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The Almighty Pineapple

The Almighty Pineapple

By: Vida Valdes
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Welcome to The Almighty Pineapple where spirit, truth & a little Cuban Bruja collide. This is your space for real talk about healing, ancestral wisdom, shadow work, inner child exploration, boundaries, spirituality & everything in between. Each episode is sitting down with your wise slightly spicy bestie, raw, honest & full of insights to help you step into your power, embrace your authenticity & live your highest life. Whether you’re here to unpack your trauma, ignite your spiritual journey or just get a dose of unapologetic guidance, this podcast serves it all. Plug in & enjoy!Vida Valdes Spirituality
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  • Day 21: When spirit says no!
    Dec 23 2025

    Let’s talk about something most people don’t want to hear:
    Not every yes is a blessing… and not every no is a punishment.

    When things fall apart, our first instinct is to ask,
    “What did I do wrong?”
    But sometimes?
    You didn’t do a damn thing wrong.
    Spirit just said NO — and that “no” isn’t rejection… it’s protection.

    That job that slipped away?
    That relationship that couldn’t hold together?
    That opportunity that looked perfect until it wasn’t?
    That was your ancestors stepping in and blocking what your ego wanted but your soul never needed.

    Your lineage has seen some things.
    They know the patterns.
    They’ve already paid the price for certain karmic contracts.
    So when they see you walking toward something that will repeat history?
    Oh, they will snatch you out quick.

    But here’s the truth:
    If you don’t have a relationship with your spirits, their NO will feel like abandonment instead of alignment.
    You’ll think you’re being punished.
    Forgotten.
    Cursed.
    And you’ll start forcing what was never meant for you.

    But when Spirit says NO, it’s really saying:

    🛑 “Not this time.”
    🛑 “Not this way.”
    🛑 “We already bled for this lesson so you don’t have to.”

    That is ancestral justice.
    That is spiritual protection — even when the redirection breaks your heart.

    You’re not being punished.
    You’re being preserved.
    You’re being rerouted to something sacred.

    So light your altar.
    Say thank you for the NOs.
    And trust the path your lineage is pushing you toward.

    Because you are the altar.
    And you are the answer.

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    3 mins
  • Day 20: They can hold your rage & your grief!
    Dec 22 2025

    “Healing Isn’t Just Love and Light”

    Everyone loves to talk about healing like it’s just crystals, sage, and chamomile tea in a cute moon mug. 🌙
    But let me be clear — healing is not all love and light.

    Yes, love and light are part of the path.
    But what about your rage?
    Your grief?
    That silent scream that’s been sitting in your chest since you were seven?
    Yeah… that’s ancestral too, boo.

    ✨ Your ancestors have the capacity to hold what you were told to suppress.
    They’re not afraid of your tears.
    They’re not intimidated by your anger.
    They carried it before you — and now they’re waiting for you to finally release it.

    This work is sacred… and it’s messy.
    Not all darkness is evil.
    Not all light is good.
    Healing is rage in the car, grief in the bath, screams in your journal.
    It’s the work the New Age glosses over — but your spirit knows better.

    You are not too much.
    You are the altar.
    You are the answer.

    And you don’t have to carry it alone.

    🕯️ If this resonates, trust your intuition.
    Whether it leads you to me… or someone else…
    Let your spirit choose your healers — not your timeline feed.



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    4 mins
  • Day 19: How to ask your ancestors for help?
    Dec 20 2025

    “Stop Begging. Start Petitioning.”

    Stop begging like you’re unworthy.
    Start petitioning like the living altar you were born to be.

    Your ancestors are not asking you for perfection.
    They’re asking you to be ready
    Ready to end what they couldn’t.
    Ready to walk the path they carved with blood, sweat, tears, and resilience.
    Ready to break the very patterns that broke them.

    Because listen…

    🧬 You are the shift in the lineage.
    🔥 You are the prayer they whispered when they had nothing left.
    🕯️ You are the embodiment of every sacrifice, every dream, every unfinished story.

    So speak to your people like they already cleared the way—
    because they did.
    Long before you ever knew their names.

    Take a breath.
    Drop into your body.
    And let this prayer move through you.

    Your bloodline is listening.
    Always.

    💀✨

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    6 mins
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