• 💸✨ DAY 15 of 30 Days of Boundaries – Bendecida y Blindada Edition ✨💸 “Your energy is your currency—stop giving discounts!”
    Nov 5 2025

    Mira, mi amor…
    You are NOT a spiritual Dollar Tree.
    Your energy? DIVINE. SACRED. EXPENSIVE. And some of y’all out here handing it out like it’s a buy-one-get-one special?! ABSOLUTELY NOT. 🛑
    Your time, your presence, your peace? That’s luxury-level vibration, boo. If they can’t afford your frequency, they shouldn’t have access to your magic. 💅🏽
    🎯 Day 15 is all about energetic protection + enforcement.
    Because being bendecida y blindada means your aura is GATED, GUARDED, and glowin’.
    💥 Want more boundary power in your life?
    Book a session with me, join “Love & Know Thyself,” or roll through to Colombia this summer for my Rebirth Retreat.
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    Online sessions are 30% off with code: ELEGUA
    But as always: Follow your intuition—EVEN if that means you don’t work with me. 💋
    #Boundaries #EnergeticProtection #BendecidaYBlindada #BrujaBusiness #HealingWithHumor #DivineCurrency #TheAlmightyPineapple #TheTruthOfVida 🍍

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  • ✨ DAY 14: Boundary Bootcamp 🔥 ✨ “You are NOT responsible for their emotional gymnastics, boo.”
    Nov 4 2025

    ✨ DAY 14: Boundary Bootcamp 🔥 ✨
    “You are NOT responsible for their emotional gymnastics, boo.”
    Say it with your chest and a cafecito in hand. 🗣️💅🏽
    Your truth is sacred. Their reaction? Not your job.
    If someone gets salty ’cause you finally chose you—just smile and say:
    “That sounds like a YOU problem, love.” 💁🏽‍♀️
    🔁 Tap into today’s mantra: “I speak my truth, not their comfort.”
    Practice it. Own it. Wear it like red lipstick on a Tuesday.
    💖 But please — follow your intuition when working with ANY spiritual advisor… even if that means it’s not me.
    Your spirit knows what’s best. Trust it.
    #30DaysOfBoundaries #BoundaryBootcamp #TheAlmightyPineappleLLC #EmotionalIndependence #TheTruthOfVida#EleguaDiscount #HealingWithAttitude #SpiritualSales #TrustYourSpirit #CafecitoAndBoundaries

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  • 🧨 Day 13: The “I Love You, But Stay Over There” Energy Is Activated 🛑💅
    Nov 3 2025

    🧨 Day 13: The “I Love You, But Stay Over There” Energy Is Activated 🛑💅
    There’s always that one person who confuses love with access and thinks “boundaries” is just a cute Pinterest word.
    NO, MAMI. Boundaries are sacred. My peace is not a pop-up shop and I’m not taking walk-ins today. 🙃
    This skit is your daily reminder that love without respect is just a red flag wearing lipstick.
    Tag your favorite chaos queen or send this to someone who needs the message (with love, of course 😉).
    🔥 Make sure your notifications are ON
    🔥 And double-check you’re subscribed to the newsletter—
    Because the next two weeks? Oh baby, we’ve got major announcements coming. Think ✨exclusive✨, magical, and possibly life-shifting… 👀
    🛎️ You do not want to miss it.
    #BoundaryBootcamp #30DaysOfBoundaries #EmotionalToxinsWho #NewsletterDrop #StayTuned #TheTruthOfVida #TheAlmightyPineappleLLC

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