Sharpen those hooks and polish your pickup lines...LOVERS LANE (1999) is tearing its way onto The Blind Rage Podcast! When a town's urban legend about a hook-handed killer refuses to stay buried, a fresh batch of unlucky teens learn the hard way that no heart is safe. With a cast featuring Anna Faris in one of her earliest roles, this slasher brings small-town secrets, Valentine’s Day disasters, and a whole lot of screams straight to your ears.

When a college break turns into a bloodbath, it's not spring fever the students need to worry about... it's BIG Ed and his rusted fishing tools. In THE MUTILATOR (1984), a group of coeds heads to a beach house for some off-season fun, only to be served fresh bait on the hook of a very personal vendetta. There's impalement, decapitation, a very unfortunate garage scene, and enough questionable maritime decor to fill a Red Lobster. Join The Blind Rage Podcast as we wade through the guts, the glory, and the pure '80s absurdity of this wet 'n wild slasher that dares to ask: what if your dad really *was* trying to kill you?

THE BLIND RAGE PODCAST digs deep into SLEDGEHAMMER (1983), a shot-on-video slasher soaked in static, sweat, and soft-focus confusion. A weekend getaway turns sour when a mute, masked brute starts phasing in and out of poorly lit rooms, weapon in hand, and murder on what might loosely be called his mind. Ted Prior leads the charge, storming through scenes like a bodybuilder in search of a plot. He’s perpetually shirtless, inexplicably furious, and framed in slow-motion so often you start to wonder if time has stopped entirely. The sound cuts in and out. The walls wobble. The camera loses focus. It’s less a movie and more a haunted tape that refuses to behave—and we loved every oily frame of it.

The body count is high...the continuity is low...and the script? Still being rewritten—sometimes in blood. That’s right, we're heading back to the twisted halls of RETURN TO HORROR HIGH (1987), where the only thing worse than the acting is the murder rate. In this bloody spoof of slasher flicks and behind-the-scenes chaos, a low-budget film crew returns to the site of a real-life massacre to shoot a movie about it—because what could possibly go wrong? As actors and crew members vanish one by one, the line between fiction and carnage blurs faster than you can say “scene missing.” Join us on The Blind Rage Podcast as we wade through body doubles, fakeouts, flashbacks, and George Clooney’s hair. It’s bloody, it's baffling, and it's hilariously bonkers.

When the night shift hits the express lane... heads start rolling. INTRUDER (1988) stuffs an entire graveyard’s worth of gore into one grocery store as the late-night crew gets picked off by a maniac with a real flair for the theatrical. Featuring a meat hook, a bandsaw, and a cashier who's *way* too committed to their job, this blood-soaked slasher brings aisle-side carnage like you’ve never seen before. We’re talking suspense, severed limbs, and Sam Raimi stocking shelves—what more could you possibly ask for? INTRUDER might make you think twice about applying for that part-time gig, but you won’t regret punching in for this twisted episode of The Blind Rage Podcast.

When the lights go out in a locked furniture store, eight teens learn the hard way that mannequins aren’t the only lifeless bodies lying around. HIDE AND GO SHRIEK (1987) serves up everything you want from late-'80s slasher sleaze: gratuitous nudity, nonsensical character decisions, and a killer whose weapon of choice is...a mannequin head? This week, The Blind Rage Podcast takes you deep into a mall of madness where the death scenes are cheap, the hair is high, and the logic is left at the door.

WITCHBOARD (1986) kicks off with a Ouija board, a party, and a whole lot of bad decisions. Linda )played by the late Tawny Kitaen) starts chatting with a spirit named David, who seems sweet —until the knives start flying, people start dying, and her boyfriend (Todd Allen) starts acting like he’s one exorcism away from a full breakdown. This is what happens when you let your boyfriend’s ex-best friend bring his haunted toys into your home. Psychic warnings get ignored, the body count rises, and suddenly you’re being dragged across the floor by an invisible force with zero chill. On The Blind Rage Podcast, we’re summoning the ghosts, the drama, and the hair mousse in a wild ride through telekinetic tantrums and supernatural sabotage.

What’s the worst thing you could accidentally give your daughter? In PINOCCHIO’S REVENGE (1996), it’s a puppet linked to a child’s murder. And she thinks it’s her birthday gift. From that moment on, things unravel fast. Accidents don’t feel like accidents. Tantrums take on a new tone. And the wooden boy in the corner? He might be pulling the strings. This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, we take on this brooding, off-kilter slab of ‘90s horror where therapy, motherhood, and murder intersect in the worst possible ways.