Everything is fine… weeks where everyone is definitely not fine.

In Episode 802, we dig into the crypto panic, the blood-in-the-streets charts, and the uncomfortable question nobody wants to say out loud:

Did the grown-ups finally show up to crypto… and ruin the party?

We talk institutional adoption (ETFs, custody, control), how the “gatekeepers and suits” might be working the same old playbook, and why crypto feels weirdly toxic right now.

Then we take a hard left into a truly bizarre rabbit hole: new Jeffrey Epstein-related emails, claims floating around about funding Bitcoin Core, and what the Brock Pierce connection might mean (or might not mean). We don’t pretend to have final answers—just the receipts we can point to, the debates happening publicly, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

And because we can’t help ourselves, we also go off-road into AI, Elon, robots, peptides, and… yes… “you spit in a thing, you 💩 in a thing.” You’re welcome.

Educationally unsettling. Extra sarcasm. Always weird.

⏱️ Timestamps

00:16 Panic in the markets + “did institutions ruin crypto?”
02:53 Market snapshot: blood in the streets
06:03 Institutional adoption vs. decentralization
07:53 Epstein files + what people are claiming
09:57 Travis explains the “mastermind” AI experiment
16:33 Brock Pierce emails + what’s known vs. speculation
20:36 AI as leverage: finishing 25 days of work in 6.5 hours
21:53 Elon, xAI/SpaceX talk, and where this all goes
24:18 Robots, health tech, and the future getting weird fast
26:20 “Spit in a thing / 💩 in a thing” (yes, really)

Links & ResourcesLINKS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW:

Epstein Files Drop!

DOJ Documents Reveal Who Really Built Bitcoin

Bruce Fenton Responds

Is Brock Pierce Behind Epsteins $3 Million Coinbase Investment?

SpaceX acquires xAI, plans to launch a massive satellite constellation to power it

Crypto Tax Audit

CoinGecko.com

bitcoinTreasuries.net

Bull Market Peak Signals

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Tell us in the comments. If you’re into it, we’ll drop more of those weird little time-travel audio segments in future episodes.

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Tax season is back, and crypto reporting is getting a lot more… specific. We’re joined by returning guest Clinton Donnelly of CryptoTaxAudit to break down the biggest crypto tax changes affecting U.S. traders this year—what forms are coming, what the IRS will see, and the most common ways people accidentally trigger problems. If you’ve traded on U.S.-based exchanges, this episode is your wake-up call.

In this episode, we cover:

• Why crypto taxes are getting more complicated (and more visible)

• New 1099-DA reporting: what it is and what exchanges may report

• Why “proceeds vs. cost basis” matters (and where confusion hits)

• The Form 8949 change: crypto transactions being separated out

• The “match the proceeds” issue that can trigger nasty IRS letters

• New FIFO requirement by wallet/account (and why it can change your tax bill)

• Why audits can drag on for years (and what “audit-proofing” really means)

• Practical advice for staying compliant without losing your mind

The 3 big crypto tax changes Clinton highlights:

1. 1099-DA is here (for U.S.-based exchanges)

2. Crypto gets its own lane on Form 8949 (more visibility for the IRS)

3. FIFO by wallet/account becomes required (can reshape gains calculations)

Helpful link:

• Work with Clinton / CryptoTaxAudit: http://badco.in/tax

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Eight hundred episodes in, crypto doesn’t feel wild anymore — and that might be the biggest story of all.

In this milestone episode, Joel and Travis kick off 2026 by unpacking a market that refuses to behave like it used to. Bitcoin isn’t mooning, but it isn’t collapsing either. Institutions are quietly vacuuming up supply, ETFs keep stacking, and the once-predictable four-year cycle looks stretched, warped, or possibly broken altogether.

The conversation moves beyond charts into bigger territory: why Bitcoin drawdowns are getting shallower, why gold and silver are exploding alongside crypto, and what an increasingly unstable global economy means for hard assets. Along the way, the guys reflect on how manipulation hasn’t disappeared — it’s just become more sophisticated — and why retail panic matters less when corporations and funds are waiting on every dip.

Episode 800 also zooms out to the future. AI’s acceleration, the coming wealth transfer, the growing divide between those who adapt and those who don’t, and why the next decade may reward understanding what’s possible more than chasing the next tool or token.

No predictions. No moon math. Just perspective earned over nine years, hundreds of cycles, and a market that’s finally starting to act… different.

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