Twice a Minute

28:00  Soulja Boy: Mom of the Year

31:25  Robert E Leet

34:00  Flesh House

36:53  Hello America, Did You Know that You Have Whites

37:12  Bottle of Laxatives



Released on May 22, 2023


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